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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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If you could make out with yourself...
#13974006 - 02/16/11 02:35 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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would you?
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#13974031 - 02/16/11 02:43 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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no
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: cc2]
#13974070 - 02/16/11 02:54 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I don't like kissing beards.
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: SimonJester]
#13974108 - 02/16/11 03:01 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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No. Loving yourself is one thing but to want to make-out with myself I'd probably have to be gay. I assume it would be like if I had a clone. I like to jerk off but I wouldn't jerk him off,.. err, me... err, whatever.
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: Devlish2]
#13974155 - 02/16/11 03:14 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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nope. but if i had soem yogi skills...
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Olympus Mons
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: akira_akuma]
#13974166 - 02/16/11 03:16 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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gayest thread of the day.
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: Olympus Mons] 1
#13974209 - 02/16/11 03:24 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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op=
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#13974211 - 02/16/11 03:25 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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i totally would... ima hawtt-mess!
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: Micawber]
#13974238 - 02/16/11 03:30 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Micawber said: op=
Did I ever say that I would?
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#13974359 - 02/16/11 03:54 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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joke
no offense
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JesusGoneRogue


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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: Micawber]
#13974421 - 02/16/11 04:07 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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i would
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Cakk


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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
#13974752 - 02/16/11 05:07 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I don't really see a point in it if I could.
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Salomon
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: Cakk]
#13974762 - 02/16/11 05:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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if i met myself, i'd fuck myself, or atleast jerk myself off.
"do you like to party?"
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: SimonJester]
#13974780 - 02/16/11 05:11 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
SimonJester said: I don't like kissing beards. 
This. I might 69 myself though.
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: Doc_T]
#13974827 - 02/16/11 05:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Doc_T said:
Quote:
SimonJester said: I don't like kissing beards. 
This. I might 69 myself though.

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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#13974852 - 02/16/11 05:23 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Hellll no, I would not make out with myself if that was possible in any way.
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: thePatient]
#13974860 - 02/16/11 05:25 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I would. Why the fuck not? I'm a sexy beast with straight teeth.
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AntiEverything
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: Anneji]
#13974869 - 02/16/11 05:26 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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lol what the fuck
hell no
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: AntiEverything]
#13974919 - 02/16/11 05:37 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Whats up with this gay shit thread stuff? And I thought was some sort of making out w/ yourself.
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28064212
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#13975062 - 02/16/11 06:13 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I am convinced shroomery is starting to merge all of our consciousness into one.
I swear to god I was about to make a thread "Would you have sex with yourself?" the other day.
Anyway, yes, I would make out with myself. I would fuck myself too maybe. I know exactly what I like and I wouldn't be offended if I closed my eyes and thought of Cameron Diaz. 
But would that be incest? 
Anyway, I would probably wake up alone and find that myself has already left. God, I'm such a dick.
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: 28064212]
#13975083 - 02/16/11 06:20 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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One of me would have to dress up like a woman. Or maybe both of me would to convince each other to do it.
It would def end up rage sex.
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Acidic_Sloth
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#13975087 - 02/16/11 06:22 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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i totally would.
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#13975093 - 02/16/11 06:23 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Acidic_Sloth said: i totally would.
Could I video tape?
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: 28064212]
#13975102 - 02/16/11 06:24 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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i'm gonna have to say ... no.
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#13975112 - 02/16/11 06:27 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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i got you a tie for christmas!
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: Salomon]
#13975484 - 02/16/11 07:38 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I would fuck myself in the ass.
and then whenever someone said "go fuck yourself" I could say I have.
sigh...a man can dream.
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: Hakim0777]
#13975754 - 02/16/11 08:28 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Hakim0777 said: I would fuck myself in the ass.
and then whenever someone said "go fuck yourself" I could say I have.
sigh...a man can dream.
I'd give it to me real good, too.
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: CidneyIndole]
#13975816 - 02/16/11 08:41 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I would make my other self suck my dick. I know how I like it so he/me should to right. Definitely let em jerk me off.
Damn... I bet my wife would love to walk into that. Now that would be a great 3 some, if it had to be 2 dudes and a gal.
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: 4runner]
#13975824 - 02/16/11 08:43 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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No, but I'm good at giving myself a handjob. Years of experience I guess
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#13975826 - 02/16/11 08:43 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Maybe once because it's me. For some reason the idea of it sounds gayer than sucking my own dick.
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: Learyfan]
#13975838 - 02/16/11 08:45 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Learyfan said: Maybe once because it's me. For some reason the idea of it sounds gayer than sucking my own dick.
just think of it as an out of body experience  At least you are not nutting in your own mouth.
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: 4runner]
#13975998 - 02/16/11 09:14 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I've wondered about that.
Would it be considered gay to fuck your own clone?
I mean, really it's just really scientifically-advanced masturbation.
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: CidneyIndole]
#13976012 - 02/16/11 09:16 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Really, that would be your penis in your own bunghole. No different than sucking yourself, I guess?
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: CidneyIndole]
#13976024 - 02/16/11 09:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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CidneyIndole said: I've wondered about that.
Would it be considered gay to fuck your own clone?
I mean, really it's just really scientifically-advanced masturbation.
yes, it's still gay.
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: Hakim0777]
#13976026 - 02/16/11 09:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Hakim0777 said: I would fuck myself in the ass.
and then whenever someone said "go fuck yourself" I could say I have.
sigh...a man can dream.
making your dream come true, one day at a time.
warning, it's a naughty picture
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: Salomon]
#13976031 - 02/16/11 09:19 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Hakim0777 said:
warning, it's a naughty picture

