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My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me (Updated, yet again)
    #13985791 - 02/18/11 05:25 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Talking to her now, and the last message she sent was

"hahaha
i want to cuddle
cuddle and neck rub and hug. ..touching.."'


:awewtf:   

She's single to, and we left on excellent terms, and are still very good friends. We saw each other last week for the first time in a loooong time and danced a few songs and we've been talking since.


WWSD?

(What Would Shroomerites Do?)




Edit: ...And let the DSHSB comments fly


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: x Ju x]
    #13985797 - 02/18/11 05:25 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

DSHSH.. (:facepalm:)


obviously..:strokebeard:

or dress in fury animal costumed with holes for the penis/vagina/titties/butthole


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #13985799 - 02/18/11 05:26 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

realfuzzhead said:
dsmsh




dry smash my shit hole? :awewtf:

edit: you changed your post.

Quote:

realfuzzhead said:
DSHMH




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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #13985810 - 02/18/11 05:29 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

SamuelLJackson said:
Quote:

realfuzzhead said:
dsmsh




dry smash my shit hole? :awewtf:

edit: you changed your post.

Quote:

realfuzzhead said:
DSHMH




...?




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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #13985813 - 02/18/11 05:29 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

drilling horny horses might hurt

DSHMH


and yes i edited my post lol its called a typo:smilingpuppy:


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #13985821 - 02/18/11 05:31 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Just think about the storage space you could get out of a suit made from her skin.

NEW WALLET
NEW SHOES
NEW HAT


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #13985836 - 02/18/11 05:33 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

realfuzzhead said:and yes i edited my post lol its called a typo:smilingpuppy:




yea but you never fixed your typo. :tongue:


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: Rocker232]
    #13985839 - 02/18/11 05:34 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

ravage her shit box :wizard:


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: mirage]
    #13985841 - 02/18/11 05:34 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

yeahit says DSHSH

dry smash her shit hole..


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: x Ju x] * 3
    #13985845 - 02/18/11 05:35 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

The Shroomery said:

DSHSB






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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: Robo]
    #13985847 - 02/18/11 05:35 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Ombient said:
Quote:

The Shroomery said:

DSHSB









QFTMFT


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #13985855 - 02/18/11 05:36 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #13985862 - 02/18/11 05:38 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:facepalm:2

man i swear i use to use DSHSB and then i saw DSHSH and got all confused

thanks for the clarification ..


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #13985913 - 02/18/11 05:50 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Do it up, you're single, she's single.  You happened to see her the other weekend.  It's meant to happen.  Smash it up brotha man :thumbup:


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: Big Worm]
    #13985931 - 02/18/11 05:53 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

all these abbreviation so cofusing


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #13985933 - 02/18/11 05:54 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

realfuzzhead said:
DSHSH.. (:facepalm:)


obviously..:strokebeard:

or dress in fury animal costumed with holes for the penis/vagina/titties/butthole



Quote:

realfuzzhead said:

furries!!!! :ilold:

also. DSHNC ( dry smash her nasal cavity)


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #13985945 - 02/18/11 05:56 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Hit that shit!

You still think she's cute?

Is it gonna make things awkward?
Do you care? (i.e. Are you going to have to see her afterward?)


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #13985967 - 02/18/11 06:00 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I think the shroomery has spoken.


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: 4runner]
    #13985987 - 02/18/11 06:04 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I don't even think she wants sex, or maybe she does. I'm not sure. I haven't seen her in so long it's hard for me to read her anymore. She's definitely changed.

to be honest, I've always thought of her as that one girlfriend when I was younger that I'd always hook up with later in life if we lived in the same city again, and I honestly wouldn't even mind just spooning or cuddling with her for a night just talking and catching up. She's really cool, and used to smoke herb when I first met her, but I'm not sure how she feels about it anymore.


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: x Ju x]
    #13986020 - 02/18/11 06:12 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Dude..... you're very dense

lol

no girl texts you

"hahaha
i want to cuddle
cuddle and neck rub and hug. ..touching.."

and not want sex. that is like... saying "I want you to touch me, rub all over me, and I want you to fuck the shit out of me"


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: Uzziel]
    #13986037 - 02/18/11 06:15 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Uzziel said:
Dude..... you're very dense

lol

no girl texts you

"hahaha
i want to cuddle
cuddle and neck rub and hug. ..touching.."

and not want sex. that is like... saying "I want you to touch me, rub all over me, and I want you to fuck the shit out of me"



what he said. you needa get your antennaes checked cuz you aint recievin any signals


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #13986053 - 02/18/11 06:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

she didn't randomly text me that.

