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Roommate is crazy, man * 1
    #14000251 - 02/21/11 09:59 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

So last night my roommate came home and explained how he had just hit a pedestrian by a mall really hard with his motorcycle. A security guard tried to stop him from leaving, but since they can't legally arrest people, he just sped off. He said the guy that he hit looked like he was in pretty bad shape.

He wasn't bothered by it at all. Just rolled up a joint, sat his fatass down and watched dumb shit on the internet. I live with a fucking sociopath. He's moving out at the end of the month, which is awesome. But fuck that asshole. I hope that guard got his plates and his ass gets arrested soon.


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Anneji]
    #14000254 - 02/21/11 10:00 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

LOL


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: akira_akuma]
    #14000266 - 02/21/11 10:02 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Your better sleep with one eye open. Who says you won't be next on his hit list? :eek:


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: gENERIX]
    #14000278 - 02/21/11 10:03 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Your better sleep with one eye open. Who says you won't be next on his hit list? :eek:




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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: gENERIX]
    #14000282 - 02/21/11 10:04 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Anneji] * 1
    #14000295 - 02/21/11 10:07 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Anneji said:
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Your better sleep with one eye open. Who says you won't be next on his hit list? :eek:




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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: bootedboy]
    #14000297 - 02/21/11 10:08 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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bootedboy said:
Quote:

Anneji said:
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gENERIX said:
Your better sleep with one eye open. Who says you won't be next on his hit list? :eek:




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You stole my sig




You stole my post!


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Anneji]
    #14000302 - 02/21/11 10:09 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Stop whining bitches!


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Anneji]
    #14000314 - 02/21/11 10:11 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Anneji said:I hope that guard got his plates and his ass gets arrested soon.




Hopefully after he moves out.


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Anneji] * 3
    #14000338 - 02/21/11 10:15 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Uh, if you hope he gets arrested so bad you could just turn him in.


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: jewunit]
    #14000346 - 02/21/11 10:17 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

well, unless you don't want to attract authorities to your domicile.


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: jewunit]
    #14000354 - 02/21/11 10:18 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)


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Uh, if you hope he gets arrested so bad you could just turn him in.




This apartment is full of bud and he'd tell them that to get back at me.


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: jewunit] * 1
    #14000362 - 02/21/11 10:19 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

You might want to hide your shit incase the cops come busting in to get his ass.


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: El Douche]
    #14000368 - 02/21/11 10:19 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah I'd be kinda worried about that anyway considering he hit someone and ran.


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Anneji]
    #14000369 - 02/21/11 10:20 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I had a roommate that I nearly killed once.

He would wake me up every day screaming at his girlfriend at 8 in the morning, EVEN WHEN SHE WASN'T THERE!

Then he started breaking into his girlfriends roommates house while she was at work. Her roommates almost had him arrested a couple times.

Some people are fucking clown shoes.


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Heffy] * 1
    #14000387 - 02/21/11 10:23 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Heffy said:
Some people are fucking clown shoes.



*Multiple jokes possible here... which one to go for... I know!*

'But I didn't do anything!'



I also could have gone with 'that's not what you do with clown shoes!'


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Heffy]
    #14000407 - 02/21/11 10:27 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Well, he doesn't live here legitimately. So, say, if the cops looked him up, his official address would be his step moms place. So they'd go there first.

But you never know.

I just hope he gets busted while driving around. That security guard musta got his plates, unless he was a total dumbass.


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #14000414 - 02/21/11 10:28 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

My favorite movie moment ever.


1:02 "did you say, Jay and Silent Bob are fucking clown shoes?"


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Heffy]
    #14000418 - 02/21/11 10:30 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Nah, it's best when they're singing the song outside of the shop


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Heffy]
    #14000421 - 02/21/11 10:30 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

damn thats fucked up


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: sheldogg5]
    #14000438 - 02/21/11 10:32 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

If he was near a mall there is a serious chance he was caught on CCT TV, they recon in my city if you cross the city centre you get caught on camera no less that 400 times


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: GGTBod]
    #14000522 - 02/21/11 10:49 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i will turn him in for 100.00


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Anneji] * 1
    #14000536 - 02/21/11 10:51 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Anneji said:
So last night my roommate came home and explained how he had just hit a pedestrian by a mall really hard with his motorcycle. A security guard tried to stop him from leaving, but since they can't legally arrest people, he just sped off. He said the guy that he hit looked like he was in pretty bad shape.

He wasn't bothered by it at all. Just rolled up a joint, sat his fatass down and watched dumb shit on the internet. I live with a fucking sociopath. He's moving out at the end of the month, which is awesome. But fuck that asshole. I hope that guard got his plates and his ass gets arrested soon.



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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Anneji]
    #14000615 - 02/21/11 11:05 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

First of all this thread is comic gold. Secondly why are you even living with the guy?


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14000621 - 02/21/11 11:06 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

he gets good weed...


