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28064212
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1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm 2
#13975516 - 02/16/11 07:45 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I was watching 1000 ways to die and they had a case where a man died from too much Jenkem. 
No joke. They had doctors explaining Jenkem was a psychedelic high from your own feces. 
So fucking stupid.
They even had a "JENKOMOLOGIST" on. No joke.
What the hell?
How stupid are they?
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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: 28064212]
#13975522 - 02/16/11 07:45 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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very. very stupid.
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Eshu
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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: realfuzzhead]
#13975524 - 02/16/11 07:46 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I saw that one!
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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: Eshu]
#13975537 - 02/16/11 07:48 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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hahahahahahahah jenkemologist hahahahahaha
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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: 28064212]
#13975545 - 02/16/11 07:50 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
28064212 said: They even had a "JENKOMOLOGIST" on. No joke.
wOW. I think I found my new career path.
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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: 28064212]
#13975547 - 02/16/11 07:51 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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~!!
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thePatient
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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: 28064212] 1
#13975556 - 02/16/11 07:53 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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This may just bring to surface the notion that this show is full of complete shit.
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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: thePatient]
#13975567 - 02/16/11 07:55 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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most likely not in the eyes of the religious
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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: thePatient] 1
#13975569 - 02/16/11 07:55 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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thePatient said: This may just bring to surface the notion that this show is full of complete shit.
Pun intended?
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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: thePatient]
#13975587 - 02/16/11 07:58 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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thePatient said: This may just bring to surface the notion that this show is full of complete shit.
apparently it was just this one episode.
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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: thePatient]
#13975591 - 02/16/11 07:58 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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thePatient said: This may just bring to surface the notion that this show is full of complete shit.
What do you expect given the channel that it's on?
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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: Zelse]
#13975644 - 02/16/11 08:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Zelse said:
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thePatient said: This may just bring to surface the notion that this show is full of complete shit.
Pun intended? 
Ahhh, you see what I did there.
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Learyfan
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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: 28064212]
#13975699 - 02/16/11 08:19 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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This is like the banana peel myth from the 60's. So funny. I'm glad I finally know this show is full of shit. I never liked it because I suspected as much. Plus, they're just plain callous when they talk about these deaths. The narrator speaks as if the victims deserved it.
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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: thePatient]
#13975709 - 02/16/11 08:20 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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this is fake right ? i cant even believe that could get u high maybe make u pass out tho
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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: demonofchaos]
#13975722 - 02/16/11 08:23 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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well they needed to come up with some shit to call it a show.
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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: demonofchaos]
#13975739 - 02/16/11 08:25 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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this sounds fun lets make up a new drug thats totaly bogus but sounds like it could be real
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28064212
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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: Learyfan]
#13975744 - 02/16/11 08:26 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Yeah, but I do love watching the show with my little brother.
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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: demonofchaos]
#13975859 - 02/16/11 08:49 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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demonofchaos said: this sounds fun lets make up a new drug thats totaly bogus but sounds like it could be real
For some reason, I always thought the shroomery did make up the jenkem myth. If not, we have a strong claim to the Cat Piss myth... right? Even if Southpark did steal it from us...
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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: thePatient]
#13975872 - 02/16/11 08:51 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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i think cat piss would be hard to get? ever try getting piss from an animal for a test at the vet?
it needs to be something ne one could get or have around the house to be popular
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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: thePatient]
#13975873 - 02/16/11 08:51 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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IM SOOO FUCKING WASTED!!!
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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: thePatient]
#13975883 - 02/16/11 08:52 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Im cheesing my fucking balls off
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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: Learyfan]
#13975975 - 02/16/11 09:09 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Learyfan said: This is like the banana peel myth from the 60's. So funny. I'm glad I finally know this show is full of shit. I never liked it because I suspected as much. Plus, they're just plain callous when they talk about these deaths. The narrator speaks as if the victims deserved it.
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