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OfflineNordique
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my Girlfriend and I just broke up.
    #14004919 - 02/21/11 11:50 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

not a b'awww thread. It's about time.

She has always been paranoid, I got tired of it, so I just did stuff until she broke up with me.

She's accused me of recording our phone conversations and shit. It's just bizarre.

So finally I was just a total dick to her so she would break up with me. I would have just ended it myself, but she would never let me, and she would be heartbroken if I dumped her. I care about her, she's just too paranoid and shit.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14004942 - 02/21/11 11:54 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Maybe she's developing Schizophrenia? Haha that's a very strange thing to accuse somebody of without reason.

But dude being a dick to somebody to make them break up with you is so much worse.  I've done it to somebody before as well as experienced it and the effects of that linger.  If you want her to really get over you and learn from it you need to tell her the honest truth about why things didn't work out.  It's especially more important to the female psyche I believe.

That's what somebody who really cares would do, but that's just my opinion of course.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: LoveYourLife]
    #14004950 - 02/21/11 11:56 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

umm does she have a record of heavy meth use?


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OfflineNordique
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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: LoveYourLife]
    #14004954 - 02/21/11 11:57 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I know, what I did was an asshole thing, but she's already trying to patch things up with me. She wants to be friends now, which I'm okay with. She's weird as fuck, I know.

had I broken up with her, she would have hated my guts forever. She's a sweet girl, jsut a bit off her head.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: LoveYourLife]
    #14004970 - 02/22/11 12:00 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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LoveYourLife said:
Maybe she's developing Schizophrenia? Haha that's a very strange thing to accuse somebody of without reason.

But dude being a dick to somebody to make them break up with you is so much worse.



wrong. that's actually the best way to break up with somebody. you see she already wants to be friends. just keep on doing what you're doing kid, move on into bigger and better things.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: shallowbastard]
    #14004974 - 02/22/11 12:01 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

and when i say 'bigger' i don't mean obese


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14004979 - 02/22/11 12:03 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

she sounds like my first gf. now, she's a mom and married to some dude that's not even the father of her baby just cause he has money.



you did the right thing.

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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: meatcakeman]
    #14004995 - 02/22/11 12:06 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Update. Now she says she wants to get back together, and that she wants to give a me a second chance. sigh.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005000 - 02/22/11 12:07 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

there you have it. prove that they love being treated like shit.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005001 - 02/22/11 12:07 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

fuck that... ex for a reason.l


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: rackem]
    #14005012 - 02/22/11 12:09 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I didn't treat her that badly though. I just played into her paranoid weirdness. I'm not going to get back together with her.

now she's crying. She wants to come over to my house now. fail.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005013 - 02/22/11 12:10 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Nordique said:
Update. Now she says she wants to get back together, and that she wants to give a me a second chance. sigh.




this also happened to me as well. don't do it. she's an obvious succubus.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005015 - 02/22/11 12:10 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

that's okay. that means that shes willing to do shit for you. just don't get back with her.. yet.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005018 - 02/22/11 12:11 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Nordique said:
I didn't treat her that badly though. I just played into her paranoid weirdness. I'm not going to get back together with her.

now she's crying. She wants to come over to my house now. fail.





LOL she's playing the typical emotionally hurt girl card. two options: give in or don't give in. choose wisely.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: meatcakeman]
    #14005027 - 02/22/11 12:12 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

So what I should do if she shows up?


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: rackem]
    #14005033 - 02/22/11 12:13 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Hahahaha this thread is hillarious.  This girl you're talking about sounds kinda dumb IMO.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005037 - 02/22/11 12:14 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

fuck her, then tell her you need to stay friends for now


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005044 - 02/22/11 12:15 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Nordique said:
So what I should do if she shows up?




well, if she's coming over, she's doing it for a reason. be the better man. comfort her, be there for her as a friend, but don't give in to it. tell her you need time to clear your head a bit. give her a real and genuine reason why you don't believe it would work out right now.

if she's looking for a friend, be one. but if she's asking you to do something you don't want to do, don't do it.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: shallowbastard]
    #14005050 - 02/22/11 12:16 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

if you tell her you want to brreak up i dont think she'll give a shit

unless she hears a song or somethign

but then she'll jus listen to new music


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: meatcakeman]
    #14005062 - 02/22/11 12:17 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