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14000645 - 02/21/11 11:11 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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First of all this thread is comic gold. Secondly why are you even living with the guy?




Money became tight, so we recruited another roommate to help out with bills. Hadn't been in the city for very long, so I didn't have many options. It was either this dude or a stranger off craigslist.

We can all learn from my mistake. Don't move in with a man who constantly wears a hockey mask and smells like stale blood.


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Anneji]
    #14000677 - 02/21/11 11:17 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Anneji said:
So last night my roommate came home and explained how he had just hit a pedestrian by a mall really hard with his motorcycle. A security guard tried to stop him from leaving, but since they can't legally arrest people, he just sped off. He said the guy that he hit looked like he was in pretty bad shape.

He wasn't bothered by it at all. Just rolled up a joint, sat his fatass down and watched dumb shit on the internet. I live with a fucking sociopath. He's moving out at the end of the month, which is awesome. But fuck that asshole. I hope that guard got his plates and his ass gets arrested soon.



uhm report him?
my uncle almost died from a hit and run and the asshole was never caught. think about that person and his family. your roommate is a BAD PERSON and he will do more BAD THINGS. Dude has no remorse, sign of a sociopath for sure... I can understand fleeing when you know someone is there to help the person.. but to come home and not be shaken by that experience... just wow....


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Anneji]
    #14000741 - 02/21/11 11:28 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Don't move in with a man who constantly wears a hockey mask and smells like stale blood.




I've never heard better advice


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Anneji]
    #14000769 - 02/21/11 11:33 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Anneji said:
I live with a fucking sociopath.



so do I and its great :stoned:


Quote:

Anneji said:
But fuck that asshole. I hope that guard got his plates and his ass gets arrested soon.



you can always speed up the arrest. its a dick move but your mate is a 100% douche


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Anneji]
    #14000848 - 02/21/11 11:48 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

You should check the local papers today and the next couple days. See if it is reported and if it is then you can decide if it is worth pointing the finger on how serious the incident was.

That's my best advice for what it is worth.


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: 4runner] * 1
    #14000966 - 02/21/11 12:13 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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anunnakian said:
You should check the local papers today and the next couple days. See if it is reported and if it is then you can decide if it is worth pointing the finger on how serious the incident was.

That's my best advice for what it is worth.




That's actually what I was planning on doing. If I see a hit and run victim at that mall in the papers, I'll go fetch the law.


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: 4runner]
    #14000975 - 02/21/11 12:14 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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anunnakian said:
You should check the local papers today and the next couple days. See if it is reported and if it is then you can decide if it is worth pointing the finger on how serious the incident was.

That's my best advice for what it is worth.




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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: gerryjarcia]
    #14001186 - 02/21/11 12:50 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I don't know what I'd do if that happened.  My gut instinct says to kick him out or leave myself.  Failing that I'd probably figure out something to do.

That is completely unacceptable behavior.  Hit and runs aren't treated seriously enough.  You can walk up and shoot someone in the face and get the death penalty but if you run them over and drag them to death you'll guaranteed get less than 10 years.


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Humility]
    #14001203 - 02/21/11 12:52 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Turn him in. Hit and run is serious business, and now you are an accessory.
Plus it lets you put the cops on him on your terms.


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Doc_T]
    #14001333 - 02/21/11 01:12 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

plant cocaine in his clothes , then call him in


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Doc_T]
    #14001337 - 02/21/11 01:13 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Turn him in. Hit and run is serious business, and now you are an accessory.
Plus it lets you put the cops on him on your terms.




And you could probably do it anonymously, no?


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: zergroz] * 1
    #14001348 - 02/21/11 01:15 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

He could have been full of shit. I would check the papers or online to see if his story was even true.


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Humility]
    #14001531 - 02/21/11 01:43 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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I don't know what I'd do if that happened.  My gut instinct says to kick him out or leave myself.  Failing that I'd probably figure out something to do.

That is completely unacceptable behavior.  Hit and runs aren't treated seriously enough.  You can walk up and shoot someone in the face and get the death penalty but if you run them over and drag them to death you'll guaranteed get less than 10 years.




Well, I don't think the punishment should be that harsh if you STAY AND HELP THE PERSON. Accidents happen. That's forgivable. But if you hurt somebody by accident, it just seems like common courtesy to make sure they aren't dead. I can't imagine just driving off if I hit somebody. 

Is there a way to turn him in anonymously?


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Anneji] * 1
    #14001598 - 02/21/11 01:52 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Can't believe he would share that with you.  He is crazy


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Cakk]
    #14001611 - 02/21/11 01:55 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Can't believe he would share that with you.  He is crazy




Yeah! And he knows I'm a good Christian boy and would totally turn him in!


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Anneji]
    #14002063 - 02/21/11 02:59 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

what part of texas?

what if he didnt and he only told you to see what kind of reaction he could get out of you?

