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Re: How to get laid? [Re: Doc_T]
    #14015999 - 02/23/11 07:51 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Doc_T said:
I know. But how can I act bad?



Smoke drugs. Talk like your black. Wear a dew rag and baggy pants.

srly though.

Best thing to do is be mysterious and aloof. Just act like you have something that no one else has and be confident. Attitude is everything.


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Re: How to get laid? [Re: Doc_T]
    #14016292 - 02/23/11 08:44 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

IME "you're really nice" is like a consolation prize if they dont find you interesting, talented, witty or attractive.


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Re: How to get laid? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14016351 - 02/23/11 08:54 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I actually am nice IRL. And yeah sometimes it's an early brushoff, other times it's later on, like I'm too nice to be a sex toy or something.


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Re: How to get laid? [Re: Doc_T]
    #14016416 - 02/23/11 09:02 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Doc_T said:
I actually am nice IRL. And yeah sometimes it's an early brushoff, other times it's later on, like I'm too nice to be a sex toy or something.



Exactly, it's a consolation prize.


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Re: How to get laid? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14016461 - 02/23/11 09:09 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I'm saying sometimes it's a bonus prize. Like, I'm witty or sexy or whatever, and a nice guy too.
Even get the goodies, but then I'm a nice guy and no more goodies.

I gotta stop being nice.


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Re: How to get laid? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14016485 - 02/23/11 09:12 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I have piss-poor game but some things that has worked for me are A)  Make the girl laugh and you can all but hear the panties dropping.  B)  Not give a shit, C)  Somehow make physical contact with the target (a light brush or touch, maybe while laughing, play it like you meant to, but really didn't mean to. know what I mean?) and D)  Think of something to say if it gets quiet or awkward.  Just say anything that isn't stupid or more awkward than silence.

Like I said my game is lacking.  These seem to work through some of the barriers at least.


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Re: How to get laid? [Re: abltsandwich]
    #14016721 - 02/23/11 09:50 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

When a girl tells me "im a 'really' nice guy" from that point on i dont take the girls serious because they are taling out there ass but because they know they are really just calling me a pussy. My problem is making the connection im so ADD i cannot connect with the girl.


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Re: How to get laid? [Re: p4kSouL]
    #14016769 - 02/23/11 09:56 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

hit up okcupid.com

worked for me :shrug:

met some cool ass girls there


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Re: How to get laid? [Re: p4kSouL]
    #14016799 - 02/23/11 10:02 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

OP: TTT has such an e-crush on you, that I KNEW I would see her in this thread. I swear to god. That sounds like a hell of a start to me.

:lol:

Sorry. I jest. I'm probably just jealous she didn't tell ME I'm pretty. lol


Seriously, though... though I'm not gay (no, seriously) I would say you're an attractive guy. Classically handsome.

You seem to come off as personable enough in your posts. The kind of dude I wouldn't mind blazing one with and shooting the shit. So your general personality seems okay, but I think you actually hit on something yourself...


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p4kSouL said:
Thanks TTT, I do my best to just care for them, but i am so conditioned to be Macho i think it gets in the way.





I have seen a couple posts from you where the macho toughguy conditioning DOES seem to show through a little. For some girls that will be very much a turn on, others the opposite. I think moderation and timing may be important elements with that kind of thing.

On the other hand I don't know A LOT because I'm the opposite of macho. Mind you, I have some typical male aggressiveness, but that mainly comes from an abusive past. Internally, I'm somewhat "stereotypically" feminine.

Y'know... very romantic, talks to my partner about our feelings, etc.

Girls respond to things like instinct and masculine charm.. even the ones who don't want to or don't like to admit it. But also girls are a bit more romantic and emotionally tuned in general (IMO/IME) and really appreciate when a guy shows some of these attributes as well.

That's why quiet and mysterious is only sexy until it becomes now-wondering-and-creepy.

I've never had much difficulty getting laid. :shrug:


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Re: How to get laid? [Re: CidneyIndole]
    #14022596 - 02/24/11 09:35 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Thanks for the complements. Yeah i turned on my ex girl friend all the time being macho. Would i love dto do was be over macho, and piss her off to a degree, then she fight back big time, then she would get turned on because of the emotional clashing. Talk about good sex.