She's not dumb, she just never had anyone love her until me. Her dad abused her and her mom hated her. So, I'll comfort her. good suggestions. She just said she's on her way


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005072 - 02/22/11 12:19 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

expect awesome makeup sex.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: meatcakeman]
    #14005101 - 02/22/11 12:27 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Oh, okay I take back what I said then. Sorry.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: ShroomXolomilco]
    #14005118 - 02/22/11 12:31 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i'd go with the "developing schizophrenia" thing, bad family climate
and delusions, i'd bet you can find more things if you look for it.
might be serious

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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: godisanastronaut]
    #14005129 - 02/22/11 12:34 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Man. now I'm feeling bad about all this. I'm gonna log off for the night. She should be here soon.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005166 - 02/22/11 12:42 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Invite another girl over just in case she shows up


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: lessthanjake]
    #14005208 - 02/22/11 12:55 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

ya. :facepalm:


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005216 - 02/22/11 12:58 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

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So what I should do if she shows up?




Uhhh tell her the truth about why you don't want to be together?  You have to think about the rationalizations she is making right now.  If you truly aren't an asshole typically she is probably going to continue on thinking there is a chance you will get back together and come to your senses.  If she knows the truth that you are simply not happy being together she won't have that string of hope dangling in front of her that she has probably created out of self defense.  That is what keeps a lot of people from moving on, the tiny amount of hope that you made a mistake and can be won back.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: LoveYourLife]
    #14005248 - 02/22/11 01:08 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Update. She came over. Cried a lot, kissed me, said she was sorry, now she's asleep on my couch. What do?


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005256 - 02/22/11 01:10 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

nothing.. you can do.. go to sleep in your bed.

tell her one way or the other in the morning.

no mater what happens dont sleep with the chick.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: rackem]
    #14005262 - 02/22/11 01:14 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Hire a black midget to sleep on her?


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: lessthanjake]
    #14005272 - 02/22/11 01:16 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

or hire a midget to put on a hat with a shit load of blow to follow you around everwhere you go..

never have to bend over no more!

Oh wait.. ya be nice give her a blanket and go pass out in your room


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005277 - 02/22/11 01:17 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Nordique said:
She's not dumb, she just never had anyone love her until me. Her dad abused her and her mom hated her. So, I'll comfort her. good suggestions. She just said she's on her way



if you dont DSHSH your totally gay.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: rackem]
    #14005282 - 02/22/11 01:18 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Prepare to experience a worse fit than the original breakup now that she has a bit of hope to dwell on tonight.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: LoveYourLife]
    #14005301 - 02/22/11 01:25 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Sigh. This is just a shit storm. I gave her a blanket. She's like, shivering, and stuff. I'm debating snuggling with her. I really care about her. I didn't realize how much she cared.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005303 - 02/22/11 01:26 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

man you have to make your call.

if you want to stay with her.. snuggle

if ya dont go to your room. the impact of waking up alone is a good way to get the coversation of breaking up for good out there.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005312 - 02/22/11 01:28 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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She's accused me of recording our phone conversations and shit. It's just bizarre.




I used to accuse my former bitch of the same thing, lol. I think it was from too much weed.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005331 - 02/22/11 01:34 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Nordique said:
Sigh. This is just a shit storm. I gave her a blanket. She's like, shivering, and stuff. I'm debating snuggling with her. I really care about her. I didn't realize how much she cared.




I don't like to seem like i'm trying to come after you but you sound like you don't really know what it feels like to be crazy about somebody.  If you're not going to take her back do her a favor and don't give her any hope she can possibly misinterpret.  Being friends NEVER works, there will almost always be the one person who pretends just so they can stay close to you.  You have to cut off contact.  I was the friend who wanted more after the only girl I ever loved called it quits.  It drags the pain out for even longer and can make life unimaginably miserable.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005341 - 02/22/11 01:38 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah sometimes that is the smarter move, cos you don't wanna get shot. Sometimes when I break up with girls they cry, and I get a boner.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
    #14005383 - 02/22/11 01:51 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

But I do really care about her. I love her, just not her paranoid ranting at me. Maybe she is getting sick? maybe she needs me. I can't just leave her. God. this is confusing. I think I'm going to snuggle with her.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005393 - 02/22/11 01:53 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i don't get it. how can you be here and at the same time make this kinda decisions


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005397 - 02/22/11 01:54 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I'm high right now so I have no idea what I'm saying. I'm probably the only one that feels this way, but I don't think you should leave her out in the cold. I know what it's like to be paranoid and worried about things. If you love her, maybe you should try and help her?