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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Anneji]
    #14002123 - 02/21/11 03:15 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Quote:

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Can't believe he would share that with you.  He is crazy




Yeah! And he knows I'm a good Christian boy and would totally turn him in!



What mall was this?
I've been to a fair amount of the big malls in the larger cities around Texas.
Just curious.


Also, whether you turn him in or not, move ALL the drugs out of your residence.
The cops could be showing up at any time, and you don't want to get in trouble over some shit that your roommate did.

If he told other people besides you, then I would turn him in.


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14002356 - 02/21/11 04:01 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Don't move in with a man who constantly wears a hockey mask and smells like stale blood.




I've never heard better advice



i wear a hockey mask and smell like stale blood.:sad:


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14002363 - 02/21/11 04:03 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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JesusGoneRogue said:
Quote:

nicechrisman said:
Quote:

Don't move in with a man who constantly wears a hockey mask and smells like stale blood.




I've never heard better advice



i wear a hockey mask and smell like stale blood.:sad:



I won't be moving in with you then.


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14002372 - 02/21/11 04:05 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

but i'm a genuinely good guy. quit discriminating. your just as bad as any pig that profiles. :thebird:


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14002382 - 02/21/11 04:07 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Dunno]
    #14004403 - 02/21/11 10:26 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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what part of texas?

what if he didnt and he only told you to see what kind of reaction he could get out of you?

good christian boys dont smoke DEVIL GRASS!!!




Jesus Christ, my personal lord and savior, put hemp on this planet specifically for me to get high. I'd be a bad Christian if I wasn't constantly stoned. Amen.


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Can't believe he would share that with you.  He is crazy




Yeah! And he knows I'm a good Christian boy and would totally turn him in!



What mall was this?
I've been to a fair amount of the big malls in the larger cities around Texas.
Just curious.


Also, whether you turn him in or not, move ALL the drugs out of your residence.
The cops could be showing up at any time, and you don't want to get in trouble over some shit that your roommate did.

If he told other people besides you, then I would turn him in.




All good advice. Barton Springs mall, I believe. I don't know who else he would tell, he doesn't really interact with the humans. Unless he wants to hear the sound of a snapping femur, apparently.


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Anneji]
    #14004834 - 02/21/11 11:34 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

So he's an anti-social sociopath?

You're fucked :uhoh:


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #14005212 - 02/22/11 12:56 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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So he's an anti-social sociopath?

You're fucked :uhoh:




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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: DrugsAreFunn]
    #14005909 - 02/22/11 04:55 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:paranoid:

Check it, if it's really true, go live with friends till he moves out, he might be some sort of GG Allin, is he into punk music? Does he shit on the floor?


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: zergroz]
    #14006002 - 02/22/11 05:57 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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plant cocaine in his clothes , then call him in





I cant believe you'd suggest doing something like this


everyone knows crystal meth carries heavier penalties


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14006020 - 02/22/11 06:08 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

On a different note...regarding that Manson pic, is it just me, or...:


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: koraks]
    #14006535 - 02/22/11 09:53 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:confused2: wasn't manson a bit of a pimp to begin with? Reverse Michael Jackson?


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: koraks]
    #14006707 - 02/22/11 10:42 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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On a different note...regarding that Manson pic, is it just me, or...:





Snoop wishes he was a sexy as Manson...


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Anneji]
    #14006714 - 02/22/11 10:45 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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On a different note...regarding that Manson pic, is it just me, or...:





Snoop wishes he was a sexy as Manson...



Manson has beautiful eyes. Just look at that strong gaze...


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: 13.step]
    #14006733 - 02/22/11 10:52 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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:paranoid:

Check it, if it's really true, go live with friends till he moves out, he might be some sort of GG Allin, is he into punk music? Does he shit on the floor?




He shits in the corner and puts a little saw dust on it. I don't believe GG Allin ever used sawdust...


But seriously. I haven't found anything in the papers or online. I'm pretty sure he didn't make it up, though.


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Anneji]
    #14007096 - 02/22/11 12:12 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

WEll if he truely is a sociopath, ask him to go kill people u hate!

always fun to know people that can do these things without remorse!


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Patlal]
    #14007115 - 02/22/11 12:16 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

If you really want to turn him in call the mall and leave an anonymous tip. I'm not for turning people in but he hurt someone else so this is different. He wasn't doing drugs in a room by himself, not hurting anyone else. Think about it mang. :shrug:


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: biff]
    #14008946 - 02/22/11 05:58 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

dude go look at his bike.. if he hit someone and fucked them up he should have fallen, of their skull may have left an imprint on his gas tank or something.


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: DrugsAreFunn]
    #14009486 - 02/22/11 07:44 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

call mall security from a pay phone and ask if there were any accidents that day.


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Dunno]
    #14009977 - 02/22/11 08:59 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Your roommate is a douchecock. Feed him to a frog. :Tastesgoodman:


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14013569 - 02/23/11 01:30 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

my dick gets hard every time i see that pic.  :whacker:


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