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Admon420
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D**m convenience stores
#13986279 - 02/18/11 07:00 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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So I am posting on a different computer because I need 50 posts to be able to post on my phone's internet for some some reason, it'll only let me post in mycology, psychology section thingy so for the sake and interest of introducing myself and learning the community, as well as upping my post count, I have this thread where we can post those inconvenient times at the convenient stores.
I went to my regular gas station, the one they all know me at, and I'm checking out and I notice a "Marlboro Skylines $1.00 off!!" promotion, you know the one with the coupon on the wrapping, and he rings it up right? Regular price $4.59... coupon price $4.99??? I asked "Shouldn't that be $3.59?" which would be almost unheard of for name brand cigarettes, and he told me "No, it special cigarette, $4.99" I retorted "Yeah but regular price without the coupon is $4.59" and again he said "Yes but it special cigarette...."
Well short story shorter I didn't get them but don't instances like this p*** you off? I mean, I can't even get a job because of my marijuana charge but everyone in my state (with regards to fellow NORML members and Shroomites {You guys rock!!}) is retarded, like straight up "Duhhhh 4.59 minus one dollar is 4.99" retarded.
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JesusGoneRogue


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Re: D**m convenience stores [Re: Admon420] 2
#13986298 - 02/18/11 07:04 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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at D**m
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Admon420
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LOL'D at your lolling of my D**m, I wasn't quite sure of the rules on profanity, although I don't know why I didn't already know we could swear, I've read countless posts before I should know this
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Re: D**m convenience stores [Re: Admon420]
#13986359 - 02/18/11 07:23 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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this aint no christian forum.
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JesusGoneRogue


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Re: D**m convenience stores [Re: biff]
#13986369 - 02/18/11 07:26 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
biff said: this aint no christian forum. 
 FUCK FUCK FUCK! FUCK!!
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Re: D**m convenience stores [Re: Admon420]
#13986370 - 02/18/11 07:26 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Hey bro.
Why are you stressed bro.
Come get high bro.
-------------------- / / / / / / / LISTEN TO MY MUSIC: E X E D / / / / / / / The universe gives no fucks. And takes no fucks. May His Circuits Ever Function
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Admon420
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Re: D**m convenience stores [Re: The_Ghost]
#13986440 - 02/18/11 07:43 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Thats why I'm stressed, I'm on proba.... wait, I'm on fucking probation, fucking cocksuckers telling me i cant fucking smoke or other activites i would like to participate in...
bastards
4 months left, i can fucking do this
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JesusGoneRogue


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Re: D**m convenience stores [Re: Admon420]
#13986453 - 02/18/11 07:47 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Admon420 said: Thats why I'm stressed, I'm on proba.... wait, I'm on fucking probation, fucking cocksuckers telling me i cant fucking smoke or other activites i would like to participate in...
bastards
4 months left, i can fucking do this
now your getting the hang of it.!! i only have a few months left as well.
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Damn they got you too Jesus. Shit..
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Re: D**m convenience stores [Re: The_Ghost]
#13986477 - 02/18/11 07:54 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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yeah its some bullshit. but i'll be off soon. sweet freedom. i can almost taste it.
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JGR hows theyd get you
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JesusGoneRogue


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story time errbody. gather round now. make room for the children. who wants to sit in my lap.
alright. so i'm droppin my friend off at his house. it's the fourth of july and we had just loaded up on fireworks. so were drivin down a residential street, just a block away from his house when he asks if he can shoot a roman candle out the passenger window. its the fourth of july so im like "fuck yeah man, go for it".
well apparently their was a pig behind us cuz the lights come on. i turn on his street and park at the curb. cop says one of the fireballs hit the cruiser. has us get out of the car , and proceeds to search it. confisticates a scale, couple pipes, and my fireworks . meanwhile i had completely forgot about the sack in my pocket.
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ouch.
fwhaterr the odds te piggy is behind you? that sucks man.. kansas doesnt fuck around with dro0gz either i assume
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JesusGoneRogue


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i know right. the odds were like 500 to 1. and droogs arent takin lightly here in the bible belt. its not like in cali.
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dayum.cali doesnt take fireworks lightly because its so fucking crowded over here, but damn.
puttin ma man jesus on probabtion...:tisktisk:
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JesusGoneRogue


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its actually just diversion. like a super light form of probation. and if i complete it successfully i wont be charged.
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realfuzzhead



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well thats pretty cool.
guessin they wouldnt approve of all your druggie friends here at teh shroomery lol
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JesusGoneRogue


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i'm sure they'd shit bricks.
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Admon420
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Well I guess its time for the poster of this topic to elaborate on my misfortune. It was March 14 (ironically the date I report next month), and I was getting off work at 3 o' clock at night, and I was talking to this girl over the phone as I was rolling up a blunt, and I jokingly told her "Hold on, I'll call you back after I talk to this officer." I left at around 4, don't know why I stayed in the parking lot that long, and headed home with my freshly installed high beams because I own an older vehicle with yellow lenses and, while still on the phone with her, told her "I'll call you back, this cop just turned around." Except it was for real, he turned around cuz I "brighted" him. I was arrested at 4:20, what a bitch lol, but I guess it wasn't too bad, unfortunately I live in the bible belt, fortunately I know how to talk to those people, he said he could give me a DUI but didn't prolly cuz I told him I got ripped off by black people (him and I both white), and I had military ASVAB training materials in my truck, another good ol bible belt favorite, killing insurgents lol, but enough rambling, in 4 months will be the greatest time of my life; I turn 21, I get off probation, I'll be going to college finally, and since I on deferred adjudication, I will still be eligible for a concealed handgun license, but most of all, I will be thrown back into people of "disreputable" character, IE droogs ahoy!
I miss droogs
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Re: D**m convenience stores [Re: Admon420]
#14024450 - 02/25/11 08:56 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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People won't hire you just because of one stupid charge? I have a charge too (contempt of court for violating an order of protection), so this information dismays me.
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Quote:
JesusGoneRogue said:
at D**m
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