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14005410 - 02/22/11 01:57 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah, I'm going to go snuggle with her. Good night people. Thanks for the help and stuff. and @ the guy asking how I've been on here.

it's called being Afk for awhile


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005416 - 02/22/11 01:59 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Dud wtf, she's gonna cut your fucking dick off.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14005419 - 02/22/11 01:59 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Tell her that you're gay. That way she can't get mad at you and you dont have to feel like a dick. Or don't do that...:rocket:


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: lessthanjake]
    #14005425 - 02/22/11 02:00 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah unless he gets boners when girls cry I don't get the point. Crazy bitches suck, I've been almost killed by a couple.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
    #14005534 - 02/22/11 02:23 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

update from my laptop.

I'm sitting here on my couch, she's got her head on my lap, fast asleep. gah. I'm still not sure about this, but fuck it I guess it's too late now.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005544 - 02/22/11 02:25 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

well if you decide to back out.. dont waker her up.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005548 - 02/22/11 02:26 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

You should suffocate her with like a pillow or some shit. Or just jump up real fast so her head jerks and she wakes up and just start yelling at her like YOU FUCKING SLUT GET THE FUCK OFF MY COUCH YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE. And throw the remote control or something at the wall so it breaks and she knows you are serious.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
    #14005560 - 02/22/11 02:28 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Normally I would be angry at her because her paranoia crossed a line today, but maybe she is getting schizophrenic? I'm worried about her. I care about her too much to mean to her. gah. Weak man.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
    #14005564 - 02/22/11 02:30 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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You should suffocate her with like a pillow or some shit. Or just jump up real fast so her head jerks and she wakes up and just start yelling at her like YOU FUCKING SLUT GET THE FUCK OFF MY COUCH YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE. And throw the remote control or something at the wall so it breaks and she knows you are serious.




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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
    #14005569 - 02/22/11 02:31 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Yeah unless he gets boners when girls cry I don't get the point. Crazy bitches suck, I've been almost killed by a couple.



i get boners when girls cry:shrug:


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14005570 - 02/22/11 02:31 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

you sure its nothing to do with drugs mate?


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005577 - 02/22/11 02:33 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I'm just saying, she's going to try to kill you and break all your stuff. Crazy bitches suck.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14005579 - 02/22/11 02:34 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Quote:

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Yeah unless he gets boners when girls cry I don't get the point. Crazy bitches suck, I've been almost killed by a couple.



i get boners when girls cry:shrug:




I've never understood this. My boyfriend is like that :facepalm:


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14005583 - 02/22/11 02:35 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Damn I thought I was weird for that, it's because we are sick sick men. This one girl got real mad cos I hugged her while she was crying and I had a full on raging boner. Hell yeah bitches cryin gives me a boner.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
    #14005585 - 02/22/11 02:36 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

But why? Is it because you feel like you can take advantage of them in their vunerable state? Or does the crying turn you on and make you want to fuck them to feel better? I honestly want to know :confused:


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14005588 - 02/22/11 02:37 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

alot of it is the make up sex.

and a lot of it is the "i win" factor if that makes sense its late.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: rackem]
    #14005592 - 02/22/11 02:38 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Oh so if they give into your boner you win?

What the fuck :rofl:


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14005596 - 02/22/11 02:39 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

pretty much..

its like eventually its gonna end up in the sheets sooo we just jump the gun a little bit


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    #14005597 - 02/22/11 02:40 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

and typically its the best sex.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14005608 - 02/22/11 02:42 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

No for me the winning is making you cry, the boner is fueled by your pain.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
    #14005621 - 02/22/11 02:45 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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No for me the winning is making you cry, the boner is fueled by your pain.