We've been talking online, and the conversation led to that.


If she texted me that just now randomly, I'd be over there right now DS'ing HSB, not posting about it.


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: x Ju x]
    #13986387 - 02/18/11 07:31 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

The lastest messages


" A: come over im bored

Ju: i cant drive

A: mmmmmmmmmmm.. thats an angry noise

Ju: why angry?

A: im bored and i need your hands to fix my neck."


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: x Ju x]
    #13986393 - 02/18/11 07:33 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

If you have a bike......this is the time to use it brah :psycrankey:


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: Uzziel]
    #13986401 - 02/18/11 07:34 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Uzziel said:
If you have a bike......this is the time to use it brah :psycrankey:



:yesnod: just in case you didnt notice, she wants your dick brah.


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #13986402 - 02/18/11 07:35 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Oh I've noticed, and I have an excellent bike. and a car.


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: x Ju x]
    #13986421 - 02/18/11 07:38 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Wait.....then what the fuck

get the fuck outta here. the shroomery is nowhere near as interesting as a nekkid girl :psycrankey:


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: Uzziel]
    #13986434 - 02/18/11 07:41 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

yea, why are you on the shroomery and not putting on your shoes?


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #13986441 - 02/18/11 07:43 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

x for a reason brah.. good or not.. still an ex.


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: Uzziel]
    #13986449 - 02/18/11 07:44 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I'm not that easy, my friends.

If it were some random girl, I would already be over there. It's a delicate situation, that must be approached with the up most caution.

I'm acting nonchalant and hoping to sneak in there like a fucking ninja.  :ninjalike:



In all seriousness, though, she's a cool girl, and I would truthfully be happy just being friends and hanging with her again :shrug:


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: Uzziel]
    #13986463 - 02/18/11 07:50 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Dude, it really is that fucking easy. I mean really, it doesn't get easier then a girl telling you she is bored and to come over and fool around. I mean really, what does she have to do for you, spell it out?

Stop avoiding it and do what must be done arggg :psycrankey:


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: Uzziel]
    #13986479 - 02/18/11 07:55 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I love how people are angry at another dude for not fucking some chick. As if they can somehow smuggle their penis into his body and use it to fuck her.


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: Uzziel]
    #13986482 - 02/18/11 07:55 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I actually have her begging me to come over.

It's actually hilarious, but I have work tomorrow morning so I can't be up all night :shrug:


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: x Ju x]
    #13986487 - 02/18/11 07:56 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

now we need pics. cuz if she's ugly, your bragging rights are null and void!:kingcrankey:


Edited by JesusGoneRogue (02/18/11 07:57 PM)


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #13986495 - 02/18/11 07:58 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

One thing I won't do is post pics of her.

I couldn't do that to her. We've been friends since forever.


But I find her very attractive, if that helps at all :shrug: Maybe tomorrow I'll find a pic of her body or something and blur out her face, but that's the most I'll do.


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: x Ju x]
    #13986501 - 02/18/11 08:00 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

well what you think is attractive, could be totally different from what i find attractive.


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #13986506 - 02/18/11 08:01 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

True, but I'm still not posting pictures.

Maybe a blurred out one of her body if I can find one, but it won't be naked.


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: x Ju x]
    #13986531 - 02/18/11 08:05 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

im not askin for nudes brah.


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #13986590 - 02/18/11 08:15 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I don't know.

The best I could do right now is a face shot, with the eyes covered, but her eyes are gorgeous so that ruins it. Can't really find any body pics.


anyway, does it really matter if you think she's hot? Imagine an ex you thought was hot and what would you do? :lol:


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: x Ju x]
    #13986598 - 02/18/11 08:16 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

you have a point. only this is the internet. so your point is invalid.


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #13986610 - 02/18/11 08:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Your hair is a bird, so your argument is invalid, sir.


To update: She's gone to bed, but she begged and kind of got mad at me for not coming over. I'll probably ask her over in the near future.


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: x Ju x]
    #13986619 - 02/18/11 08:20 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:highfive: thats exactly what i was thinking of when i was typing that.


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: x Ju x]
    #13986622 - 02/18/11 08:20 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #13986876 - 02/18/11 08:58 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Dude, get on it. I've got an ex doing the same shit to me lately, but she lives a couple hundred miles away. Def gonna head down there on one of my next weekends. Have to work in the morning?!?! Boo fuckin hoo. Go smash that.

And we need pics of her so we can tell if she's hot or not. Of course there will always be some faggot that says she's not, but at least we can get a concensus. and maybe a little:whacker:


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: Kickle]
    #13986906 - 02/18/11 09:01 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Kickle said:
I love how people are angry at another dude for not fucking some chick. As if they can somehow smuggle their penis into his body and use it to fuck her.




