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why would anyone not fuck kelly ripa?
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Re: Would you fuck Kelly Ripa? [Re: wow]
#13981256 - 02/17/11 08:54 PM (13 years, 16 days ago) |
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with out knowing who that is or reading anything in this thread, yes.
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Re: Would you fuck Kelly Ripa? [Re: Salomon]
#13981309 - 02/17/11 09:01 PM (13 years, 16 days ago) |
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She has popped out 5 through the canal. It will be like putting your dick through a horse collar. Like sticking it in a warm barrel of oil. Nyet, I'll pass on that skanky personality as well.
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Re: Would you fuck Kelly Ripa? [Re: 57-71]
#13981320 - 02/17/11 09:03 PM (13 years, 16 days ago) |
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yeah but I could fit my head in that much easier
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Re: Would you fuck Kelly Ripa? [Re: pfxtc]
#13981402 - 02/17/11 09:20 PM (13 years, 16 days ago) |
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imagine kelly ripa being fucked by a stallion unicorn illiminstic--reptilian-machine elf.
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Re: Would you fuck Kelly Ripa? [Re: thoughts]
#13981436 - 02/17/11 09:26 PM (13 years, 16 days ago) |
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No. She looks like I could cut my face on her jaw.
Or my dick.
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pfxtc said: I had to look up who she was.
Why would anyone say no?
She's skinny and has a vagina.
The only 2 qualities I look for in a woman.
*hands you a midget*
I'd totally fuck this midget

who dat?
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Re: Would you fuck Kelly Ripa? [Re: millzy]
#13981445 - 02/17/11 09:27 PM (13 years, 16 days ago) |
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I dunno, I googled hot midget and that's what came up.
I kinda wanna fuck a midget before I die.
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werd.
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I had the chance back in grade 10 but didn't go for it outta fear of what my friends woulda thought. Now that I think back its a total because who the fuck cares what they think. I coulda fucked a little person. IF ANYONE HAS THE CHANCE... DO IT. Do it for me.
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Re: Would you fuck Kelly Ripa? [Re: thoughts]
#13981535 - 02/17/11 09:43 PM (13 years, 16 days ago) |
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Have no idea who she is...
...and no.

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circularvortex said: I dunno, I googled hot midget and that's what came up.
I kinda wanna fuck a midget before I die.
LOL. Pretty sure I remember annunankian talking about that in a thread. Some kinda bucket list type concept.
and for the record, I would fuck that midget.
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Re: Would you fuck Kelly Ripa? [Re: pfxtc]
#13981904 - 02/17/11 10:44 PM (13 years, 16 days ago) |
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pfxtc said: I had to look up who she was.
Why would anyone say no?
She's skinny and has a vagina.
The only 2 qualities I look for in a woman.
I said no. I dont give how hot she is. I would have to be involved with her before id fuck her. Involved or in love.
plus I like thick women with big asses.
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Re: Would you fuck Kelly Ripa? [Re: thoughts]
#13981937 - 02/17/11 10:49 PM (13 years, 16 days ago) |
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ripa is latin for riverbank, or something
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Re: Would you fuck Kelly Ripa? [Re: DrMambo]
#13982004 - 02/17/11 10:57 PM (13 years, 16 days ago) |
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She is hot for being 40. The answer to your question would be yes. I would have vaginal and anal sex with kelly ripa, and that is only if my pe pe would fit into the above cavities.
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Re: Would you fuck Kelly Ripa? [Re: DrMambo]
#13982016 - 02/17/11 11:00 PM (13 years, 16 days ago) |
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I'd paint the insides of her filthy cunt with my lovejuice. Giddy up, partner!
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circularvortex said: I kinda wanna fuck a midget before I die.
you and me both
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Re: Would you fuck Kelly Ripa? [Re: DrMambo]
#13982052 - 02/17/11 11:06 PM (13 years, 16 days ago) |
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circularvortex said: I kinda wanna fuck a midget before I die.
you and me both
there was a kinda cute midget in my work the other day. Nicely dressed and all, but her purportions were a little off . I'm not sure if I would hit it or not.
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circularvortex said: I kinda wanna fuck a midget before I die.
you and me both
there was a kinda cute midget in my work the other day. Nicely dressed and all, but her purportions were a little off . I'm not sure if I would hit it or not.
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Re: Would you fuck Kelly Ripa? [Re: lysergicide]
#13982152 - 02/17/11 11:18 PM (13 years, 16 days ago) |
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Dude. Hell yes. Especially when she first got the Regis gig, she was hot as fuck.
Even if you don't think she's shit now, still, if she came up to you and said "fuck me", anyone who wouldn't do it is either into guys or....just into guys.
Come on. You'd hit that fo sho.


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