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InvisibleJesusGoneRogue
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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: Uzziel]
    #13986037 - 02/18/11 06:15 PM (13 years, 15 days ago)

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Uzziel said:
Dude..... you're very dense

lol

no girl texts you

"hahaha
i want to cuddle
cuddle and neck rub and hug. ..touching.."

and not want sex. that is like... saying "I want you to touch me, rub all over me, and I want you to fuck the shit out of me"



what he said. you needa get your antennaes checked cuz you aint recievin any signals

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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #13986053 - 02/18/11 06:18 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

she didn't randomly text me that.

We've been talking online, and the conversation led to that.


If she texted me that just now randomly, I'd be over there right now DS'ing HSB, not posting about it.


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: x Ju x]
    #13986387 - 02/18/11 07:31 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

The lastest messages


" A: come over im bored

Ju: i cant drive

A: mmmmmmmmmmm.. thats an angry noise

Ju: why angry?

A: im bored and i need your hands to fix my neck."


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: x Ju x]
    #13986393 - 02/18/11 07:33 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

If you have a bike......this is the time to use it brah :psycrankey:

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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: Uzziel]
    #13986401 - 02/18/11 07:34 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

Uzziel said:
If you have a bike......this is the time to use it brah :psycrankey:



:yesnod: just in case you didnt notice, she wants your dick brah.

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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #13986402 - 02/18/11 07:35 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Oh I've noticed, and I have an excellent bike. and a car.


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: x Ju x]
    #13986421 - 02/18/11 07:38 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Wait.....then what the fuck

get the fuck outta here. the shroomery is nowhere near as interesting as a nekkid girl :psycrankey:

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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: Uzziel]
    #13986434 - 02/18/11 07:41 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

yea, why are you on the shroomery and not putting on your shoes?


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #13986441 - 02/18/11 07:43 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

x for a reason brah.. good or not.. still an ex.


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: Uzziel]
    #13986449 - 02/18/11 07:44 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

I'm not that easy, my friends.

If it were some random girl, I would already be over there. It's a delicate situation, that must be approached with the up most caution.

I'm acting nonchalant and hoping to sneak in there like a fucking ninja.  :ninjalike:



In all seriousness, though, she's a cool girl, and I would truthfully be happy just being friends and hanging with her again :shrug:


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: Uzziel]
    #13986463 - 02/18/11 07:50 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Dude, it really is that fucking easy. I mean really, it doesn't get easier then a girl telling you she is bored and to come over and fool around. I mean really, what does she have to do for you, spell it out?

Stop avoiding it and do what must be done arggg :psycrankey:

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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: Uzziel]
    #13986479 - 02/18/11 07:55 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

I love how people are angry at another dude for not fucking some chick. As if they can somehow smuggle their penis into his body and use it to fuck her.


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: Uzziel]
    #13986482 - 02/18/11 07:55 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

I actually have her begging me to come over.

It's actually hilarious, but I have work tomorrow morning so I can't be up all night :shrug:


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: x Ju x]
    #13986487 - 02/18/11 07:56 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

now we need pics. cuz if she's ugly, your bragging rights are null and void!:kingcrankey:

Edited by JesusGoneRogue (02/18/11 07:57 PM)

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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #13986495 - 02/18/11 07:58 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

One thing I won't do is post pics of her.

I couldn't do that to her. We've been friends since forever.


But I find her very attractive, if that helps at all :shrug: Maybe tomorrow I'll find a pic of her body or something and blur out her face, but that's the most I'll do.


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: x Ju x]
    #13986501 - 02/18/11 08:00 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

well what you think is attractive, could be totally different from what i find attractive.

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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #13986506 - 02/18/11 08:01 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

True, but I'm still not posting pictures.

Maybe a blurred out one of her body if I can find one, but it won't be naked.


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: x Ju x]
    #13986531 - 02/18/11 08:05 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

im not askin for nudes brah.

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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #13986590 - 02/18/11 08:15 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

I don't know.

The best I could do right now is a face shot, with the eyes covered, but her eyes are gorgeous so that ruins it. Can't really find any body pics.


anyway, does it really matter if you think she's hot? Imagine an ex you thought was hot and what would you do? :lol:


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: x Ju x]
    #13986598 - 02/18/11 08:16 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

you have a point. only this is the internet. so your point is invalid.

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