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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
    #14005623 - 02/22/11 02:46 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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No for me the winning is making you cry, the boner is fueled by your pain.



yeah pretty much. i guess its the sadist in me.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14005627 - 02/22/11 02:47 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

That's kinda fucked up though. I would never want to make anyone cry. That just :feelsbadman:


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14005630 - 02/22/11 02:48 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I get boners when I make people bleed too, it's pretty embarassing, and I'd think intimidating.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14005632 - 02/22/11 02:48 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i think it has to do with giving into our will. my ex would hate me so much for saying this, but its an alpha thing.:shrug:


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    #14005634 - 02/22/11 02:49 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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I get boners when I make people bleed too, it's pretty embarassing, and I'd think intimidating.



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    #14005637 - 02/22/11 02:50 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I guess so..still :feelsbadman: though.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
    #14005642 - 02/22/11 02:52 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah. I think I'm going to let her snuggle with me until she wakes up, and then I just don't know. I hate her paranoia, but I really do care about her, and now I'm worried she might be sick. Sigh.

I think I'm going to kiss her when she wakes up, and then talk to her about us. tell her that I really do love her, but I have trouble dealing with her paranoid ranting at me. I'm going to suggest we see a couples therapist or something


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14005643 - 02/22/11 02:52 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:sorryman:

but on a sidenote. tears :Tastesgoodman:


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005646 - 02/22/11 02:53 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

OTR, I don't get boners when women cry, but I do get boners when I'm goaltending a shut out


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14005650 - 02/22/11 02:53 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Yeah. I think I'm going to let her snuggle with me until she wakes up, and then I just don't know. I hate her paranoia, but I really do care about her, and now I'm worried she might be sick. Sigh.

I think I'm going to kiss her when she wakes up, and then talk to her about us. tell her that I really do love her, but I have trouble dealing with her paranoid ranting at me. I'm going to suggest we see a couples therapist or something




That's really good that you want to try to get help and make things work. I hope everything goes good for you :heart:

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:sorryman:

but on a sidenote. tears :Tastesgoodman:




Is that a new gremlin? How did this happen? I thought they never updated them anymore :confused:


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005653 - 02/22/11 02:54 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

You should break up with her right when she wakes up, I did that last week when my gf woke me up and I was still drunk, then she cried and I got a boner and I tried to put my whole fist in her ass.


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    #14005657 - 02/22/11 02:55 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

its from the feelsweirdman thread. we loved it so much we submitted, and demanded it become a graemlin. now we have :Tastesgoodman:


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    #14005659 - 02/22/11 02:55 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Nooooo :facepalm:


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    #14005662 - 02/22/11 02:56 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

That bitch is gonna kill him in his sleep.


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    #14005664 - 02/22/11 02:57 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

You're psycho :lol:


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    #14005667 - 02/22/11 02:58 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Yeah. I think I'm going to let her snuggle with me until she wakes up, and then I just don't know. I hate her paranoia, but I really do care about her, and now I'm worried she might be sick. Sigh.

I think I'm going to kiss her when she wakes up, and then talk to her about us. tell her that I really do love her, but I have trouble dealing with her paranoid ranting at me. I'm going to suggest we see a couples therapist or something




That's really good that you want to try to get help and make things work. I hope everything goes good for you :heart:






Thanks. I'm going to do whatever I can. I've known this poor girl forever. I realized tonight that despite her accusing me of cheating on her and her accusing me of other crazy shit, she cares enough about me to drive to my house in the middle of the night to patch things up. sigh.


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    #14005671 - 02/22/11 02:59 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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    #14005673 - 02/22/11 02:59 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

why, because i try to anal fist my girlfriends? Are you jealous?


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    #14005679 - 02/22/11 03:01 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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why, because i try to anal fist my girlfriends? Are you jealous?




:rofl: No, I think I'll live without your fist in my ass.


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    #14005690 - 02/22/11 03:05 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Girl, my fist in your ass is a life changing experience. Don't you want to be successful?


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14005692 - 02/22/11 03:05 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

wtf i try to go to sleep and all of a sudden fisting asses going on.. damnit :eek:


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    #14005703 - 02/22/11 03:08 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Girl, my fist in your ass is a life changing experience. Don't you want to be successful?




