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Offlinemeatcakeman
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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005072 - 02/22/11 12:19 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

expect awesome makeup sex.


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OfflineShroomXolomilco
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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: meatcakeman]
    #14005101 - 02/22/11 12:27 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Oh, okay I take back what I said then. Sorry.


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Offlinegodisanastronaut
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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: ShroomXolomilco]
    #14005118 - 02/22/11 12:31 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i'd go with the "developing schizophrenia" thing, bad family climate
and delusions, i'd bet you can find more things if you look for it.
might be serious

good luck


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OfflineNordique
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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: godisanastronaut]
    #14005129 - 02/22/11 12:34 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Man. now I'm feeling bad about all this. I'm gonna log off for the night. She should be here soon.


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Offlinelessthanjake
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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005166 - 02/22/11 12:42 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Invite another girl over just in case she shows up


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Invisiblerackem
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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: lessthanjake]
    #14005208 - 02/22/11 12:55 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

ya. :facepalm:


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OfflineLoveYourLife
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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005216 - 02/22/11 12:58 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Nordique said:
So what I should do if she shows up?




Uhhh tell her the truth about why you don't want to be together?  You have to think about the rationalizations she is making right now.  If you truly aren't an asshole typically she is probably going to continue on thinking there is a chance you will get back together and come to your senses.  If she knows the truth that you are simply not happy being together she won't have that string of hope dangling in front of her that she has probably created out of self defense.  That is what keeps a lot of people from moving on, the tiny amount of hope that you made a mistake and can be won back.


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OfflineNordique
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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: LoveYourLife]
    #14005248 - 02/22/11 01:08 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Update. She came over. Cried a lot, kissed me, said she was sorry, now she's asleep on my couch. What do?


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Invisiblerackem
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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005256 - 02/22/11 01:10 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

nothing.. you can do.. go to sleep in your bed.

tell her one way or the other in the morning.

no mater what happens dont sleep with the chick.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: rackem]
    #14005262 - 02/22/11 01:14 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Hire a black midget to sleep on her?


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Invisiblerackem
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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: lessthanjake]
    #14005272 - 02/22/11 01:16 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

or hire a midget to put on a hat with a shit load of blow to follow you around everwhere you go..

never have to bend over no more!

Oh wait.. ya be nice give her a blanket and go pass out in your room


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InvisibleJesusGoneRogue
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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005277 - 02/22/11 01:17 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Nordique said:
She's not dumb, she just never had anyone love her until me. Her dad abused her and her mom hated her. So, I'll comfort her. good suggestions. She just said she's on her way



if you dont DSHSH your totally gay.


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OfflineLoveYourLife
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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: rackem]
    #14005282 - 02/22/11 01:18 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Prepare to experience a worse fit than the original breakup now that she has a bit of hope to dwell on tonight.


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OfflineNordique
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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: LoveYourLife]
    #14005301 - 02/22/11 01:25 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Sigh. This is just a shit storm. I gave her a blanket. She's like, shivering, and stuff. I'm debating snuggling with her. I really care about her. I didn't realize how much she cared.


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Invisiblerackem
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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005303 - 02/22/11 01:26 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

man you have to make your call.

if you want to stay with her.. snuggle

if ya dont go to your room. the impact of waking up alone is a good way to get the coversation of breaking up for good out there.


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Invisibleripten
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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005312 - 02/22/11 01:28 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Nordique said:
She's accused me of recording our phone conversations and shit. It's just bizarre.




I used to accuse my former bitch of the same thing, lol. I think it was from too much weed.


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OfflineLoveYourLife
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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005331 - 02/22/11 01:34 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Nordique said:
Sigh. This is just a shit storm. I gave her a blanket. She's like, shivering, and stuff. I'm debating snuggling with her. I really care about her. I didn't realize how much she cared.




I don't like to seem like i'm trying to come after you but you sound like you don't really know what it feels like to be crazy about somebody.  If you're not going to take her back do her a favor and don't give her any hope she can possibly misinterpret.  Being friends NEVER works, there will almost always be the one person who pretends just so they can stay close to you.  You have to cut off contact.  I was the friend who wanted more after the only girl I ever loved called it quits.  It drags the pain out for even longer and can make life unimaginably miserable.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005341 - 02/22/11 01:38 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah sometimes that is the smarter move, cos you don't wanna get shot. Sometimes when I break up with girls they cry, and I get a boner.


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OfflineNordique
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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
    #14005383 - 02/22/11 01:51 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

But I do really care about her. I love her, just not her paranoid ranting at me. Maybe she is getting sick? maybe she needs me. I can't just leave her. God. this is confusing. I think I'm going to snuggle with her.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14005393 - 02/22/11 01:53 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i don't get it. how can you be here and at the same time make this kinda decisions


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