OMFG!
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Edited by nicechrisman (02/16/11 09:22 PM)
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Mush 4 Brains
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: 4runner]
#13976049 - 02/16/11 09:22 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Instead of making out or jerking it with your duplicate self, you could i don't know, fuck with people make some money and do some non gay stuff. It would be cool if you could separate into two physically/mentally equal you's at anytime and do thangs.
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Hakim0777
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
#13976082 - 02/16/11 09:26 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Mush 4 Brains said: Instead of making out or jerking it with your duplicate self, you could i don't know, fuck with people make some money and do some non gay stuff. It would be cool if you could separate into two physically/mentally equal you's at anytime and do thangs.
...or you could just fuck yourself.
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Mush 4 Brains
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: Hakim0777]
#13976194 - 02/16/11 09:43 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Hakim0777 said:
Quote:
Mush 4 Brains said: Instead of making out or jerking it with your duplicate self, you could i don't know, fuck with people make some money and do some non gay stuff. It would be cool if you could separate into two physically/mentally equal you's at anytime and do thangs.
...or you could just fuck yourself.
that seriously had me laughing
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Acidic_Sloth
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
#13976249 - 02/16/11 09:51 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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i actually lol'd for real as well. he took the words right out of my mouth.
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JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD" -- JaP: What would this place be without random sluts? JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#13976278 - 02/16/11 09:54 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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No, but not cuz im afraid of being called gay or any of that shit, but because it would be weird/akward.
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: trip forever]
#13976691 - 02/16/11 11:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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trip forever said: No, but not cuz im afraid of being called gay or any of that shit, but because it would be weird/akward.
Like, aw...geez...he just kissed me goodbye pretty tenderly... should I tell him I love him? I'll call, maybe?
*awkward silence*
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: CidneyIndole]
#13976701 - 02/16/11 11:09 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
CidneyIndole said:
Quote:
trip forever said: No, but not cuz im afraid of being called gay or any of that shit, but because it would be weird/akward.
Like, aw...geez...he just kissed me goodbye pretty tenderly... should I tell him I love him? I'll call, maybe?
*awkward silence*
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akira_akuma
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Re: If you could make out with yourself... [Re: Mello Kitty]
#13977822 - 02/17/11 07:41 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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ellenallien said: i totally would... ima hawtt-mess! 
^^^ bingo.
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