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Invisiblep4kSouL
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How to get laid?
    #14004665 - 02/21/11 11:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Please type your tutorial.

In desperate need of advice.


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Re: How to get laid? [Re: p4kSouL]
    #14004677 - 02/21/11 11:09 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: How to get laid? [Re: argg]
    #14004682 - 02/21/11 11:10 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

^ :rofl2:


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Invisiblep4kSouL
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Re: How to get laid? [Re: andrewss]
    #14004688 - 02/21/11 11:11 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Nice one.:lol:


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Re: How to get laid? [Re: p4kSouL]
    #14005838 - 02/22/11 04:17 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

LOL @ the pic! I think you should go with that lovely suggestion!  :Awemazing:


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Re: How to get laid? [Re: Nightsky]
    #14006750 - 02/22/11 10:56 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Alcohol. Switch the 40% rum for the 75% one. Success guaranteed.


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InvisibleTTT
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Re: How to get laid? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14006785 - 02/22/11 11:04 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

OP

I have seen your pictures, you are handsome fellow. The only reason I could think of for you not getting laid is you're quiet/shy or you come off too strong on girls you're interested in.

Really quiet guys can come off as intimidating to some chicks. Well, with people in general. I find many guys come on way too strong and get put in the "creeper" category. Pay attention to her as a person and friend, act like you care about her, pay attention. Body language tells you a lot, too.


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Re: How to get laid? [Re: TTT]
    #14007226 - 02/22/11 12:36 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Im either stone quiet or come on way too strong.
Perhaps that's my problem as well.
It's just my personality though...either Im not interested in the least bit or Im infatuated. There is no dimmer switch on my lust it's only on or off.


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Invisiblep4kSouL
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Re: How to get laid? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14009218 - 02/22/11 06:53 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Thanks TTT, I do my best to just care for them, but i am so conditioned to be Macho i think it gets in the way.


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Re: How to get laid? [Re: p4kSouL]
    #14011989 - 02/23/11 04:56 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:lmafo:

That kid totally looks like he'd roofie someone, too


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Re: How to get laid? [Re: AsAboveSoBelow] * 1
    #14012012 - 02/23/11 05:16 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I totally get the shy thing-I'm a pretty introverted guy and have some social anxiety problems, so I often notice that girls will seem interested at first but feel a little awkward or just be waiting for me to make a move, but then I just over think it and fuck it up. Really the biggest thing that has helped me is just practice-go talk to a lot of chix, just to talk to em, don't worry about what they think or anything, the goal isn't getting laid tonight, its just working on your social skills, before you know it you'll find someone who you just "mesh" with naturally


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Re: How to get laid? [Re: p4kSouL]
    #14012240 - 02/23/11 07:51 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

How old are you?  Are you in college?  What do you do if you are not?


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Re: How to get laid? [Re: hailtothethief]
    #14012303 - 02/23/11 08:22 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

just try to be as interesting as possible. and ride a motorcycle. for some reason chicks really dig it.


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Re: How to get laid? [Re: p4kSouL] * 1
    #14012341 - 02/23/11 08:35 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

In desperate need of advice.



So, where does it go wrong? Theres a few steps involved between noticing you're horny and pulling down a pair of panties. You can fail at each step. It helps to know which one you're having difficulties with.

On second thought, you could just try wearing panties and reduce the process to just one step, which is fail safe to begin with. But I assume you're standards are higher than a bit of cross dressing and then fapping.


Edited by koraks (02/23/11 08:37 AM)


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Re: How to get laid? [Re: koraks]
    #14013694 - 02/23/11 01:47 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Personally i have no problem meeting girls and getting them initially interested. I fail and the getting them to maintain interest and closing the deal part.


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Re: How to get laid? [Re: 1tokeovrtheline]
    #14015848 - 02/23/11 07:22 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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1tokeovrtheline said:
I totally get the shy thing-I'm a pretty introverted guy and have some social anxiety problems, so I often notice that girls will seem interested at first but feel a little awkward or just be waiting for me to make a move, but then I just over think it and fuck it up. Really the biggest thing that has helped me is just practice-go talk to a lot of chix, just to talk to em, don't worry about what they think or anything, the goal isn't getting laid tonight, its just working on your social skills, before you know it you'll find someone who you just "mesh" with naturally



Excellent advice:thumbup:


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Re: How to get laid? [Re: 2Cents]
    #14015888 - 02/23/11 07:31 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

lets keep this thread going lol

i like talking when im the only one that talks bc i can make it so much less awkward sometimes i want to listen but i hate it when chicks get embaressed

:nonono:


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Re: How to get laid? [Re: the human abstract]
    #14015926 - 02/23/11 07:39 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Girls tell me "you're really nice". :frown:


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Re: How to get laid? [Re: Doc_T]
    #14015958 - 02/23/11 07:45 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Doc_T said:
Girls tell me "you're really nice". :frown:



:feelsbadman:
No body wants to be the nice guy. Unless shes sucking your dick when she says it.


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Re: How to get laid? [Re: 2Cents]
    #14015964 - 02/23/11 07:46 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I know. But how can I act bad?


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