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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: Eminence]
    #14016328 - 02/23/11 08:50 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

They make you gay.


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: thoughts]
    #14016354 - 02/23/11 08:54 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

he cant type any more because he has no arms bc he is :dontspillme:


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14016369 - 02/23/11 08:56 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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nicechrisman said:
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PreparationH said:
has anyone here plugged mushrooms yet?



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nicechrisman said:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/10485902#10485902






I read through it but it didnt seem like anyone did it, the one guy talked about fisting himself though so Im not sure to believe him but someone said:

"The ass or vagina CAN NOT DIGEST PLANT MATTER/FUNGUS.  What the fuck, guys?  Psilocybin needs to be broken down into psilocin and that is just NOT happening in your rectum, because fortunately for you, your ass lacks hydrochloric acid."

true??

edit: "i simmered .5g of very potent powdered ps.cyanescens in a few tablespoons of water for a few minutes, let cool, and strained into an empty small Fleet enema bottle. i took a dump to make way and administered. the folks at fleet are thoughtful enough to pre-lube the applicator. I laid on my left side for about 10 minutes with my hips elevated.

this small quantity of mushroom is enough taken orally for a level 1-2 trip, but i had been led to believe that this alternative method would let far more of the goodness reach my bloodstream than orally, hence the small amount. (this was my main motivation: i'm trying to extend my stash here until next picking time.)

almost nothing happened. after 40 minutes i began to feel a little anxiety. sounds annoyed me. i couldn't tell if colors seemed brighter or not. i decided to take a long walk. it never went beyond these not-enjoyable threshold effects, including mild nausea (so much for that theory). and then, to top off the overall bummer, when i was about 2 miles from home i sharted. [cue nelson muntz: "hah-hah!"]

i won't be repeating this experiment, as there was a loss rather than a boost of efficacy and i still felt a bit of nausea, and of course leakage blows. maybe i did it wrong. i'm not curious enough to find out, and now maybe you don't have to be, either."




ALLLLLLLRIGHTY THEN he did it.


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: PreparationH]
    #14016376 - 02/23/11 08:57 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

PreparationH said:
Quote:

nicechrisman said:
Quote:

PreparationH said:
has anyone here plugged mushrooms yet?



Quote:

nicechrisman said:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/10485902#10485902






I read through it but it didnt seem like anyone did it, the one guy talked about fisting himself though so Im not sure to believe him but someone said:

"The ass or vagina CAN NOT DIGEST PLANT MATTER/FUNGUS.  What the fuck, guys?  Psilocybin needs to be broken down into psilocin and that is just NOT happening in your rectum, because fortunately for you, your ass lacks hydrochloric acid."

true??



I thought the mushroom picture was :laugh2:


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: PreparationH]
    #14016380 - 02/23/11 08:58 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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PreparationH said:
has anyone here plugged mushrooms yet?




Of course. It's like wiping your ass on the neck of a goose.


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: Doc_T] * 1
    #14016504 - 02/23/11 09:15 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

So 11 pages later since I last posted and OP still hasn't delivered?

Bitchass trolldom does not please me. :dumbass:

How about......

I make up for the OP!?:awedance::trippinballs::psychsplit::trippinballs::awedance:

- I have absolutely NO, NIL, ZERO tolerance to mushrooms
- I would lemon tek an oz, in the name of science/the Shroomery/the cosmos, I swear on the universe
- I would post a video of me om nom noming it
- I'm obviously fucking insane

Anybody willing to donate to me for this noble cause? :dancingshroom:


Edited by sunset_mission (02/23/11 09:16 PM)


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14016521 - 02/23/11 09:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

You'd have to post at least a couple hours of it so we know you didn't puke it out though.


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: Eminence]
    #14016540 - 02/23/11 09:21 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

yea sure I'll send you spores and you can grow your own.


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: PreparationH]
    #14016565 - 02/23/11 09:26 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Then you'll have your make-up lemon tek'd oz thread in a month if you are serious.


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: sunset_mission] * 3
    #14016807 - 02/23/11 10:04 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

All these trolling accusations feelsbadman. Dicks.

It turns out I do have pictures. My brother took a few because he wanted proof for a buddy of his. I'm scanning them.

As for the trip. Never again. I mean Never again.

Imagine the normal mushroom come-up feeling. Ya know, the giggly, carefree, colourful come up? Now imagine at some point during laughing at your wall and the fact your brother's face looks like a shark face, you blink, and suddenly you as if you just Mainlined a whole pound of DMT.

Literally, it was just like that. I was coming up like I had done a quad (my normal dose) and suddenly I was somewhere else. The same spacey realms seemed to exist, but everything had a different subtext, a subtext of fright and anxiety that was merged with a subtext of wonder and discovery.

