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OfflineAnneji
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Roommate is crazy, man * 1
    #14000251 - 02/21/11 09:59 AM (13 years, 12 days ago)

So last night my roommate came home and explained how he had just hit a pedestrian by a mall really hard with his motorcycle. A security guard tried to stop him from leaving, but since they can't legally arrest people, he just sped off. He said the guy that he hit looked like he was in pretty bad shape.

He wasn't bothered by it at all. Just rolled up a joint, sat his fatass down and watched dumb shit on the internet. I live with a fucking sociopath. He's moving out at the end of the month, which is awesome. But fuck that asshole. I hope that guard got his plates and his ass gets arrested soon.

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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Anneji]
    #14000254 - 02/21/11 10:00 AM (13 years, 12 days ago)

LOL

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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: akira_akuma]
    #14000266 - 02/21/11 10:02 AM (13 years, 12 days ago)

Your better sleep with one eye open. Who says you won't be next on his hit list? :eek:


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: gENERIX]
    #14000278 - 02/21/11 10:03 AM (13 years, 12 days ago)

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gENERIX said:
Your better sleep with one eye open. Who says you won't be next on his hit list? :eek:




I always keep one in the chamber...


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: gENERIX]
    #14000282 - 02/21/11 10:04 AM (13 years, 12 days ago)



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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Anneji] * 1
    #14000295 - 02/21/11 10:07 AM (13 years, 12 days ago)

Quote:

Anneji said:
Quote:

gENERIX said:
Your better sleep with one eye open. Who says you won't be next on his hit list? :eek:




I always keep one in the chamber...




You stole my sig


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: bootedboy]
    #14000297 - 02/21/11 10:08 AM (13 years, 12 days ago)

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bootedboy said:
Quote:

Anneji said:
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gENERIX said:
Your better sleep with one eye open. Who says you won't be next on his hit list? :eek:




I always keep one in the chamber...




You stole my sig




You stole my post!


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Anneji]
    #14000302 - 02/21/11 10:09 AM (13 years, 12 days ago)

Stop whining bitches!


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Anneji]
    #14000314 - 02/21/11 10:11 AM (13 years, 12 days ago)

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Anneji said:I hope that guard got his plates and his ass gets arrested soon.




Hopefully after he moves out.

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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Anneji] * 3
    #14000338 - 02/21/11 10:15 AM (13 years, 12 days ago)

Uh, if you hope he gets arrested so bad you could just turn him in.


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: jewunit]
    #14000346 - 02/21/11 10:17 AM (13 years, 12 days ago)

well, unless you don't want to attract authorities to your domicile.

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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: jewunit]
    #14000354 - 02/21/11 10:18 AM (13 years, 12 days ago)


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jewunit said:
Uh, if you hope he gets arrested so bad you could just turn him in.




This apartment is full of bud and he'd tell them that to get back at me.


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Edited by Anneji (02/21/11 10:18 AM)

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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: jewunit] * 1
    #14000362 - 02/21/11 10:19 AM (13 years, 12 days ago)

You might want to hide your shit incase the cops come busting in to get his ass.


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: El Douche]
    #14000368 - 02/21/11 10:19 AM (13 years, 12 days ago)

Yeah I'd be kinda worried about that anyway considering he hit someone and ran.


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Anneji]
    #14000369 - 02/21/11 10:20 AM (13 years, 12 days ago)

I had a roommate that I nearly killed once.

He would wake me up every day screaming at his girlfriend at 8 in the morning, EVEN WHEN SHE WASN'T THERE!

Then he started breaking into his girlfriends roommates house while she was at work. Her roommates almost had him arrested a couple times.

Some people are fucking clown shoes.


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Heffy] * 1
    #14000387 - 02/21/11 10:23 AM (13 years, 12 days ago)

Quote:

Heffy said:
Some people are fucking clown shoes.



*Multiple jokes possible here... which one to go for... I know!*

'But I didn't do anything!'



I also could have gone with 'that's not what you do with clown shoes!'


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Heffy]
    #14000407 - 02/21/11 10:27 AM (13 years, 12 days ago)

Well, he doesn't live here legitimately. So, say, if the cops looked him up, his official address would be his step moms place. So they'd go there first.

But you never know.

I just hope he gets busted while driving around. That security guard musta got his plates, unless he was a total dumbass.


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #14000414 - 02/21/11 10:28 AM (13 years, 12 days ago)

My favorite movie moment ever.


1:02 "did you say, Jay and Silent Bob are fucking clown shoes?"


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Heffy]
    #14000418 - 02/21/11 10:30 AM (13 years, 12 days ago)

Nah, it's best when they're singing the song outside of the shop


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Re: Roommate is crazy, man [Re: Heffy]
    #14000421 - 02/21/11 10:30 AM (13 years, 12 days ago)

damn thats fucked up


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