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InvisibleBallerium
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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005397 - 02/22/11 01:54 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

I'm high right now so I have no idea what I'm saying. I'm probably the only one that feels this way, but I don't think you should leave her out in the cold. I know what it's like to be paranoid and worried about things. If you love her, maybe you should try and help her?


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14005410 - 02/22/11 01:57 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

Yeah, I'm going to go snuggle with her. Good night people. Thanks for the help and stuff. and @ the guy asking how I've been on here.

it's called being Afk for awhile


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005416 - 02/22/11 01:59 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

Dud wtf, she's gonna cut your fucking dick off.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14005419 - 02/22/11 01:59 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

Tell her that you're gay. That way she can't get mad at you and you dont have to feel like a dick. Or don't do that...:rocket:


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: lessthanjake]
    #14005425 - 02/22/11 02:00 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

Yeah unless he gets boners when girls cry I don't get the point. Crazy bitches suck, I've been almost killed by a couple.


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OfflineNordique
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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
    #14005534 - 02/22/11 02:23 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

update from my laptop.

I'm sitting here on my couch, she's got her head on my lap, fast asleep. gah. I'm still not sure about this, but fuck it I guess it's too late now.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005544 - 02/22/11 02:25 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

well if you decide to back out.. dont waker her up.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005548 - 02/22/11 02:26 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

You should suffocate her with like a pillow or some shit. Or just jump up real fast so her head jerks and she wakes up and just start yelling at her like YOU FUCKING SLUT GET THE FUCK OFF MY COUCH YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE. And throw the remote control or something at the wall so it breaks and she knows you are serious.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
    #14005560 - 02/22/11 02:28 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

Normally I would be angry at her because her paranoia crossed a line today, but maybe she is getting schizophrenic? I'm worried about her. I care about her too much to mean to her. gah. Weak man.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
    #14005564 - 02/22/11 02:30 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

Quote:

Cracula said:
You should suffocate her with like a pillow or some shit. Or just jump up real fast so her head jerks and she wakes up and just start yelling at her like YOU FUCKING SLUT GET THE FUCK OFF MY COUCH YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE. And throw the remote control or something at the wall so it breaks and she knows you are serious.




:awedisgust:


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
    #14005569 - 02/22/11 02:31 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

Quote:

Cracula said:
Yeah unless he gets boners when girls cry I don't get the point. Crazy bitches suck, I've been almost killed by a couple.



i get boners when girls cry:shrug:

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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14005570 - 02/22/11 02:31 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

you sure its nothing to do with drugs mate?


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005577 - 02/22/11 02:33 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

I'm just saying, she's going to try to kill you and break all your stuff. Crazy bitches suck.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14005579 - 02/22/11 02:34 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

Quote:

JesusGoneRogue said:
Quote:

Cracula said:
Yeah unless he gets boners when girls cry I don't get the point. Crazy bitches suck, I've been almost killed by a couple.



i get boners when girls cry:shrug:




I've never understood this. My boyfriend is like that :facepalm:


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14005583 - 02/22/11 02:35 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

Damn I thought I was weird for that, it's because we are sick sick men. This one girl got real mad cos I hugged her while she was crying and I had a full on raging boner. Hell yeah bitches cryin gives me a boner.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
    #14005585 - 02/22/11 02:36 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

But why? Is it because you feel like you can take advantage of them in their vunerable state? Or does the crying turn you on and make you want to fuck them to feel better? I honestly want to know :confused:


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14005588 - 02/22/11 02:37 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

alot of it is the make up sex.

and a lot of it is the "i win" factor if that makes sense its late.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: rackem]
    #14005592 - 02/22/11 02:38 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

Oh so if they give into your boner you win?

What the fuck :rofl:


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14005596 - 02/22/11 02:39 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

pretty much..

its like eventually its gonna end up in the sheets sooo we just jump the gun a little bit


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: rackem]
    #14005597 - 02/22/11 02:40 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

and typically its the best sex.


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