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OrgoneConclusion
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Toilet paper - top or bottom?
#13987614 - 02/18/11 10:59 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I don't understand why this conundrum has plagued mankind for centuries. Clearly the paper should be placed over the top and to the front. Much easier access and a cleaner tear.
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audiophoenix
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I prefer it in my ass crack, I could care less how I grab it.
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Re: Toilet paper - top or bottom? [Re: audiophoenix] 1
#13987668 - 02/18/11 11:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I have a sideways mechanism. I don't comprehend such conundrums.
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Re: Toilet paper - top or bottom? [Re: auxiliary]
#13987744 - 02/18/11 11:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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So you didn't get the job huh?
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Who is what?
Where?

Let the person who speaks, 'cum' forth.
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Re: Toilet paper - top or bottom? [Re: AlphaFalfa]
#13987872 - 02/18/11 11:44 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I was going to respond saying something clever but then I realized I really don't know what I'm dealing with, in terms of answering that post, or both posts, so I strayed away for a second but then decided to come forth and procclaim my confusion.
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Of course over the top is the correct way. Apparently most people do it this way too.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper_orientation
Crazy, I was reading about this last week.
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Quote:
OrgoneConclusion said: I don't understand why this conundrum has plagued mankind for centuries. Clearly the paper should be placed over the top and to the front. Much easier access and a cleaner tear.
Of course.
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I don't understand why this conundrum has plagued mankind for centuries.
The more important question is: fold neatly or wad into a ball?
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Re: Toilet paper - top or bottom? [Re: Diploid]
#13989140 - 02/19/11 09:14 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I fold it into a ball.
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if there are toddlers in the house, under makes it harder for them to unroll the whole roll
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Re: Toilet paper - top or bottom? [Re: falcon]
#13989658 - 02/19/11 11:58 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Toddlers and cats too. I know from experience
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Re: Toilet paper - top or bottom? [Re: Diploid]
#13989666 - 02/19/11 12:00 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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that would suck to have a cat that enjoyed doing that
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Re: Toilet paper - top or bottom? [Re: Diploid]
#13989667 - 02/19/11 12:00 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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My box-turtle also had a knack for unravelling the rolls. I never caught him in the act so it's a wonder how he did it.
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Re: Toilet paper - top or bottom? [Re: auxiliary]
#13989678 - 02/19/11 12:02 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Blondell_Letrange
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I like to mix it up a bit. Hell sometimes I just chuck it on the holder without looking at which way it is 
Definitely a folder though.
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OrgoneConclusion
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I wash and iron the paper afterwards. I think Green.
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OrgoneConclusion
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I figured you could go either way...
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Blondell_Letrange
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shit, you must use fancy paper.
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OrgoneConclusion
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800 thread count, double weave and embossed with gold trim.
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Re: Toilet paper - top or bottom? [Re: falcon]
#13990760 - 02/19/11 04:06 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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that would suck to have a cat that enjoyed doing that
Not mine, but you get the picture:
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Re: Toilet paper - top or bottom? [Re: Diploid] 1
#13990828 - 02/19/11 04:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Notice how guilty the look-out cat appears.
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auxiliary
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Thats so cute I love cats that aren't assholes under couches all day.
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Re: Toilet paper - top or bottom? [Re: auxiliary]
#13991230 - 02/19/11 05:42 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
auxiliary said: Thats so cute I love cats that aren't assholes under couches all day.
That is sooo not true.
My cat is being an asshole outside under a shrub.
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auxiliary
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Quote:
Blondell_Letrange said:
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auxiliary said: Thats so cute I love cats that aren't assholes under couches all day.
That is sooo not true.
My cat is being an asshole outside under a shrub.
Under things. They think they're SO exclusive.
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