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Re: How hard is the driving test in the US ? [Re: citricacidx]
    #14000670 - 02/21/11 11:15 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Its all instructor dependent in the US.  MY first time i got a pretty big stickler.  I failed because the "One Way" was written on the street not on a sign so I didnt notice and pulled into the far lane and not the close one. 

Never been so bummed.......

Took it a bit later and passed easily, different instructor but whatevs......


The funny thing is, you can pass that test and be a TERRIBLE fucking driver.  It takes experience, intelligence, and caution to drive well.  IMHO


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Re: How hard is the driving test in the US ? [Re: Kanos]
    #14006494 - 02/22/11 09:38 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I'm coming to the US to do my test :tongue:  probably be cheaper than keep doing them here


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Re: How hard is the driving test in the US ? [Re: HairyTaco]
    #14006500 - 02/22/11 09:40 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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I forgot 1 hand brake - I was in the middle of the road and clearly needed to get to the other side to get out of the way of coming traffic but the rule is I must pull my hand brake up - look at the traffic - put it back down and then get out of the way ...




Wait...what???
What exactly did they want you to use the handbrake for?  Were you making a turn from off the main road from the centre lane?

I drive manual too, but a handbrake while driving?  The only time I use my handbrake is when I'm parking my vehicle.  I used to use it when I first started driving manual if I was stopped in traffic facing uphill.  I used to be afraid that I wouldn't be fast enough with the clutch and roll back too far and hit the car behind me.  I'm good with the clutch now and I never do that anymore.




I was doing the 3 point turn and driving to the other side, was half way when someone turned up wanting to get by.  The rule is you have to stop (no matter where you are in the road) pull up the handbrake, look at them, put it back down then manouveur out of the way.

No one would do that in reality but there the rules!


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Re: How hard is the driving test in the US ? [Re: nice1]
    #14006512 - 02/22/11 09:45 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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I'm coming to the US to do my test :tongue:  probably be cheaper than keep doing them here






$15 and no school required, that's like £2 for you even after airfare


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Re: How hard is the driving test in the US ? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14006520 - 02/22/11 09:49 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I'm not understanding the hand brake.
I never pull my handbrake while the engine is running, ever.
Are there circumstances where it's required?


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Re: How hard is the driving test in the US ? [Re: Doc_T]
    #14006601 - 02/22/11 10:10 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah I can't fathom how that handbreak thing works... Seems stupid and dangerous as far as I'm concerned.

My car has no handbreak I think I'd be fucked on this test then


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Re: How hard is the driving test in the US ? [Re: nice1]
    #14006724 - 02/22/11 10:49 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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nice1 said:
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HairyTaco said:
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nice1 said:
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I forgot 1 hand brake - I was in the middle of the road and clearly needed to get to the other side to get out of the way of coming traffic but the rule is I must pull my hand brake up - look at the traffic - put it back down and then get out of the way ...




Wait...what???
What exactly did they want you to use the handbrake for?  Were you making a turn from off the main road from the centre lane?

I drive manual too, but a handbrake while driving?  The only time I use my handbrake is when I'm parking my vehicle.  I used to use it when I first started driving manual if I was stopped in traffic facing uphill.  I used to be afraid that I wouldn't be fast enough with the clutch and roll back too far and hit the car behind me.  I'm good with the clutch now and I never do that anymore.




I was doing the 3 point turn and driving to the other side, was half way when someone turned up wanting to get by.  The rule is you have to stop (no matter where you are in the road) pull up the handbrake, look at them, put it back down then manouveur out of the way.

No one would do that in reality but there the rules!




Some cars are particularly difficult to keep from stalling so dropping the anchor, quickly starting from neutral, and then releasing it after you shift to first is easier. Some really shitty cars do this, and really powerful ones I would imagine also jump the gun real easy.


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Re: How hard is the driving test in the US ? [Re: blujay]
    #14006764 - 02/22/11 10:59 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i worked with a guy from Dublin a few years ago. he said "In Ireland, you are tested to see if you have the ability to drive. In the US, you are tested to see if you have the desire to have the ability to drive."

Sounds about right to me..