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Re: How to get laid? [Re: p4kSouL]
    #14025670 - 02/25/11 02:07 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Come out clubbing with me :shirtlesssoldier:


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Re: How to get laid? [Re: HuHEN]
    #14025980 - 02/25/11 03:15 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah bro we will lift those women up like they are 300 pounds of gold :mushroom2:


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Re: How to get laid? [Re: p4kSouL]
    #14026662 - 02/25/11 05:32 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

....so you go after chubby rich girls? lol jk


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Re: How to get laid? [Re: 1tokeovrtheline]
    #14026788 - 02/25/11 05:54 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I will go after the girls that dont smell like poopoo.


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Re: How to get laid? [Re: p4kSouL] * 1
    #14037565 - 02/27/11 06:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Okay, here's what you do:
1. Get a falconry glove
2. Run up to a girl looking really distraught. Ask her if she saw a hawk fly by
3. Ask her to help you find your hawk- your best friend in the world
4. Wander around the city, talking to her, getting to know her
5. When you can't find your hawk, she'll jump at the chance to console you
6. Booooo Yaaaaah


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Re: How to get laid? [Re: Deus]
    #14037710 - 02/27/11 06:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

LOLL Sounds like a good idea but starting a relationship on a hoax sounds like a bad idea unless she is used for a one night stand.:cool:


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Re: How to get laid? [Re: p4kSouL]
    #14045002 - 02/28/11 08:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

if your a decent looking guy its easy. Single girls feel special and important when you flirt with them. Even if you dont know how, the act alone is usually enough to get a number. After that i give myself 3-5 days to nail her. So i dont end up in the friend zone and lose out forever.

Also dont be afraid to make a move. You got nothing to lose. Don't second guess yourself and stop thinking about it. just go for it.


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Re: How to get laid? [Re: collie man]
    #14045079 - 02/28/11 08:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Just do the opposite of everything that hasn't gotten you laid.  :shrug:

Disclaimer: This advice comes from someone who hasn't gotten any in a year. Your results may vary.


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Re: How to get laid? [Re: ShroomScape]
    #14045924 - 02/28/11 10:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

dude I've been with a fair amount of women and to tell you the truth I'm actually choosing to stop it.

but then the problem is that once you stop chasing the women they start chasing you...

The trick though is to find a balance... if you want to get laid (not sure if this is good or bad) then you gotta actually control the desire.

The inner workings of your mind have an uncanny way of being projected through your body language and verbal language. And women are more intuitive than men so they can pick up on all kinds of cues.

Now that I have destroyed the lust in my mind I have so much more power and confidence. I make women blush when I talk to them now because rather than sensing desperation or weakness they sense power and strength.

You need to command the woman and let her know how things are going to be. This is not to say you must abuse her. As the man you are the power figure and you must guide things so that both you and woman are happy. Men and women are not equal dude. Don't believe this crap if anyone tells you. Men have a strength that must be cultivated and expressed. Woman also have strength but it is of a different nature. Respect the woman with all your heart but remember to always treat her as a woman and not a Goddess.

also I would highly reccomend doing things in this order.

1. Destroy lust
2. Look at women and judge them on their feminine qualities (DO NOT judge them based on looks or willingness to have sex) Think: will this woman make a good mother? Will I be able to communicate with her? Will she be there for me when times are hard? Does she respect her body? etc.
3. Take things slow and be friendly and casual (not casual sex, but relaxed about timetables and dating). 
4. Make her feel valued.
5. Always remain in control of your actions and emotions. Do not ever let them rule you. You are the rock on which your woman will stand.

Warning: this is advice from someone who has had a lot of relationships (relatively speaking). This is not advice on how to pick up at a bar or club. This is advice on how to find a good woman to have a relationship with.


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Re: How to get laid? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14045992 - 02/28/11 11:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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MisterMuscaria said:
Im either stone quiet or come on way too strong.
Perhaps that's my problem as well.
It's just my personality though...either Im not interested in the least bit or Im infatuated. There is no dimmer switch on my lust it's only on or off.




This.


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