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Offlinex Ju x
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My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me (Updated, yet again)
    #13985791 - 02/18/11 05:25 PM (13 years, 15 days ago)

Talking to her now, and the last message she sent was

"hahaha
i want to cuddle
cuddle and neck rub and hug. ..touching.."'


:awewtf:   

She's single to, and we left on excellent terms, and are still very good friends. We saw each other last week for the first time in a loooong time and danced a few songs and we've been talking since.


WWSD?

(What Would Shroomerites Do?)




Edit: ...And let the DSHSB comments fly


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Offlinerealfuzzhead
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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: x Ju x]
    #13985797 - 02/18/11 05:25 PM (13 years, 15 days ago)

DSHSH.. (:facepalm:)


obviously..:strokebeard:

or dress in fury animal costumed with holes for the penis/vagina/titties/butthole

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InvisibleSamuel L Jackson
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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #13985799 - 02/18/11 05:26 PM (13 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

realfuzzhead said:
dsmsh




dry smash my shit hole? :awewtf:

edit: you changed your post.

Quote:

realfuzzhead said:
DSHMH




...?


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Invisiblelittleton
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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #13985810 - 02/18/11 05:29 PM (13 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

SamuelLJackson said:
Quote:

realfuzzhead said:
dsmsh




dry smash my shit hole? :awewtf:

edit: you changed your post.

Quote:

realfuzzhead said:
DSHMH




...?



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Offlinerealfuzzhead
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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #13985813 - 02/18/11 05:29 PM (13 years, 15 days ago)

drilling horny horses might hurt

DSHMH


and yes i edited my post lol its called a typo:smilingpuppy:

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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #13985821 - 02/18/11 05:31 PM (13 years, 15 days ago)

Just think about the storage space you could get out of a suit made from her skin.

NEW WALLET
NEW SHOES
NEW HAT


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InvisibleSamuel L Jackson
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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #13985836 - 02/18/11 05:33 PM (13 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

realfuzzhead said:and yes i edited my post lol its called a typo:smilingpuppy:




yea but you never fixed your typo. :tongue:


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: Rocker232]
    #13985839 - 02/18/11 05:34 PM (13 years, 15 days ago)

ravage her shit box :wizard:


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: mirage]
    #13985841 - 02/18/11 05:34 PM (13 years, 15 days ago)

yeahit says DSHSH

dry smash her shit hole..

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InvisibleRobo
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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: x Ju x] * 3
    #13985845 - 02/18/11 05:35 PM (13 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

The Shroomery said:

DSHSB





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OfflineUzziel
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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: Robo]
    #13985847 - 02/18/11 05:35 PM (13 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

Ombient said:
Quote:

The Shroomery said:

DSHSB









QFTMFT

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InvisibleSamuel L Jackson
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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #13985855 - 02/18/11 05:36 PM (13 years, 15 days ago)



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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #13985862 - 02/18/11 05:38 PM (13 years, 15 days ago)

:facepalm:2

man i swear i use to use DSHSB and then i saw DSHSH and got all confused

thanks for the clarification ..

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OfflineBig Worm
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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #13985913 - 02/18/11 05:50 PM (13 years, 15 days ago)

Do it up, you're single, she's single.  You happened to see her the other weekend.  It's meant to happen.  Smash it up brotha man :thumbup:


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Invisiblelittleton
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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: Big Worm]
    #13985931 - 02/18/11 05:53 PM (13 years, 15 days ago)

all these abbreviation so cofusing

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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #13985933 - 02/18/11 05:54 PM (13 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

realfuzzhead said:
DSHSH.. (:facepalm:)


obviously..:strokebeard:

or dress in fury animal costumed with holes for the penis/vagina/titties/butthole



Quote:

realfuzzhead said:

furries!!!! :ilold:

also. DSHNC ( dry smash her nasal cavity)

Edited by JesusGoneRogue (02/18/11 05:54 PM)

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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #13985945 - 02/18/11 05:56 PM (13 years, 15 days ago)

Hit that shit!

You still think she's cute?

Is it gonna make things awkward?
Do you care? (i.e. Are you going to have to see her afterward?)


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #13985967 - 02/18/11 06:00 PM (13 years, 15 days ago)

I think the shroomery has spoken.

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Offlinex Ju x
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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: 4runner]
    #13985987 - 02/18/11 06:04 PM (13 years, 15 days ago)

I don't even think she wants sex, or maybe she does. I'm not sure. I haven't seen her in so long it's hard for me to read her anymore. She's definitely changed.

to be honest, I've always thought of her as that one girlfriend when I was younger that I'd always hook up with later in life if we lived in the same city again, and I honestly wouldn't even mind just spooning or cuddling with her for a night just talking and catching up. She's really cool, and used to smoke herb when I first met her, but I'm not sure how she feels about it anymore.


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: x Ju x]
    #13986020 - 02/18/11 06:12 PM (13 years, 15 days ago)

Dude..... you're very dense

lol

no girl texts you

"hahaha
i want to cuddle
cuddle and neck rub and hug. ..touching.."

and not want sex. that is like... saying "I want you to touch me, rub all over me, and I want you to fuck the shit out of me"

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