They are all living vicariously through him :lol:


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: Ballerium]
    #13986955 - 02/18/11 09:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Kickle said:
I love how people are angry at another dude for not fucking some chick. As if they can somehow smuggle their penis into his body and use it to fuck her. But since he won't go it's just sitting there neglected :crankey:



Quote:

Ballerium said:
Quote:

Kickle said:
I love how people are angry at another dude for not fucking some chick. As if they can somehow smuggle their penis into his body and use it to fuck her.




They are all living vicariously through him :lol:




Nah.. I just like to use the cranky grem...





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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: Uzziel]
    #13986964 - 02/18/11 09:09 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Hey when I'm not getting any, I at least want to hear about my shroomery brethren getting up on some.:shrug:


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: nicechrisman]
    #13986986 - 02/18/11 09:11 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

from behind i look like a girl. your argument is invalid.

also, you're probably gay:shrug:


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #13986990 - 02/18/11 09:12 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

JesusGoneRogue said:
from behind i look like a girl. your argument is invalid.

also, you're probably gay:shrug:



:confused:


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: nicechrisman]
    #13986999 - 02/18/11 09:14 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

that wasnt directed towards you homie. keep on keepin on.:discorex:


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #13987292 - 02/18/11 10:01 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i am so god damn confused right now


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #13987302 - 02/18/11 10:03 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

whats confusin ya man?


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #13987325 - 02/18/11 10:05 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

me not reading enough posts, and the beers and personal blunt i be tokin..


its only half a blunt, but its still personal.


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #13987370 - 02/18/11 10:12 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

yeah that'll do it.


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #13997343 - 02/20/11 07:07 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

UPDATE:  going over to her house tomorrow :quagmire:


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: x Ju x]
    #13997379 - 02/20/11 07:14 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

thread fails to deliver.
:picdidnthappen:


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: Anthony917]
    #13997441 - 02/20/11 07:28 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I shall try to get pics tomorrow if anything happens, But it will be a challenge.


And even if I do, it'll just be a picture of her with clothes on or something just to show I was there. No nudes, unless something magical happens.


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: x Ju x]
    #13997462 - 02/20/11 07:32 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

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I shall try to get pics tomorrow if anything happens, But it will be a challenge.


And even if I do, it'll just be a picture of her with clothes on or something just to show I was there. No nudes, unless something magical happens.




dude no one has suggested posting nudes we just wanna see what you're workin with here


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me (posting an ongoing chat, If that helps) [Re: x Ju x]
    #13997482 - 02/20/11 07:39 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

an all night romp is in order


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me (posting an ongoing chat, If that helps) [Re: m00nshine]
    #13997586 - 02/20/11 07:58 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Part of tonights chat.

" A: lol
ah
my heart is beating irregularly

Ju: palpitations? or my charming self?

A: hahaha its you :wink:
its skipping beats and speeding up and slowing down

Ju: hahah
you think I'm charming

A: you make my heart flutter :smile:

Ju: well thats flattering

A :lets hope it goes back to normal so i dont die

Ju: hopefully
I'd have to call an ambulance and run over to do cpr

A: run over lol
how close do you live to me

Ju: lol
dont't tell me to come over now, we've decided on tomorrow.
hahah

A: what if i didd."

Tomorrow shall be intersting. I'll post a picture in a couple minutes. But the eyes shall be boxed out.


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me (posting an ongoing chat, If that helps) [Re: x Ju x]
    #13997592 - 02/20/11 08:00 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

dude, go over there now and hit it. She wants it.

wait too long and she'll find someone else to satisfy her needs.


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me (posting an ongoing chat, If that helps) [Re: nicechrisman]
    #13997612 - 02/20/11 08:05 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

we're hanging tomorrow.

No worries.


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me (posting an ongoing chat, If that helps) [Re: m00nshine]
    #13997890 - 02/20/11 08:41 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

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an all night romp is in order


:bigyesnod:
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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me (posting an ongoing chat, If that helps) [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14006139 - 02/22/11 07:14 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

went over to her house last night.

Watched a movie and talked for like 3 hours while we slowly got closer and to the point of just cuddling. After an hour of that, a heavy makeout session ensued for a good 3 hours until 4:30 am. Touching, rubbing, etc was highly involved. I had stuff to do early this morning, so we didn't bother starting anything heavy, but we we're both so horny by the end that she was literally begging me to stay because she wanted me to make it better.

