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Re: growery is fucking slow and gay, anyone here at my home town want to help me grow pot? [Re: The Boat]
    #13986931 - 02/18/11 09:05 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

You might want to keep some neem oil on hand to help control spider mites (also helps with powdery mildew). They are a nearly constant problem on cannabis if not preventatively sprayed for. If you get caterpillars, BT is another organic that will work well for them.


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Re: growery is fucking slow and gay, anyone here at my home town want to help me grow pot? [Re: The Boat]
    #13986961 - 02/18/11 09:09 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

by big caterpillar i mean from the 2nd knuckle on my pinky to the end. i think i have average sized hands.

and how to keep track of where your plants are: either hike around in your woods until you know them like the back of your hand, or look for or make inconspicuous landmarks.

also, dont walk the same way to your plants every time or you will beat down a path that people will notice if they look really hard.

and uhhhhh. yea. water em every couple of days. maybe a 20oz water bottle each, if even.

as to why more people dont grow pot this way, the world may never know. but the pot my buddies and i grew never lasted more than 2 weeks. we smoked the hell out of it and sold it for jacked up prices, because it will look really pretty if you trim and dry it correctly, even though its not 'dank'. middies only look like shit because they are trimmed and dried improperly.


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Re: growery is fucking slow and gay, anyone here at my home town want to help me grow pot? [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #13986976 - 02/18/11 09:10 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Tons of people do "guerilla grows" they just don't tell people about it.


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Re: growery is fucking slow and gay, anyone here at my home town want to help me grow pot? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #13986979 - 02/18/11 09:11 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

spiders would eat the insects that would eat your plants. fuck do u know anything?


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Re: growery is fucking slow and gay, anyone here at my home town want to help me grow pot? [Re: The Boat]
    #13986980 - 02/18/11 09:11 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

nah i dont think they are or else there would be a lot more kids going to the hospital. Its enough to fuck the hell out of my mind though, the felling when you run into one you didnt see = :babyface:

and yeah my caterpillars were not that big lol


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Re: growery is fucking slow and gay, anyone here at my home town want to help me grow pot? [Re: The Boat]
    #13986991 - 02/18/11 09:12 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

:confused:


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Re: growery is fucking slow and gay, anyone here at my home town want to help me grow pot? [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #13987018 - 02/18/11 09:17 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

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by big caterpillar i mean from the 2nd knuckle on my pinky to the end. i think i have average sized hands.

and how to keep track of where your plants are: either hike around in your woods until you know them like the back of your hand, or look for or make inconspicuous landmarks.

also, dont walk the same way to your plants every time or you will beat down a path that people will notice if they look really hard.

and uhhhhh. yea. water em every couple of days. maybe a 20oz water bottle each, if even.

as to why more people dont grow pot this way, the world may never know. but the pot my buddies and i grew never lasted more than 2 weeks. we smoked the hell out of it and sold it for jacked up prices, because it will look really pretty if you trim and dry it correctly, even though its not 'dank'. middies only look like shit because they are trimmed and dried improperly.



Yeah true cause mids look all crunchy and shit lol if you grow it itll be rfluffy and green like dank and no seeds = OMG I GOT DA KRONICZ to highschoolers :lol:


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Re: growery is fucking slow and gay, anyone here at my home town want to help me grow pot? [Re: The Boat]
    #13987164 - 02/18/11 09:44 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

If you're not willing to put down $100-200 bucks to grow potentially thousands of dollars of pot, you mine as well just keep buying your overpriced bud. Not to come off as a pretentious dick, but if you cannot afford correct nutes, PH tester, and soil, you probably will end up with "OK" bud that's not worth the risk of getting a felony grow charge for.

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Re: growery is fucking slow and gay, anyone here at my home town want to help me grow pot? [Re: LbDub]
    #13987270 - 02/18/11 09:57 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Na I'm just getting started I'm not some little kid trying to grow the marihuana cigarettes I'll drop some cash but I mean I'm not going  to jump in to this  shit head first if that's what you mean. As I said I want to succeed before I exceed

Also fuck da police! "I was taking a short cut... WHAT?! marijuana?? but inst that stuff illegal!? One hit and your retarded for the rest of your life!"


