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where is your God now?
    #13988627 - 02/19/11 03:23 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

I feel that at the moment of orgasm, the name of our personal God tends to pass by our lips.

This is naturally the source of much post-coital vitriol for those who have not transcended their past infatuations.

I generally tend to say, "Jesus Christ," and I've spent much time recently trying to understand why that is.

The last girl I slept with said "oh, shit" and that was a turn-off. :blush:


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Re: where is your God now? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #13988660 - 02/19/11 03:42 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

So let me get this straight that after the moment of orgasm the last girl you had sex with was so caught in the moment of pleasure that all she could say was "Oh, shit" and that's a turn off? Hell, that's what I normally aim for. Just the other night I got my girlfriend to the point where all she could say was "Oh, fuck" over and over and I definitely felt accomplished
All joking aside I personally feel that sex (and I'm talking about in what is my opinion "good" sex) is a powerful uncontrollable connection to ones primal self. The best sex in my life has always left me speechless because the feeling transcended any words I could use to describe it.


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Re: where is your God now? [Re: Omnis]
    #13988668 - 02/19/11 03:48 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Don't get me wrong, it's definitely a source of pride for me when my partner in the sack uncontrollably yells obscenities. Still though, for such a divine moment, why "shit?"


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Re: where is your God now? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #13988738 - 02/19/11 04:50 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

like good sex, shit is dirty?  :redwings:

lol that smiley is hilarious


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Re: where is your God now? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #13988959 - 02/19/11 07:39 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

Tchan909 said:
I feel that at the moment of orgasm, the name of our personal God tends to pass by our lips.

This is naturally the source of much post-coital vitriol for those who have not transcended their past infatuations.

I generally tend to say, "Jesus Christ," and I've spent much time recently trying to understand why that is.

The last girl I slept with said "oh, shit" and that was a turn-off. :blush:





Pure nonsense on your part.

There is nothing more divine about that moment than any other. Think dude, before posting.


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The more knowledge, the more grief.
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Re: where is your God now? [Re: Icelander]
    #13989007 - 02/19/11 08:03 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

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Icelander said:
Pure nonsense on your part.

There is nothing more divine about that moment than any other. Think dude, before posting.




It's a tough myth to break.


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Re: where is your God now? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #13989147 - 02/19/11 09:16 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

They all are.:satansmoking:


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Re: where is your God now? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #13989618 - 02/19/11 11:49 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

Tchan909 said:
Don't get me wrong, it's definitely a source of pride for me when my partner in the sack uncontrollably yells obscenities. Still though, for such a divine moment, why "shit?"




At least shit is real.


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Re: where is your God now? [Re: Icelander]
    #13989625 - 02/19/11 11:51 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

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Icelander said:
Think dude, before posting.




You mean you want him to stop posring?


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Re: where is your God now? [Re: MushroomTrip]
    #13989803 - 02/19/11 12:29 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

As my dear old prick of a daddy use to tell me. "If wishes were horses, beggars would ride"

Most of what I say to others here is to entertain myself, confirm what I know about humans and use up some time between meals and naps. I never expect much of them.


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Re: where is your God now? [Re: Icelander]
    #13990315 - 02/19/11 02:38 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

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Icelander said:
As my dear old prick of a daddy use to tell me. "If wishes were horses, beggars would ride"




My Daddy used to say fair is for fairies...

Quote:

Most of what I say to others here is to entertain myself, confirm what I know about humans and use up some time between meals and naps. I never expect much of them.




:yesnod: This is one of the most valuable lessons I have learned from you over the years.

It is a work in progress though, I am still learning to expect less and less.


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Re: where is your God now? [Re: Blondell_Letrange]
    #13990370 - 02/19/11 02:53 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

I'm always gratified when a student acknowledges my efforts on their behalf.


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Re: where is your God now? [Re: Icelander]
    #13994156 - 02/20/11 03:52 AM (13 years, 13 days ago)

Ice, you're a bad ass. Just letting you know.

I find any regular obscenity (shit fuck etc) or moaning/screaming very comforting. When people say "shit" I don't think of feces. It basically means "stuff" at this point.

"Ohhh stuffffff"


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Re: where is your God now? [Re: Icelander]
    #13994309 - 02/20/11 06:11 AM (13 years, 13 days ago)

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Icelander said:
I'm always gratified when a student acknowledges my efforts on their behalf.



Are you a Hutt master?


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Re: where is your God now? [Re: MutantBonobo]
    #13994384 - 02/20/11 07:11 AM (13 years, 13 days ago)



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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
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Re: where is your God now? [Re: Icelander]
    #13994446 - 02/20/11 07:47 AM (13 years, 13 days ago)

I didn't know you were a Kiwi, I learned something new today.


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Re: where is your God now? [Re: MutantBonobo]
    #13994954 - 02/20/11 10:45 AM (13 years, 13 days ago)

I'm also a lemon.:cool:


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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

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Re: where is your God now? [Re: Icelander]
    #13997163 - 02/20/11 06:31 PM (13 years, 13 days ago)



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