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Re: Quick Intelligence Test 3 questions [Re: robbyberto] * 3
    #13977986 - 02/17/11 08:52 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

do you have a superiority complex op?
seem like it
you know tryin to point out flaws and all


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Re: Quick Intelligence Test 3 questions [Re: iluvfungi]
    #13978006 - 02/17/11 09:01 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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iluvfungi said:
You can't even answer 1 question, hahahaha 80 IQ huh? I challenge you to attempt to answer 1 question. Hint hint, #3 is way easier then 1 and 2 is almost impossible; but not for me.




Well maybe if you knew how to make an IQ test you'd have a higher one yourself. A random villager in a third world country would fail this test and could possibly have an IQ of >160.

Epic fail.


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Re: Quick Intelligence Test 3 questions [Re: iluvfungi]
    #13978055 - 02/17/11 09:19 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

lol @ how he just makes up the scores. 

OP, you do realize that IQ scores are not arbitrary right?  100 is defined to be the average.  You have to administer your test to a few thousand people, find the average score and then define that to be 100.


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Re: Quick Intelligence Test 3 questions [Re: DieCommie] * 3
    #13978118 - 02/17/11 09:47 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

What do ya'll expect? Thus guy is :nut: He thinks he's a damn prophet that can tell the future.


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Re: Quick Intelligence Test 3 questions [Re: iluvfungi]
    #13978142 - 02/17/11 09:55 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i'ono :dumbblonde:

hey is that u in the pic..? i like your :crazybeard:


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Re: Quick Intelligence Test 3 questions [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #13979564 - 02/17/11 03:54 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

lol when I first saw this I thought this was one of those corny "quick IQ tests" you see around as brain-teasers.  (Sorry, I'm a sucker for puzzles and shit)

For the record, I think I did pretty well even though the real answers were bullshit. :lol:

Especially number 3.


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Re: Quick Intelligence Test 3 questions [Re: CidneyIndole]
    #13979598 - 02/17/11 03:59 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

lol at OP's delusions of grandeur


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Re: Quick Intelligence Test 3 questions [Re: lasttime] * 1
    #13979680 - 02/17/11 04:10 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

fwiw this is OP



please go get help man...being serious here


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Re: Quick Intelligence Test 3 questions [Re: lasttime]
    #13979996 - 02/17/11 05:07 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Lol at CidneyI and Newbie, they actually took this bullshit seriously...:lol:

You guys know that IQ is a pretty shitty indication of intelligence, right? And where does this Einstein 160 come from? Citation or gtfo.


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Re: Quick Intelligence Test 3 questions [Re: lasttime]
    #13980004 - 02/17/11 05:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Question #3 answer would be ordinary citizens because military are ordinary citizens, military is just their occupation.


Edited by giza (02/17/11 05:09 PM)


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Re: Quick Intelligence Test 3 questions [Re: gerryjarcia]
    #13980046 - 02/17/11 05:16 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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iluvfungi said:Thank you. That must be me then. My imagination is that I'm the God Hephaestus (for real, communicate to Zeus, Hena), The Christian God, The Muslium God, Buhdda, The Thaosist God, The Aliens who actually created our civilization (the white ones) and the other ones look like ET sorta, more like this one from Star Wars. But we must get to space soon or else this one hostile alien will destroy us.

I imagine talking directly to presidential leaders, hypothetical scenarios in my head (like a lucid dream) completely real. Everything I think, I see in my head I believe in 100% real and it is real. Whatever I believe, whatever I want to believe is real now.
Yah but I don't make everything happen at once because I like a challenge, the ultimate challenge. The ultimate game I'm playing with the entire World right now.

My law of attraction is so powerful I know for 100% I have been manipulating the entire world for a long, long time. Once I took LSD and smoked a shitload of weed at 16 and I saw the Matrix (hey before the movie came out ok). I saw my brain have a massive connection to all other peoples brains in the room. I can see that now. I see the everyone's mind in space here on Earth, and I literally can go knock on someones mind and make them think whatever I want them to think. I can create the future, I can manipulate computers.


Right now I lucid dream of traveling to distant galaxies, going into a star and withdrawing all the energy of the star to feed my energy as a God. I have the power to send this energy to the people and to our star. Recently I've been doing this ALOT. I looked on the news and a bunch of Solar Flares are coming towards the Earth. They already are being sent.

I can easily continue this to prove that I have the ability to manipulate our sun and other suns, with the power of my mind.

Straight up. I'm not joking, this is real.




Dude...why the fuck are you so insane? First it was just funny..now it's just getting sad and irritating man..you cannot control the sun..you cannot control computers..this is all bullshit dude. You claim to be able to predict the future and swore what you claimed to happen in the middle east on that certain date would happen and nothing you said at all actually did happen.


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Re: Quick Intelligence Test 3 questions [Re: 13.step]
    #13980063 - 02/17/11 05:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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13.step said:
And where does this Einstein 160 come from? Citation or gtfo.




sorry, i dont have the official documentation of einsteins iq test (if he ever even took one, which i wouldnt doubt)

160 is probably just some estimate somebody came up with, and just happens to be the one posted for him pretty much everywhere ive seen

heres an example, and another

chill out bro


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Re: Quick Intelligence Test 3 questions [Re: iluvfungi]
    #13980147 - 02/17/11 05:33 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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iluvfungi said:
Quote:

CidneyIndole said:
I agree that this is not a proper test of intelligence, but my ego aint scurrred of the inaccurate results either. haha


1- #1. In a World where no atomic bombs are available, how does one acquire one?

