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OfflineDosile Kouki
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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: Remix]
    #14012991 - 02/23/11 11:20 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

maybe nordique wont return to the shroomery , or wont be so happy once he returns to find a thread filled with :feelsbadman:


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14012999 - 02/23/11 11:22 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

he probably consumed himself.

either way, if someone gives me an OZ of mushies ill weigh it and eat it live for teh pub :awebig:

then vomit live for the pub


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14013002 - 02/23/11 11:22 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

OP's probably turned into a machine elf by now.


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OfflineDosile Kouki
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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14013009 - 02/23/11 11:24 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i so would provide you with an ounce of mushrooms if you would eat them.



Figuratively speaking, ofcourse.



Hypothetically they might have been woodlover mushrooms too.


Double the :raveface:


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14013045 - 02/23/11 11:35 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Who knows, maybe at such high doses cutting your genitals off with a hedge trimmer becomes a good idea.


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: PreparationH]
    #14013053 - 02/23/11 11:37 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

PreparationH said:
Who knows, maybe at such high doses cutting your genitals off with a hedge trimmer becomes a good idea.





I would hate to trip with you and your mind


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: Buckthorn] * 1
    #14013062 - 02/23/11 11:39 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

You just dont get me... man.


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: PreparationH]
    #14013097 - 02/23/11 11:50 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:rofldrunk:


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14013145 - 02/23/11 12:01 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

hemmeroid cream, you're on a roll in this thread

who said what about machine elves??!?!?:tinfoil:


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: Remix]
    #14013226 - 02/23/11 12:20 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Remix said:
"The autopsy report revealed that his brain was missing. It is assumed to have traversed into another dimension where time and space are irrelevant."



:lol:


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: PreparationH]
    #14013271 - 02/23/11 12:31 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

PreparationH said:
Who knows, maybe at such high doses cutting your genitals off with a hedge trimmer becomes a good idea.




The sad part is, I'm pretty sure there was a case pretty similar to this.

That is to say it involved psychedelics and self-genital mutilation...

lol... just found the link I thought I read that story on the good ol' Shroomery - as for whether or not its true who the fuck knows.
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/1721555#1721555

There was also the news story recently about the guy who took mushrooms and murdered/cut out his friends heart...
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/12617276/fpart/1/vc/1

:feelsbadman:

However, I'm sure our good friend Nordique here would never do either of those things (assuming he actually fucking went through with lemon tekking a dried oz...)
I'm sure he is just looking for his face today and once he finds it he will put it on and be right back postin and laughing on the shroomery :smile:

:feelsgoodman:


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: Electric Sheep]
    #14013294 - 02/23/11 12:36 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

My first and most powerful trip was 5.5 grams. I can't imagine what an ounce would be like. :eek:


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14013510 - 02/23/11 01:17 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

you guys just got trolled so hard.

i heard mention of nordique in the thread about the guy who got away from the cops and his little poetic line he spit at them as he ran off.

so of course i got interested and looked up why the fuck people would be mentioning nordique.

of course, i never saw this thread because i have him on my ignore list. i found it by search turning up other peoples posts.

this guy is a troll. everything he said prior to my adding him to my ignore list was very obvious trolling and absolute bullshit.

if you are sitting around waiting for him to report back after supposedly having lemon tek'd 28g, you are waiting for nothing. he has probably never had the pleasure of trying shrooms, let alone seeing them in person.


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14013518 - 02/23/11 01:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:facepalm:


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: collie man]
    #14013532 - 02/23/11 01:21 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:popcorn:


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #14013555 - 02/23/11 01:27 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

realfuzzhead said:
who said what about machine elves??!?!?:tinfoil:



Quote:

mongo lloyd said:
OP's probably turned into a machine elf by now.





I hope he's done it, but comes back here to say how cool it was, sees all the hate he's getting, then he tries flushing himself down the toilet.


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14013562 - 02/23/11 01:28 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Jimtown said:
:popcorn:




Yeah.


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14013575 - 02/23/11 01:31 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I want to believe. 













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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14013604 - 02/23/11 01:36 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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SamuelLJackson said:
you guys just got trolled so hard.

i heard mention of nordique in the thread about the guy who got away from the cops and his little poetic line he spit at them as he ran off.

so of course i got interested and looked up why the fuck people would be mentioning nordique.

of course, i never saw this thread because i have him on my ignore list. i found it by search turning up other peoples posts.

this guy is a troll. everything he said prior to my adding him to my ignore list was very obvious trolling and absolute bullshit.

if you are sitting around waiting for him to report back after supposedly having lemon tek'd 28g, you are waiting for nothing. he has probably never had the pleasure of trying shrooms, let alone seeing them in person.




Sometimes troll threads are the best threads.
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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: Remix]
    #14013629 - 02/23/11 01:39 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Fuck that, RP is our savior, he'll be back after he gets his unit reattached


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