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Re: How hard is the driving test in the US ? [Re: Doc_T]
    #14006799 - 02/22/11 11:07 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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I'm not understanding the hand brake.
I never pull my handbrake while the engine is running, ever.
Are there circumstances where it's required?




in the case of failure in hydraulic brakes it's a must, it's also used extensively in drifting and stunt drving

in normal driving, it's pointless and dangerous


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Re: How hard is the driving test in the US ? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14006814 - 02/22/11 11:11 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

The only thing you pay here is 27 bucks for your license. The test must be easy cause too many assholes drive that shouldn't be driving cause they don't know how to.


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Re: How hard is the driving test in the US ? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14006999 - 02/22/11 11:56 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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in the case of failure in hydraulic brakes it's a must, it's also used extensively in drifting and stunt drving

in normal driving, it's pointless and dangerous




Agreed, pointless. Modern brake systems are cross-coupled. A (surprise, catastrophic) brake failure is somewhat less likely than a lightning strike.

(I did realize I pull the brake with the engine on while I'm at the ATM. The car is too low, so I get out to do my banking. But I leave the car running in case I have to leave quickly.
Other than that, never.)


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Re: How hard is the driving test in the US ? [Re: Doc_T]
    #14007055 - 02/22/11 12:05 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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(I did realize I pull the brake with the engine on while I'm at the ATM. The car is too low, so I get out to do my banking. But I leave the car running in case I have to leave quickly.
Other than that, never.)





it's best to have someone else waiting to hurry you away when you're doing those rapid withdrawals


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Re: How hard is the driving test in the US ? [Re: Doc_T]
    #14007119 - 02/22/11 12:17 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

My buddy had the instructor in his shitbox Gran Prix, he did all the mirrors and signals, started crusing out of the plaza that the DMV is in, SLAM!!!!! got t-boned due to not stopping...with the fucking lady in the car, HAHAHAHA!
Dont think he passed...


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Re: How hard is the driving test in the US ? [Re: shLong]
    #14007207 - 02/22/11 12:32 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

For my test the only thing I did wrong was stop to check for traffic when there wasn't a stop sign. Excuse me for being careful, I guess next time I'll just blast through the street from a cul-de-sac. I still passed easily though. I would never want to be a drivers education instructor. I think that is one of the more stressful jobs that I can think of.


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Re: How hard is the driving test in the US ? [Re: bryguy27007]
    #14007237 - 02/22/11 12:38 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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bryguy27007 said: I still passed easily though.




Did anybody else just get out of the car at the end of the test?
I stopped and parked, took off the seat belt, and started to get out.

"Wait, don't you want to know if you passed?!?"

"I passed. Are you saying I didn't?"

"No, you passed. People just want to know."

"Well, I know how to drive, and I knew I did this correctly... are we done? Is there more paperwork?"

This was a long time ago, it still weirds me out a bit.


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Re: How hard is the driving test in the US ? [Re: Doc_T]
    #14007260 - 02/22/11 12:41 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

The test is easy.

You don't even have to parallel park, just 3 point.

First time I got an auto fail for not entering the serrated bike lane when making a right hand turn. 

Did not make that mistake the second time.

U.S. drivers= horrible.


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Re: How hard is the driving test in the US ? [Re: caphillkid]
    #14007333 - 02/22/11 12:52 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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U.S. drivers= horrible.





try driving in china


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Re: How hard is the driving test in the US ? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14007349 - 02/22/11 12:55 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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U.S. drivers= horrible.





try driving in china




I went there two years ago. There are so such things as lanes or anything like that. It's just madness. Absolute madness.


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Re: How hard is the driving test in the US ? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14007368 - 02/22/11 12:59 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I failed my first time - I remember just being weirded out by this bitchy, fat DMV lady in my passenger seat when I had to parallel park.

But basically they make you parallel park and drive around in a circle. It's not really hard, just don't get nervous, and watch out for their tricks; such as not putting their seatbelt on and auto failing you.

Fucking hate the DMV though, I think that has to be the most depressing, angry, inconvenient, loud place ever. Well, now that I think about it those might be traits for every government operation.


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Re: How hard is the driving test in the US ? [Re: nice1]
    #14007380 - 02/22/11 01:02 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

You can take it online. I know I am. :yesnod:

Most of it is common sense, if you are a retard you don't pass the test.


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