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InvisibleOrgoneConclusion
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Toilet paper - top or bottom?
    #13987614 - 02/18/11 10:59 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I don't understand why this conundrum has plagued mankind for centuries. Clearly the paper should be placed over the top and to the front. Much easier access and a cleaner tear.


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Re: Toilet paper - top or bottom? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #13987623 - 02/18/11 11:01 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I prefer it in my ass crack, I could care less how I grab it.


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Re: Toilet paper - top or bottom? [Re: audiophoenix] * 1
    #13987668 - 02/18/11 11:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I have a sideways mechanism. I don't comprehend such conundrums.


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Re: Toilet paper - top or bottom? [Re: auxiliary]
    #13987744 - 02/18/11 11:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

So you didn't get the job huh?


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Re: Toilet paper - top or bottom? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #13987833 - 02/18/11 11:35 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Who is what?

Where?

:lol:

Let the person who speaks, 'cum' forth.


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Re: Toilet paper - top or bottom? [Re: AlphaFalfa]
    #13987872 - 02/18/11 11:44 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I was going to respond saying something clever but then I realized I really don't know what I'm dealing with, in terms of answering that post, or both posts, so I strayed away for a second but then decided to come forth and procclaim my confusion.


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Re: Toilet paper - top or bottom? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #13988231 - 02/19/11 01:21 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Of course over the top is the correct way. Apparently most people do it this way too.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper_orientation

Crazy, I was reading about this last week. :strokebeard:


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Re: Toilet paper - top or bottom? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #13988962 - 02/19/11 07:40 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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OrgoneConclusion said:
I don't understand why this conundrum has plagued mankind for centuries. Clearly the paper should be placed over the top and to the front. Much easier access and a cleaner tear.





Of course.


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Re: Toilet paper - top or bottom? [Re: OrgoneConclusion] * 2
    #13989056 - 02/19/11 08:32 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I don't understand why this conundrum has plagued mankind for centuries.

The more important question is: fold neatly or wad into a ball?


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Re: Toilet paper - top or bottom? [Re: Diploid]
    #13989140 - 02/19/11 09:14 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I fold it into a ball. :evil:


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Re: Toilet paper - top or bottom? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #13989614 - 02/19/11 11:49 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

if there are toddlers in the house, under makes it harder for them to unroll the whole roll


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Re: Toilet paper - top or bottom? [Re: falcon]
    #13989658 - 02/19/11 11:58 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Toddlers and cats too. I know from experience :cat:


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Re: Toilet paper - top or bottom? [Re: Diploid]
    #13989666 - 02/19/11 12:00 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:lol: that would suck to have a cat that enjoyed doing that


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Re: Toilet paper - top or bottom? [Re: Diploid]
    #13989667 - 02/19/11 12:00 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

My box-turtle also had a knack for unravelling the rolls. I never caught him in the act so it's a wonder how he did it.


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Re: Toilet paper - top or bottom? [Re: auxiliary]
    #13989678 - 02/19/11 12:02 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: Toilet paper - top or bottom? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #13990120 - 02/19/11 01:49 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I like to mix it up a bit. Hell sometimes I just chuck it on the holder without looking at which way it is :eek:

Definitely a folder though.


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Re: Toilet paper - top or bottom? [Re: Blondell_Letrange]
    #13990221 - 02/19/11 02:11 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I wash and iron the paper afterwards. I think Green.


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Re: Toilet paper - top or bottom? [Re: Blondell_Letrange]
    #13990226 - 02/19/11 02:13 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I figured you could go either way... :blush:


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Re: Toilet paper - top or bottom? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #13990231 - 02/19/11 02:14 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

shit, you must use fancy paper.


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Re: Toilet paper - top or bottom? [Re: Blondell_Letrange]
    #13990253 - 02/19/11 02:19 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

800 thread count, double weave and embossed with gold trim.


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Re: Toilet paper - top or bottom? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #13990282 - 02/19/11 02:26 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I pooped in the forest once and found some giant perfect ass-wiping leaves.  And all was well.


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Re: Toilet paper - top or bottom? [Re: falcon]
    #13990760 - 02/19/11 04:06 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

that would suck to have a cat that enjoyed doing that

Not mine, but you get the picture:



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Re: Toilet paper - top or bottom? [Re: Diploid] * 1
    #13990828 - 02/19/11 04:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Notice how guilty the look-out cat appears.


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Re: Toilet paper - top or bottom? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #13991105 - 02/19/11 05:19 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Thats so cute I love cats that aren't assholes under couches all day.


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Re: Toilet paper - top or bottom? [Re: auxiliary]
    #13991230 - 02/19/11 05:42 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Thats so cute I love cats that aren't assholes under couches all day.




That is sooo not true.

My cat is being an asshole outside under a shrub.


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Re: Toilet paper - top or bottom? [Re: Blondell_Letrange]
    #13991793 - 02/19/11 07:41 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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auxiliary said:
Thats so cute I love cats that aren't assholes under couches all day.




That is sooo not true.

My cat is being an asshole outside under a shrub.



Under things. They think they're SO exclusive.


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