The above answer "imagination" sounds nice to me, but I would have said something more like "make one." Either that, or "fission."  Brilliant, I know.

#2. In the future the Kendal Equation is discovered, in what field of science does it represent?

This question fucks me right up. I might be tempted to say "mathematics" as kind of an obvious answer. On the other hand, there is something rotten about this question. Does this equation already exist, making this a trick question?

#3. What is more effective in creating World Peace; military or just ordinary citizens?

This question seems wrong from the start. First it would seem that NEITHER is effective, otherwise we would already have it, considering the world already has both, yet we have not created world peace.





The answers are

#1. In a World where no atomic bombs are available, how does one acquire one?

You buy one, they were already created (haha trick question).

#2. In the future the Kendal Equation is discovered, in what field of science does it represent?

one already exists, but the future one I will be creating soon is a new field called
particle mechanics.

#3. What is more effective in creating World Peace; military or just ordinary citizens?

Well it seems like it is people, as I wanted World Peace, but I really was rooting for Peace in the Middle East. I don't want the Israel's to have to deal with suicide bombings anymore and the land of God is holy, honestly you shouldn't even build on it. Just appreciate it for what it is please and stop the violence. I can't take it anymore.




Sorry to burst your bubble, I know how fun delusions can be.
But.. If you were "God" you would be eternal/always in existence
So when were you born?
What was jesus like as a person?
How much did you weigh when you were Buddha?
What was it like living in ancient times?
Is that a picture of you in avatar?
(No offense, but you really don't match up with the looks of a God)

Oh and what about feb 4th? I doubt God would make a false prediction.


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Re: Quick Intelligence Test 3 questions [Re: Natorade]
    #13980153 - 02/17/11 05:33 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

You don't tell me to chill !!!:crankey:

Only I tell myself to chill and then blatantly disregard it!
(It was just a joke if you didn't get it by now, like tits or gtfo, see?)

Dude, IDK, IQ seems to be a limited measure, sure it correlates with the real intelligence (if you define it as brain-power), they don't test for creativity which IMO is the thing that separates genius from a smart guy and don't test for emotional intelligence which is a huge part of the human experience.

And to just asses someones IQ  without them actually completing a actual test is just bad science.

LOL, Warhol had an IQ of 86? :lol: I seriously doubt that, I think they where just biased against timid homosexuals.


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Re: Quick Intelligence Test 3 questions [Re: 13.step]
    #13980237 - 02/17/11 05:49 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

something about the idea of Warhol having an 86 makes me happy for some reason. :lol:

but yeah, i really doubt it too. I dont know a whole lot about the man, but from the things I do know about him he seems incredibly bright.

also, lmao at the "estimated" IQs . How the fuck could anyone possibly know what Copernicus score was? :lol: thats just rediculous. they just guessed :facepalm:


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Re: Quick Intelligence Test 3 questions [Re: iluvfungi]
    #13980287 - 02/17/11 05:58 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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iluvfungi said:
The answers are

#1. In a World where no atomic bombs are available, how does one acquire one?

You buy one, they were already created (haha trick question).

#2. In the future the Kendal Equation is discovered, in what field of science does it represent?

one already exists, but the future one I will be creating soon is a new field called
particle mechanics.

#3. What is more effective in creating World Peace; military or just ordinary citizens?

Well it seems like it is people, as I wanted World Peace, but I really was rooting for Peace in the Middle East. I don't want the Israel's to have to deal with suicide bombings anymore and the land of God is holy, honestly you shouldn't even build on it. Just appreciate it for what it is please and stop the violence. I can't take it anymore.





LOLOLOLOLOL
:rofldrunk::rofldrunk::rofldrunk::rofldrunk::rofldrunk::rofldrunk::rofldrunk::rofldrunk::rofldrunk::rofldrunk::rofldrunk:


i'm not even gonna begin to try and refute any of this. i'm sure a simple quotation of it would suffice. :lol:


And, since you have all the answers to all of the questions, I'm assuming you have an IQ of 300, right?

:congrats:





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Re: Quick Intelligence Test 3 questions [Re: meatcakeman]
    #13980309 - 02/17/11 06:01 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

You see IQ is based on another people. IQ is relative to other people. There aren't enough people on the planet for someone to have an IQ higher than 195. I wonder why crazy folks have a tendency to be obsessed with IQ?


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Re: Quick Intelligence Test 3 questions [Re: robbyberto]
    #13980317 - 02/17/11 06:02 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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robbyberto said:
You see IQ is based on another people. IQ is relative to other people. There aren't enough people on the planet for someone to have an IQ higher than 195. I wonder why crazy folks have a tendency to be obsessed with IQ?




That isn't how statistics work...


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Re: Quick Intelligence Test 3 questions [Re: meatcakeman]
    #13980320 - 02/17/11 06:02 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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iluvfungi said:
The answers are

#1. In a World where no atomic bombs are available, how does one acquire one?

You buy one, they were already created (haha trick question).





Aw rats, you really tricked me bad! Shucks, I thought I had it right too!

Your "IQ" test is completely subjective. Fuck, sure seems like the crazies get the run of this place sometimes.


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Re: Quick Intelligence Test 3 questions [Re: robbyberto]
    #13980323 - 02/17/11 06:03 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

1.) split an atom
2.) qunatum physics
3.) ordinary citizens

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