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InvisibleNemo_Hoes
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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14005608 - 02/22/11 02:42 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

No for me the winning is making you cry, the boner is fueled by your pain.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
    #14005621 - 02/22/11 02:45 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

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Cracula said:
No for me the winning is making you cry, the boner is fueled by your pain.




:lol:


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
    #14005623 - 02/22/11 02:46 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

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Cracula said:
No for me the winning is making you cry, the boner is fueled by your pain.



yeah pretty much. i guess its the sadist in me.

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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14005627 - 02/22/11 02:47 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

That's kinda fucked up though. I would never want to make anyone cry. That just :feelsbadman:


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14005630 - 02/22/11 02:48 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

I get boners when I make people bleed too, it's pretty embarassing, and I'd think intimidating.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14005632 - 02/22/11 02:48 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

i think it has to do with giving into our will. my ex would hate me so much for saying this, but its an alpha thing.:shrug:

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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
    #14005634 - 02/22/11 02:49 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

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Cracula said:
I get boners when I make people bleed too, it's pretty embarassing, and I'd think intimidating.



soldiers in the midst of battle get boners when they kill someone.

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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14005637 - 02/22/11 02:50 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

I guess so..still :feelsbadman: though.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
    #14005642 - 02/22/11 02:52 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

Yeah. I think I'm going to let her snuggle with me until she wakes up, and then I just don't know. I hate her paranoia, but I really do care about her, and now I'm worried she might be sick. Sigh.

I think I'm going to kiss her when she wakes up, and then talk to her about us. tell her that I really do love her, but I have trouble dealing with her paranoid ranting at me. I'm going to suggest we see a couples therapist or something


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14005643 - 02/22/11 02:52 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

:sorryman:

but on a sidenote. tears :Tastesgoodman:

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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005646 - 02/22/11 02:53 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

OTR, I don't get boners when women cry, but I do get boners when I'm goaltending a shut out


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14005650 - 02/22/11 02:53 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

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Nordique said:
Yeah. I think I'm going to let her snuggle with me until she wakes up, and then I just don't know. I hate her paranoia, but I really do care about her, and now I'm worried she might be sick. Sigh.

I think I'm going to kiss her when she wakes up, and then talk to her about us. tell her that I really do love her, but I have trouble dealing with her paranoid ranting at me. I'm going to suggest we see a couples therapist or something




That's really good that you want to try to get help and make things work. I hope everything goes good for you :heart:

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JesusGoneRogue said:
:sorryman:

but on a sidenote. tears :Tastesgoodman:




Is that a new gremlin? How did this happen? I thought they never updated them anymore :confused:


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005653 - 02/22/11 02:54 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

You should break up with her right when she wakes up, I did that last week when my gf woke me up and I was still drunk, then she cried and I got a boner and I tried to put my whole fist in her ass.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14005657 - 02/22/11 02:55 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

its from the feelsweirdman thread. we loved it so much we submitted, and demanded it become a graemlin. now we have :Tastesgoodman:

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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
    #14005659 - 02/22/11 02:55 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

Nooooo :facepalm:


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14005662 - 02/22/11 02:56 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

That bitch is gonna kill him in his sleep.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
    #14005664 - 02/22/11 02:57 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

You're psycho :lol:


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14005667 - 02/22/11 02:58 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

Quote:

Ballerium said:
Quote:

Nordique said:
Yeah. I think I'm going to let her snuggle with me until she wakes up, and then I just don't know. I hate her paranoia, but I really do care about her, and now I'm worried she might be sick. Sigh.

I think I'm going to kiss her when she wakes up, and then talk to her about us. tell her that I really do love her, but I have trouble dealing with her paranoid ranting at me. I'm going to suggest we see a couples therapist or something




That's really good that you want to try to get help and make things work. I hope everything goes good for you :heart:






Thanks. I'm going to do whatever I can. I've known this poor girl forever. I realized tonight that despite her accusing me of cheating on her and her accusing me of other crazy shit, she cares enough about me to drive to my house in the middle of the night to patch things up. sigh.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
    #14005671 - 02/22/11 02:59 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

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Cracula said: put my whole fist in her ass.



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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14005673 - 02/22/11 02:59 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

why, because i try to anal fist my girlfriends? Are you jealous?


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