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InvisibleEminence
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Re: date tonight [Re: HuHEN]
    #14001784 - 02/21/11 02:17 PM (13 years, 12 days ago)

What do you mean exactly?


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Re: date tonight [Re: RobMarley420]
    #14001913 - 02/21/11 02:34 PM (13 years, 12 days ago)

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RobMarley420 said:
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HuHEN said:
texts texts texts! Did you send her a pic o the dick?




When I first met my girlfriend one of the first texts she sent me was a dildo going up her ass! :eek:

I knew she was a keeper. :lol:




Haha she really wanted some eh?

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Re: date tonight [Re: Eminence]
    #14002011 - 02/21/11 02:51 PM (13 years, 12 days ago)

I mean i feel the same way as you.


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Re: date tonight [Re: pfxtc]
    #14002248 - 02/21/11 03:38 PM (13 years, 12 days ago)

Nice :thumbup:


I may have something of a date tonight myself, If everything works out.


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Re: date tonight [Re: x Ju x]
    #14002263 - 02/21/11 03:42 PM (13 years, 12 days ago)

I don't feel like going on any dates tonight, but I do feel like getting laid. Like real bad. :eek:

I probably will get laid, though. :feelsgoodman:


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Re: date tonight [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14002345 - 02/21/11 03:59 PM (13 years, 12 days ago)

First one in two years? You're so gonna fuck this up.

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Re: date tonight [Re: noticeofeviction]
    #14002349 - 02/21/11 04:00 PM (13 years, 12 days ago)

haha I am inclined to agree.


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Re: date tonight [Re: noticeofeviction]
    #14002500 - 02/21/11 04:25 PM (13 years, 12 days ago)

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noticeofeviction said:
First one in two years? You're so gonna fuck this up.




Nah, you'll do fine as long as you just be yourself.  :thumbup: Good luck


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Re: date tonight [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14002823 - 02/21/11 05:29 PM (13 years, 11 days ago)

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HuHEN said:
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frylock91 said:
Dildo up the ass eh? :strokebeard:

That sounds cool, but I've always seen that the sluttier the chicks are in the beginning of the relationship, the less trustworthy they seem to be on average, as in try to fuck your friend behind your back untrustworthy.

And that the real keepers are the modest ones that turn slutty over time.




That is where my misgivings would come from.





We have been together for 3 years now. :heart:


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RobMarley420 said:
When I first met my girlfriend one of the first texts she sent me was a dildo going up her ass! :eek:

I knew she was a keeper. :lol:




ahem...
:picdidnthappen:




I actually still have that picture saved on my computer. :lol: But I highly doubt my gf would let me post it on here. Its just a shitty cell phone pic anyways.


Good luck on your date pfxtc! :cool:


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Re: date tonight [Re: D3n3]
    #14006161 - 02/22/11 07:25 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

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D3n3 said:
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noticeofeviction said:
First one in two years? You're so gonna fuck this up.




Nah, you'll do fine as long as you just be yourself.  :thumbup: Good luck




:lol:

It went awesome.

I ended up eating her out for about 20 minutes and watching austin powers at the same time.

She's way cool, acid, shrooms, weed. Shes a little heavy ~(160, 5'7) but it's not bad.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: date tonight [Re: pfxtc]
    #14006164 - 02/22/11 07:27 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)


Here he comes, I say
Here comes your lover now
Here he comes
Here comes your lover man
Aah i gotta get my head from this pillow
I gotta get outta your
No heart fellin's
Reach down baby and get my runnin' shoes
Oh yeah
Reach down baby and get my runnin' shoes
I gotta get outta here and i got no time to lose
Hey

Here he comes
Here comes your lover now
Here he comes
Here comes your lover man
I gotta get my suitcase
And get the hell outta just as fast as i can
Here he comes baby
Here he comes baby
Here he comes baby


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: date tonight [Re: pfxtc]
    #14006170 - 02/22/11 07:30 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

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pfxtc said:i think shes kind of a freak



<< I think that's good.

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InvisibleEminence
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Re: date tonight [Re: pfxtc]
    #14006188 - 02/22/11 07:39 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

Haha sounds like you had a pretty decent reentry in the dating world man  :thumbup:

:zaphod:



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Re: date tonight [Re: pfxtc]
    #14006192 - 02/22/11 07:41 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

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pfxtc said:
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D3n3 said:
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noticeofeviction said:
First one in two years? You're so gonna fuck this up.




Nah, you'll do fine as long as you just be yourself.  :thumbup: Good luck




:lol:

It went awesome.

I ended up eating her out for about 20 minutes and watching austin powers at the same time.

She's way cool, acid, shrooms, weed. Shes a little heavy ~(160, 5'7) but it's not bad.





:sambergfive:

Did she return the oral?


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Re: date tonight [Re: RobMarley420]
    #14006268 - 02/22/11 08:16 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

She made you eat her out while she watched austin powers! I know who wears the pants.


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Re: date tonight [Re: HuHEN]
    #14006293 - 02/22/11 08:26 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

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HuHEN said:
She made you eat her out while she watched austin powers! I know who wears the pants.




Mike Meyers?

Kidding. Congrats on a solid meal, OP.


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Re: date tonight [Re: pfxtc]
    #14006456 - 02/22/11 09:23 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

Congratulations! I hope you at least got a hand job for your services!


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Re: date tonight [Re: HuHEN]
    #14006772 - 02/22/11 11:02 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

She wasn't wearin no pants apparently


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Re: date tonight [Re: Eminence]
    #14006840 - 02/22/11 11:17 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

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frylock91 said:
Haha sounds like you had a pretty decent reentry in the dating world man  :thumbup:

:zaphod:






:lol:

I didn't get nothing in return but I didn't really ask. I didnt have a condom or I would have fucked her. And I lied she gave me a back rub which was awesome.

And Austin Powers was the backdrop to her vagina :lol: I had to stop cause I was laughing a ton of times.

:feelsgoodman:

I definitely got a little pep in my step today :rofl:


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

Edited by pfxtc (02/22/11 11:20 AM)

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Re: date tonight [Re: pfxtc]
    #14007979 - 02/22/11 02:46 PM (13 years, 11 days ago)

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pfxtc said:
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D3n3 said:
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noticeofeviction said:
First one in two years? You're so gonna fuck this up.




Nah, you'll do fine as long as you just be yourself.  :thumbup: Good luck




:lol:

It went awesome.

I ended up eating her out for about 20 minutes and watching austin powers at the same time.

She's way cool, acid, shrooms, weed. Shes a little heavy ~(160, 5'7) but it's not bad.




Great success man :borat:

I was just fuckinwitcha when I said you'd fuck it up :awesome:

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