I think I'll take my chances :lmafo:


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    #14005719 - 02/22/11 03:13 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

You got like a box face. Like that episode of the twilight zone where them dude's brains was on the outside of their heads. I bet you got a wide flat ass too.


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    #14005729 - 02/22/11 03:17 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Haha, it's pretty pitiful that you have to resort to insults when you get rejected.


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    #14005733 - 02/22/11 03:18 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I'm pretty sure you;d let me anal fist you, so I don't consider it rection, I find it pitiful that you're so ugly. You look like lady donkey kong.


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    #14005742 - 02/22/11 03:20 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Nah, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't. My ass is for things to exit out of, not be shoved back in.


Anyway, Donkey Kong is the tits. You fail. I'm going to bed now.


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    #14005750 - 02/22/11 03:22 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

You can't say I fail cos "donkey kong is the tits" cos bitch you still look like a gorrilla. And you have had stuff in your butt before, quit lying.


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    #14005901 - 02/22/11 04:50 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Now this is funny :lol:


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    #14006165 - 02/22/11 07:28 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Another Update.

She woke up at about 6 am and gave me the most wonderful "Thank you so much" look. I made her back bacon and eggs, and talked to her about the therapy idea so we could try to make our relationship work.

she seemed very receptive to it. I'm pretty optimistic. She left about 30 minutes ago to get ready for college classes.


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    #14006207 - 02/22/11 07:45 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

JGR, WTF was that! LOL  C-C-Combo BREAKER!, LMAO  good shit bud!


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    #14006232 - 02/22/11 08:00 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

lol this thread is a good read. But don't worry it'l end up shiat in the end. just hope she doesn't make you feel like you've been the bad guy then.

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    #14006255 - 02/22/11 08:09 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Thanks. I hope it turns out decent, at least.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
    #14006604 - 02/22/11 10:12 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

you should've listened to anyone, but now you're chin deep in a pile of crap.
even this was better than the way you were dealing it.

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You should suffocate her with like a pillow or some shit. Or just jump up real fast so her head jerks and she wakes up and just start yelling at her like YOU FUCKING SLUT GET THE FUCK OFF MY COUCH YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE. And throw the remote control or something at the wall so it breaks and she knows you are serious.




just kidding. still dont want to be in your position  :dead:


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14006955 - 02/22/11 11:46 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Cracula said:
Yeah unless he gets boners when girls cry I don't get the point. Crazy bitches suck, I've been almost killed by a couple.



i get boners when girls cry:shrug:






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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: shLong]
    #14007389 - 02/22/11 01:05 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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JGR, WTF was that! LOL  C-C-Combo BREAKER!, LMAO  good shit bud!


Cracula, post some pics of your country ass for all to see and judge...



:billymaythumbup:


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14007403 - 02/22/11 01:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Nordique said:
Another Update.

She woke up at about 6 am and gave me the most wonderful "Thank you so much" look. I made her back bacon and eggs, and talked to her about the therapy idea so we could try to make our relationship work.

she seemed very receptive to it. I'm pretty optimistic. She left about 30 minutes ago to get ready for college classes.




Awesome :heart:

Hope everything goes well for you guys.

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shLong said:
JGR, WTF was that! LOL  C-C-Combo BREAKER!, LMAO  good shit bud!


Cracula, post some pics of your country ass for all to see and judge...



:billymaythumbup:




I think I would be scarred for life if I had to see pics of Cracula's ass :nonono:


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14007751 - 02/22/11 02:07 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Thanks for the well wishing.

After her classes she came back over to my house and has been asleep in my bed ever since. I feel some weird vibes from that alone.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14007771 - 02/22/11 02:09 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

You're feeling weird vibes from her sleeping in your bed? :confused:


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14007781 - 02/22/11 02:11 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

do you still love her as in love love? cause yea if you don't you gotta be truthfull to her instead of keeping her on a leash because you're scared she may feel bad n stuff.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: virus1824]
    #14007799 - 02/22/11 02:14 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I do still love her. I just don't love her paranoid crap.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14007808 - 02/22/11 02:16 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Honestly man, it sounds to me like you guys really just don't communicate.  She was doing something that pissed you off, so you just broke it off with her?  You need to have completely open lanes of honest communication for any serious relationship to work out long-term.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #14009838 - 02/22/11 08:39 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

maybe she's right


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