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Happy2fly
The Champ!




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Re: Bros before hoes [Re: F0SS1L]
#13985027 - 02/18/11 02:23 PM (13 years, 15 days ago) |
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It wouldn't be so bad if he just invited her to come along on the trip that you had already planned, but to "lay down the law", and completely change the plans that you had with your friend is totally unacceptable. I would decline his invitation and tell him to call you when/if he releases himself from his ball and chain/succubus!
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Apostle
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Registered: 12/12/09
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Quote:
ellenallien said: BroZ be4 HoeZ is a myth!
it is Ovaries before BroVeriZ !!!
When ur horny n in love, maybe.
After enough real life the novelty wears off n u realize ur friends are funner and dont judge you
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TheHandOfDoom
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Re: Bros before hoes [Re: P-O]
#13985103 - 02/18/11 02:35 PM (13 years, 15 days ago) |
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IS your friend by any chance a little bitch? Cuz thats what it sounds like to me. Give him a call and tell him to think with his head not his dick. BROS BEFORE HOES for sure. Good Friends are worth way more then any bitch.
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Enlightenedwon
Game Over


Registered: 11/26/09
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Loc: New York
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Re: Bros before hoes [Re: P-O]
#13985142 - 02/18/11 02:43 PM (13 years, 15 days ago) |
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I know some people like that everything else stops (including their loyalty, dignity, etc) for pussy, because they never get any or they're fiends, and they expect you to empathize or something
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TheHandOfDoom
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Enlightenedwon said: I know some people like that everything else stops (including their loyalty, dignity, etc) for pussy, because they never get any or they're fiends, and they expect you to empathize or something
Quoted for truth
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Anneji
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Registered: 04/03/10
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That's pretty fucked up. When my friends get girlfriends, I usually just kind of wait it out. Most relationships fail miserably pretty fast.
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JesusGoneRogue


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Re: Bros before hoes [Re: P-O]
#13985254 - 02/18/11 03:08 PM (13 years, 15 days ago) |
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PostiveOutlook said: maybe i could sleep with his gf. Then this would force the breakup . And in turn would rescue my friend from this succubus
(this is the kind of plan that gets me into trouble )
i think thats the best plan. only girl that you should ever be pussy whipped by is mary jane.
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The_Ghost
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Quote:
JesusGoneRogue said:
Quote:
PostiveOutlook said: maybe i could sleep with his gf. Then this would force the breakup . And in turn would rescue my friend from this succubus
(this is the kind of plan that gets me into trouble )
i think thats the best plan. only girl that you should ever be pussy whipped by is mary jane.
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JesusGoneRogue


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Re: Bros before hoes [Re: The_Ghost]
#13985278 - 02/18/11 03:13 PM (13 years, 15 days ago) |
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Girlfriend wants to fuck.
ditch her to go smoke
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LobsterSauce


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Re: Bros before hoes [Re: The_Ghost]
#13985342 - 02/18/11 03:28 PM (13 years, 15 days ago) |
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Senor_Doobie
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Re: Bros before hoes [Re: P-O]
#13985500 - 02/18/11 04:06 PM (13 years, 14 days ago) |
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Tell him that you have consulted the oracle and the oracle has ruled in your favor.
If he wishes to appease the Holy Fungus he will have to sacrifice one testicle. Otherwise his wench will be cursed with a permanent yeast infection for the remainder of their relationship.
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ifoundwaldo


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Bodhi of Ankou
*alternate opinion blocks path*



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Fuck that bitch and his GF, narcissistic hoe ruining a plan long in the making just so he can prove to her how much hes willing to do for her when she doesnt even know how to snowboard nevermind go down a mountain on one. I would tell him to go fuck himself for pulling such a dick move and thinking its cool cause he gave you notice.
Edited by Bodhi of Ankou (02/18/11 04:30 PM)
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JesusGoneRogue


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Maharishi_2_U
Opt Out Super Fag


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i tell ya what, i had a similar situation in 06, kinda reversed. my buddy (female) and i were going to AmDam, she met some grl on the netz and this crazy bitch came along, ruined the trip of a lifetime. don't go. BC
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