For awhile I was the colour red. I was warm, I was fire, I was destroying villages of triangles with my mind. I was destruction, but I was also a life giver. It was a curious duality, to see cosmic pathways laid out before me suffer and stand to gain from whatever I could release upon them.

I distinctly remember a body of what seemed like water, what seemed like steam, with what seemed like waves crashing out in every direction. I was left to bob up and down on these waves like a child wearing floaties. Each time I went up, god appeared in all the light and glory that I could ever believe possible. Each time I went down, the anxiety would overwhelm my sense of being until I felt I couldn't take it anymore.

At some point during this ordeal I knew I had stopped breathing. I had fallen soul-first in a vat of coloury, ethereal syrup, and every breath I tried to draw clogged my lungs. It felt a bit like bronchitus. Visions, feelings, emotions and thoughts suddenly appeared like twisting silk left to hang in the wind, and the process of breathing seemed useless. I felt it stop. I felt a pounding I had recognized as my heartbeat grow fainter and fainter until I could no longer percieve it. My thoughts, my effort, were lost in the ramshackle manifestations laid out before me. It was as if every cell of my body was singing in unison, for it was finally time to become the universe.

There were moments of rapid expansion. I was nothing, and suddenly I was flying through dreamscapes and twisted hells at a 100 mph. This is what the big bang theory must feel like, if it happened in your brain. I went from having no knowledge to knowing everything over and over again, each time I would second guess my enlightenment I would be thrown back to the sharp cliffs of the void. It felt like breathing, but only enhaling. It was rapid expansion beyond worlds I never knew could exist, and beyond sights and sounds I could never perceive.

Suddenly I realized I had just been woken up. The me I had known prior was not real, it was simply a complex dream, which upon awakening I had forgotten most of; I had finally woken up after a nap that spanned across 2 decades. I looked around my Home, my real home, and the memories of what was before faded entirely. I became enraptured with the lights and colours, the shapes and patterns, the names and faces of my cosmic parents. I am this. the me I manufactured was not of any circumstance.

Now it was to climbing up an ever-rising mountain, as if by chain lift. The elation, the longing for something meaningful built and built as the ascent continued. Finally I burst into lines of thought shooting in all different directions. The higher I got into the clouds of the universe, the more terror and wonder filled my non-beating heart.

I felt whole, I felt real, I felt dead, most importantly, I knew things that before I could only guess. The wonderful world I had seen every nook and cranny of cried out in a sound I can only discribe as a mix of horror and joy; the universe folded in on itself until it was nothing but a small sphere I could hold in my hands, a light to protect from the everpresent darkness on the sides of my mind.


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: Nordique]
    #14016813 - 02/23/11 10:05 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Janimal?


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: PreparationH]
    #14016818 - 02/23/11 10:06 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Who?


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: Nordique]
    #14016823 - 02/23/11 10:07 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

OP fucking delivers. :kenthumbup:

How are you feeling right now?


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: Nordique]
    #14016825 - 02/23/11 10:07 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Well, I'll be...


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: nicechrisman] * 1
    #14016843 - 02/23/11 10:11 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Right now I'm feeling very sick to my stomach. My head hurts, and I think I gave myself HPPD.

Feelsgoodman.


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: Nordique]
    #14016845 - 02/23/11 10:11 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:waits: for pics


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: Nordique]
    #14016851 - 02/23/11 10:12 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

nice! higher self to da max


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: PreparationH]
    #14016865 - 02/23/11 10:15 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

PreparationH said:
Quote:

nicechrisman said:
Quote:

PreparationH said:
has anyone here plugged mushrooms yet?



Quote:

nicechrisman said:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/10485902#10485902






I read through it but it didnt seem like anyone did it, the one guy talked about fisting himself though so Im not sure to believe him but someone said:

"The ass or vagina CAN NOT DIGEST PLANT MATTER/FUNGUS.  What the fuck, guys?  Psilocybin needs to be broken down into psilocin and that is just NOT happening in your rectum, because fortunately for you, your ass lacks hydrochloric acid."

true??




No. Don't listen to him.

The psilocybin and psilocin contained in mushrooms will likely absorb very effectively if administered in a liquid preperation with all fiber strained out.


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: g00ru]
    #14016866 - 02/23/11 10:15 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

This report makes me want to lemon tek an oz ASAP. I presume that what you wrote doesn't even capture 1/4th of the entire experience does it?


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: Nordique]
    #14016869 - 02/23/11 10:16 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Nordique said:
Right now I'm feeling very sick to my stomach. My head hurts, and I think I gave myself HPPD.

Feelsgoodman.




:thumbup:

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