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Re: growery is fucking slow and gay, anyone here at my home town want to help me grow pot? [Re: The Boat]
    #13987298 - 02/18/11 10:02 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Well then, growing outdoors is cheap. Just like I listed nutes, soil, and a PH tester(optional if you know your shit about diagnosing plants) is all you need. Seems like quite the worthy investment to me if you have a place that you won't get busted for. I don't have a place, thus I don't grow. Good luck

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Re: growery is fucking slow and gay, anyone here at my home town want to help me grow pot? [Re: LbDub]
    #13987349 - 02/18/11 10:07 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Thank you and yeah i'm pretty fortunate to live in a place surrounded by woods, not only can i grow, but there are some gnarly ass outdoor smoke spots around here :stoned:


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Re: growery is fucking slow and gay, anyone here at my home town want to help me grow pot? [Re: The Boat]
    #13987362 - 02/18/11 10:10 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

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Thank you and yeah i'm pretty fortunate to live in a place surrounded by woods, not only can i grow, but there are some gnarly ass outdoor smoke spots around here :stoned:



some of the most covert outdoor grows I've seen were in wild blackberry patches. The two plants blend together pretty well. Really hard to see them, plus, nobody wants to go in the middle of a big patch of wild blackberries.


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Re: growery is fucking slow and gay, anyone here at my home town want to help me grow pot? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #13987721 - 02/18/11 11:15 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

SHIT SHIT SHIT HOLY SHIT I felt like I had a blurry memory of hearing someone talking about banana spiders being around and that was really gettin to my head so I looked em up and they look like the ones in the woods here. I read that my state has them and they like to make webs in ''dense open woods''.............

FUCK!!!

what should I do? would you go and grow pot in those woods and go to water it every few days and shit? Cause I'm scared off my ass of those bitches they're big as hell.


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Re: growery is fucking slow and gay, anyone here at my home town want to help me grow pot? [Re: The Boat]
    #13987728 - 02/18/11 11:17 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/13920632

Here, i posted this a while back and itll teach you how to do a beginners cheap grow

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Re: growery is fucking slow and gay, anyone here at my home town want to help me grow pot? [Re: The Boat]
    #13987768 - 02/18/11 11:23 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Thanks for the link i'll check it out in a second but umm... i gotta go check on my grow brb





















































edit; there was supposed to be a big ol juicy picture of a banana spider here but it wont show up


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Re: growery is fucking slow and gay, anyone here at my home town want to help me grow pot? [Re: The Boat]
    #13987821 - 02/18/11 11:34 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

nah youre fine with banana spiders. i used to see em all the time when i was a kid.

just dont walk through their webs (if you manage that, you might deserve to be bitten, they spin webs with a section of very thick silk in the middle which you cant miss, not to mention the fact that theres a HUGE SPIDER in the middle of the web as well)

actually, i just looked up banana spiders to make sure i wasnt talking out of my ass. theres 3 'banana spiders'.

the 2 in north america are harmless, the one in south america is deadly. if you dont live in the tropical rainforest of south america i think youre fine.


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Re: growery is fucking slow and gay, anyone here at my home town want to help me grow pot? [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #13987854 - 02/18/11 11:39 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

haha no man I live in the south of north America. That's good then they still make me cringe but at least I'm not gonna die trying to grow some ganj. your helpful as shit dude ya know that? :lol:

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Re: growery is fucking slow and gay, anyone here at my home town want to help me grow pot? [Re: The Boat]
    #13987875 - 02/18/11 11:45 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

:lol: honestly when i saw this thread i figured id be of no use


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Re: growery is fucking slow and gay, anyone here at my home town want to help me grow pot? [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #13987913 - 02/18/11 11:58 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

ok one more thing and your free to go haha when you said I should wait till the plants good and goin then stick em in the woods you mean grow em inside for a bit? I definitly couldnt get away with growin inside but i mean I could stick some germinated seeds in some soil under one of those swirly light bulbs should i do that?


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Re: growery is fucking slow and gay, anyone here at my home town want to help me grow pot? [Re: The Boat]
    #13987939 - 02/19/11 12:04 AM (13 years, 14 days ago)

uhhhh you can. but if getting caught growing inside is an issue id advise against it. its kind of a hassle, depending on who is going to find it.

starting them outside is fine too, ive done it. just make sure they dont get too much sun or the soil will dry out really quick in the little pots.

the first time i tried growing was in 9th grade i think. obviously, being new to the weed game, i smoked horrible middies all the time. i mean middies loaded with seeds. i had built up quite the collection of seeds and decided that 40 plants sounded reasonable. i started growing them in my closet and they got about 2-3 inches tall before my mom noticed the continuous stream of light coming from around my closet door.

the second time i tried growing (the next year) i knew more about what i was doing, and even had some 'quality bud seeds' that i had saved. i also knew how much a plant could make, so this time i opted for 4 plants. those 4 plants got about 6 inches tall before my mom found them.

from then on it was all outdoors, all success. :thumbup:


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