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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me (posting an ongoing chat, If that helps) [Re: x Ju x]
    #14006311 - 02/22/11 08:37 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:borat:
GREAT SUCCESS


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me (posting an ongoing chat, If that helps) [Re: biff]
    #14006584 - 02/22/11 10:03 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I am extremely disappoint. You should have hit it. If she wants it that bad and you don't take care of her, someone will. Now go take care of that girl.


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me (posting an ongoing chat, If that helps) [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14006588 - 02/22/11 10:05 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Oh please, he has it in the bag.

They def gon fuck tonight :smilingpuppy:


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me (posting an ongoing chat, If that helps) [Re: m00nshine]
    #14027361 - 02/25/11 08:13 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

The sex will be happen soon.

I've recieved a handjob, had her topless in bed, and we're pretty much setting a date right now to have sex in the next few days. 7 years ago, I never thought I'd end up doing this with her again.


Talk about mixed emotions :awewtf:


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me (posting an ongoing chat, If that helps) [Re: x Ju x]
    #14027375 - 02/25/11 08:17 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

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The sex will be happen soon.

I've recieved a handjob, had her topless in bed, and we're pretty much setting a date right now to have sex in the next few days. 7 years ago, I never thought I'd end up doing this with her again.


Talk about mixed emotions :awewtf:




kinda weird sharing THIS much info with shroomery...we don't ACTUALLY care...but :thumbup: anyway


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me (posting an ongoing chat, If that helps) [Re: x Ju x]
    #14027376 - 02/25/11 08:17 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Son, I am disappoint....


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me (posting an ongoing chat, If that helps) [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14027393 - 02/25/11 08:21 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Well, call me old fashioned or whatever you must, but I don't just "fuck" people I really care about :shrug:


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me (posting an ongoing chat, If that helps) [Re: x Ju x]
    #14027399 - 02/25/11 08:22 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

setting a date to have sex? LOL


ur kinda missing what DSHSB is all about


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me (posting an ongoing chat, If that helps) [Re: Envix]
    #14027437 - 02/25/11 08:28 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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setting a date to have sex? LOL


ur kinda missing what DSHSB is all about



didn't you know? you can't use that term anymore! What are you trying to do, get this thread locked?

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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me (posting an ongoing chat, If that helps) [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14027482 - 02/25/11 08:36 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Well, not technically "setting a date."

that was bad wording. We're both trying to find a day were not working so hang out. But we both know we're going to end up having sex, so...yeah


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: x Ju x]
    #14027639 - 02/25/11 09:10 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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I actually have her begging me to come over.

It's actually hilarious, but I have work tomorrow morning so I can't be up all night :shrug:


 

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Jerry: It means he's lying.





Elaine: Wow...

Jerry: Why? Is that what he told you?

Elaine: Yeah, last night. Oh, come on... Men *have* to get up early some

time...

Jerry: No. Never.

Elaine: Jerry! I'm *sure* I've seen men on the street early in the morning.

Jerry: Well, sometimes we do actually have to get up early, but a man will

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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: baraka]
    #14041822 - 02/28/11 12:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

The deed is done.

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    #14041885 - 02/28/11 01:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

do you want a medal or something?


you didnt even post pictures of her, therefore your thread fails :frankly:


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    #14041906 - 02/28/11 01:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

details neow :kingcrankey:

was it good? :derfase:


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    #14041915 - 02/28/11 01:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Play by play


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: m00nshine]
    #14042046 - 02/28/11 01:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Some asked for a picture/ update. This is the best I can do picture wise, and it's a shame, because her eyes are fucking gorgeous. They're really big, and extremely blue.



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was it good? :derfase:



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Play by play




Yes. Went to watch a Bruce Springsteen cover band because one of my good friends knew the bassist. I know nothing of his work, except a few pieces, but It was actually an awesome show. Anyways, met up after, played pool, back to her house. The end.


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: x Ju x]
    #14042061 - 02/28/11 01:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

ya i would slam that

but tell me about that kama sutra shit you kids are into :naughty:


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    #14042068 - 02/28/11 01:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

that's not the play by play I was looking for.


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14042082 - 02/28/11 01:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

It will have to suffice, good sir.


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    #14042153 - 02/28/11 01:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: My ex from 7 years ago definitely wants me [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14042161 - 02/28/11 01:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:feelsdisappointingman:


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    #14042170 - 02/28/11 01:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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It will have to suffice, good sir.




I'm going back to otd :bored:


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    #14042181 - 02/28/11 01:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Quote:

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It will have to suffice, good sir.




I'm going back to otd :bored:




haha, well what else is there to say?


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