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OfflinePatlal
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Has anyone laundered money? How did you do it?
    #13992222 - 02/19/11 08:52 PM (13 years, 13 days ago)

How much? How? For which reasons?


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Re: Has anyone laundered money? How did you do it? [Re: Patlal]
    #13992373 - 02/19/11 09:16 PM (13 years, 13 days ago)

$3.27

Washing machine.

Forgot to check my pockets.

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Re: Has anyone laundered money? How did you do it? [Re: TripityDooDaDay]
    #13992398 - 02/19/11 09:20 PM (13 years, 13 days ago)

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TripityDooDaDay said:
$3.27

Washing machine.

Forgot to check my pockets.



:ilold:


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Re: Has anyone laundered money? How did you do it? [Re: Patlal]
    #13992482 - 02/19/11 09:35 PM (13 years, 13 days ago)

Its not hard you run it through a legit business and make it look like legit profits


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Re: Has anyone laundered money? How did you do it? [Re: TripityDooDaDay]
    #13992532 - 02/19/11 09:43 PM (13 years, 13 days ago)

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TripityDooDaDay said:
$3.27

Washing machine.

Forgot to check my pockets.





it happens, just iron the money and it's just like new

dont iron the coins, you'll burn yourself

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Re: Has anyone laundered money? How did you do it? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #13992565 - 02/19/11 09:48 PM (13 years, 13 days ago)

That's what the wife is for.


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Re: Has anyone laundered money? How did you do it? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #13992577 - 02/19/11 09:49 PM (13 years, 13 days ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
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TripityDooDaDay said:
$3.27

Washing machine.

Forgot to check my pockets.





it happens, just iron the money and it's just like new

dont iron the coins, you'll burn yourself




sign of the times when you have to warn someone not to put heat to metal and hold it in your hand.

30 years ago it would of been common knowledge.. :rofl:


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Re: Has anyone laundered money? How did you do it? [Re: rackem]
    #13992635 - 02/19/11 09:57 PM (13 years, 13 days ago)


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Re: Has anyone laundered money? How did you do it? [Re: rackem]
    #13992662 - 02/19/11 10:00 PM (13 years, 13 days ago)

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rackem said:
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Prisoner#1 said:
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TripityDooDaDay said:
$3.27

Washing machine.

Forgot to check my pockets.





it happens, just iron the money and it's just like new

dont iron the coins, you'll burn yourself




sign of the times when you have to warn someone not to put heat to metal and hold it in your hand.

30 years ago it would of been common knowledge.. :rofl:





those warnings come about because someone did what it warns against and tried to sue

http://www.rinkworks.com/said/warnings.shtml

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Re: Has anyone laundered money? How did you do it? [Re: Patlal]
    #13992713 - 02/19/11 10:10 PM (13 years, 13 days ago)

How to launder money, instructions:

1.Start a fake band.
2.Release a shitty album.
3.Make it available for sale on Itunes(or equivalent).
4.Go to Wegmans(or equivalent) and buy prepaid $100 dollar credit cards.
5.Buy countless copies of your own album.

Now you are a successful musician.


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Re: Has anyone laundered money? How did you do it? [Re: Patlal]
    #13998111 - 02/20/11 09:11 PM (13 years, 12 days ago)

Deposit the money in $5000 chunks to different bank accounts.

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