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Re: Would you fuck Kelly Ripa? [Re: foodsgoodtoo]
    #13981217 - 02/17/11 08:45 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

why would anyone not fuck kelly ripa?


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Re: Would you fuck Kelly Ripa? [Re: wow]
    #13981256 - 02/17/11 08:54 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

with out knowing who that is or reading anything in this thread, yes.


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Re: Would you fuck Kelly Ripa? [Re: Salomon]
    #13981309 - 02/17/11 09:01 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

She has popped out 5 through the canal.
It will be like putting your dick through a horse collar.
Like sticking it in a warm barrel of oil.
Nyet, I'll pass on that skanky personality as well.


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Re: Would you fuck Kelly Ripa? [Re: 57-71]
    #13981320 - 02/17/11 09:03 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

yeah but I could fit my head in that much easier


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: Would you fuck Kelly Ripa? [Re: pfxtc]
    #13981402 - 02/17/11 09:20 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

imagine kelly ripa being fucked by a stallion unicorn illiminstic--reptilian-machine elf.

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Re: Would you fuck Kelly Ripa? [Re: thoughts]
    #13981436 - 02/17/11 09:26 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

No. She looks like I could cut my face on her jaw.

Or my dick. :Trollface:


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Re: Would you fuck Kelly Ripa? [Re: circularvortex]
    #13981439 - 02/17/11 09:26 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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I had to look up who she was.

Why would anyone say no?

She's skinny and has a vagina.

The only 2 qualities I look for in a woman.



*hands you a midget*




I'd totally fuck this midget





who dat?


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Re: Would you fuck Kelly Ripa? [Re: millzy]
    #13981445 - 02/17/11 09:27 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I dunno, I googled hot midget and that's what came up.

I kinda wanna fuck a midget before I die.


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Re: Would you fuck Kelly Ripa? [Re: circularvortex]
    #13981481 - 02/17/11 09:32 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

werd.


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Re: Would you fuck Kelly Ripa? [Re: circularvortex]
    #13981534 - 02/17/11 09:43 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I had the chance back in grade 10 but didn't go for it outta fear of what my friends woulda thought. Now that I think back its a total :facepalm: because who the fuck cares what they think. I coulda fucked a little person. IF ANYONE HAS THE CHANCE... DO IT. Do it for me.

It must :feelsgoodman:


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Re: Would you fuck Kelly Ripa? [Re: thoughts]
    #13981535 - 02/17/11 09:43 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Have no idea who she is...



...and no.




:stoner:



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Re: Would you fuck Kelly Ripa? [Re: circularvortex]
    #13981798 - 02/17/11 10:25 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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I dunno, I googled hot midget and that's what came up.

I kinda wanna fuck a midget before I die.



LOL. Pretty sure I remember annunankian talking about that in a thread.  Some kinda bucket list type concept.

and for the record, I would fuck that midget.


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Re: Would you fuck Kelly Ripa? [Re: pfxtc]
    #13981904 - 02/17/11 10:44 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
I had to look up who she was.

Why would anyone say no?

She's skinny and has a vagina.

The only 2 qualities I look for in a woman.





I said no. I dont give how hot she is. I would have to be involved with her before id fuck her. Involved or in love.

plus I like thick women with big asses.


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Re: Would you fuck Kelly Ripa? [Re: thoughts]
    #13981937 - 02/17/11 10:49 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

ripa is latin for riverbank, or something


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Re: Would you fuck Kelly Ripa? [Re: DrMambo]
    #13982004 - 02/17/11 10:57 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

She is hot for being 40.  The answer to your question would be yes.  I would have vaginal and anal sex with kelly ripa, and that is only if my pe pe would fit into the above cavities.


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Re: Would you fuck Kelly Ripa? [Re: DrMambo]
    #13982016 - 02/17/11 11:00 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I'd paint the insides of her filthy cunt with my lovejuice. Giddy up, partner! :eatingout:


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Re: Would you fuck Kelly Ripa? [Re: circularvortex]
    #13982042 - 02/17/11 11:04 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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I kinda wanna fuck a midget before I die.




you and me both


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Re: Would you fuck Kelly Ripa? [Re: DrMambo]
    #13982052 - 02/17/11 11:06 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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I kinda wanna fuck a midget before I die.




you and me both



there was a kinda cute midget in my work the other day. Nicely dressed and all, but her purportions were a little off:feelsweirdman:. I'm not sure if I would hit it or not.


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Re: Would you fuck Kelly Ripa? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #13982089 - 02/17/11 11:09 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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nicechrisman said:
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DrMambo said:
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circularvortex said:
I kinda wanna fuck a midget before I die.




you and me both



there was a kinda cute midget in my work the other day. Nicely dressed and all, but her purportions were a little off:feelsweirdman:. I'm not sure if I would hit it or not.






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Re: Would you fuck Kelly Ripa? [Re: lysergicide]
    #13982152 - 02/17/11 11:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Dude. Hell yes. Especially when she first got the Regis gig, she was hot as fuck.

Even if you don't think she's shit now, still, if she came up to you and said "fuck me", anyone who wouldn't do it is either into guys or....just into guys.

Come on. You'd hit that fo sho.







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