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1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm * 2
    #13975516 - 02/16/11 07:45 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I was watching 1000 ways to die and they had a case where a man died from too much Jenkem.
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No joke. They had doctors explaining Jenkem was a psychedelic high from your own feces. :mad2:

So fucking stupid.

They even had a "JENKOMOLOGIST" on. No joke.

What the hell?

How stupid are they?


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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: 28064212]
    #13975522 - 02/16/11 07:45 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

very. very stupid.


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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #13975524 - 02/16/11 07:46 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I saw that one!


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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: Eshu]
    #13975537 - 02/16/11 07:48 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

hahahahahahahah jenkemologist hahahahahaha


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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: 28064212]
    #13975545 - 02/16/11 07:50 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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28064212 said:
They even had a "JENKOMOLOGIST" on. No joke.




wOW. I think I found my new career path.


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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: 28064212]
    #13975547 - 02/16/11 07:51 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:rofl2:~!!


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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: 28064212] * 1
    #13975556 - 02/16/11 07:53 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

This may just bring to surface the notion that this show is full of complete shit.


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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: thePatient]
    #13975567 - 02/16/11 07:55 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

most likely not in the eyes of the religious


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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: thePatient] * 1
    #13975569 - 02/16/11 07:55 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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thePatient said:
This may just bring to surface the notion that this show is full of complete shit.



Pun intended? :rofl:


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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: thePatient]
    #13975587 - 02/16/11 07:58 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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thePatient said:
This may just bring to surface the notion that this show is full of complete shit.




apparently it was just this one episode. :smirk:


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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: thePatient]
    #13975591 - 02/16/11 07:58 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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thePatient said:
This may just bring to surface the notion that this show is full of complete shit.




What do you expect given the channel that it's on?


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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: Zelse]
    #13975644 - 02/16/11 08:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Zelse said:
Quote:

thePatient said:
This may just bring to surface the notion that this show is full of complete shit.



Pun intended? :rofl:




Ahhh, you see what I did there. :yesnod: :sherlock:  :holyshit:  :jenkem:


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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: 28064212]
    #13975699 - 02/16/11 08:19 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

This is like the banana peel myth from the 60's.  So funny.  I'm glad I finally know this show is full of shit.  I never liked it because I suspected as much.  Plus, they're just plain callous when they talk about these deaths.  The narrator speaks as if the victims deserved it. 












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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: thePatient]
    #13975709 - 02/16/11 08:20 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

this is fake right ? i cant even believe that could get u high maybe make u pass out tho


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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: demonofchaos]
    #13975722 - 02/16/11 08:23 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

well they needed to come up with some shit to call it a show.


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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: demonofchaos]
    #13975739 - 02/16/11 08:25 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

this sounds fun lets make up a new drug thats totaly bogus but sounds like it could be real


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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: Learyfan]
    #13975744 - 02/16/11 08:26 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah, but I do love watching the show with my little brother. :rofl:


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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: demonofchaos]
    #13975859 - 02/16/11 08:49 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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this sounds fun lets make up a new drug thats totaly bogus but sounds like it could be real




For some reason, I always thought the shroomery did make up the jenkem myth. If not, we have a strong claim to the Cat Piss myth... right? Even if Southpark did steal it from us...


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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: thePatient]
    #13975872 - 02/16/11 08:51 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i think cat piss would be hard to get? ever try getting piss from an animal for a test at the vet?

it needs to be something ne one could get or have around the house to be popular


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Re: 1000 Ways to Die Jenkem Facepalm [Re: thePatient]
    #13975873 - 02/16/11 08:51 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:cuteshit:  IM SOOO FUCKING WASTED!!!


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