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Newbie! How to become Awesome on the Shroomery * 9
    #13972818 - 02/16/11 09:48 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Over the years I have watched several members here become awesome. Here's what most of them have in common:


:awebig:



:awesome: You have to be at least 18 years of age to become awesome on this website.
If you post that you are 14 or 15 years old your ban notice will inform you how many years it will take before we let you have a shot at awesomeness. Seriously, do not joke about being underage, we are required to take that very seriously.


:awesome: Awesome members post entertaining and informative posts in the appropriate forums.
If you post about your drunk night out in the Mushroom Cultivation forum, generally the mods will inform you you were not being awesome.


:awesome: Awesome members use proper grammar and punctuation, and paragraph their post every few lines with an empty line.
We have members of many nationalities for whom English is not their first language, so be clear. More than a few of our members will read your post while high, tired, stoned or otherwise concentration impaired, and experience teaches us that unparagraphed posts will not be read by most.


:awesome: Awesome members generally post when they have something to say.
Nothing to add? Then please don't.


:awesome: Awesome members don't try to be awesome, they just are.
Trying too hard works as well on a message board as it does in wanting to get laid.


:awesome: Awesome members use the Shroomery Search Engine if they have reasonable suspicion their question has been asked and answered before.
We have millions of ontopic posts, most things you immediately think of have immediately been thought of many times before.


:awesome: Awesome members don't freak out in a rage or other episode because of reasonable criticism and have a good tolerance of frustration.
If you are too emotional to post, do yourself a big favor and wait a few minutes before you post. Many bans are caused by heat-of-the-moment posts that break rules.


:awesome: Awesome members don't come here to plug a website or product or a particular point of view.
They come here to take part in an online community.


:awesome: Awesome members don't cuss, call bad names or act out bigotry in the ontopic forums.
In the off-topic forum such discourse will not be out of place and we have a crew of experts there which is both qualified and able to critique your approach and inspect it for general awesomeness to the standards of that particular forum.


:awesome: Awesome members don't use the Shroomery as a way to commit illegal acts.
Stick to the rules and stay within the law, so no trading pot seeds in PM's.


:awesome: Awesome members are told they are Awesome, they do not themselves insist they are.
See: trying too hard.


:awesome: Awesome members realize the limitations of Freedom of Speech.
The Shroomery Message Board is not a country you live in, its a private organization you visit for information, socializing and entertainment, and as such the staff determines and enforces what's a go and what's a no in each of the forums.


:awesome: Awesome members rarely get a temporary ban and when they do they do not try to evade it.
The overwhelming majority of members, like 90-95%, never gets a ban sanction EVER. If you do, do your best to avoid getting any more of them - by cleaning up your act.


:awesome: Awesome members do not involve the Shroomery in suicide attempts or victimizing criminal acts.
911 has been called on members, authorities informed and personal information including addresses have been made public in the most urgent of such emergencies.


:awesome: Awesome members realize that the staff are volunteer workers chosen from the membership for their dedication to the community and their expertise.
Even if you disagree with some of them some of the time, realize that the staff is what makes the Shroomery possible. If you disagree with all of them all of the time, please leave.


:awesome: Awesome members make the Shroomery a better place.
Treat them well, just like they tend to treat others.


:awesome: Awesomeness begets Awesomeness.
You will reap what you sow, plus any number of other things depending on the forum you do the sowing in.



:awebig:




The above are the basics I have observed in my study of awesome people on this website; The list is far from complete but a pretty good place to start.


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Re: Newbie! How to become Awesome on the Shroomery [Re: Asante]
    #13972896 - 02/16/11 10:07 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I always knew I was awesome, but thanks for the conformation.


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Re: Newbie! How to become Awesome on the Shroomery [Re: Asante] * 1
    #13972899 - 02/16/11 10:08 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Thanks dad.


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Re: Newbie! How to become Awesome on the Shroomery [Re: DieCommie]
    #13972903 - 02/16/11 10:10 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I have nothing to add.


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Re: Newbie! How to become Awesome on the Shroomery [Re: PreparationH]
    #13972908 - 02/16/11 10:11 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

The three posts above me add nothing, I add nothing, therefore we are not awesome


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Re: Newbie! How to become Awesome on the Shroomery [Re: PreparationH] * 2
    #13972923 - 02/16/11 10:17 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

This is an obvious case of Shroomery propaganda from 'the man.'

I don't want to be awesome anymore than I want to be above the influence.


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Re: Newbie! How to become Awesome on the Shroomery [Re: Asante]
    #13972928 - 02/16/11 10:18 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I wysh Kohster wuz hur


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Re: Newbie! How to become Awesome on the Shroomery [Re: KingSpade]
    #13972933 - 02/16/11 10:20 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Was it ever in question?


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Re: Newbie! How to become Awesome on the Shroomery [Re: blewmeanie]
    #13972950 - 02/16/11 10:26 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Seeking fame in an anonymous forum!

I wont say it... but you all know what i thinking lol


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Re: Newbie! How to become Awesome on the Shroomery [Re: Asante] * 1
    #13972969 - 02/16/11 10:31 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Awesome post.


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Re: Newbie! How to become Awesome on the Shroomery [Re: Doc_T] * 1
    #13973014 - 02/16/11 10:42 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

An awesome post by one of the most awesome members on this awesome forum known as the Shroomery! :mushroom2:


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Re: Newbie! How to become Awesome on the Shroomery [Re: gENERIX]
    #13973034 - 02/16/11 10:48 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

At first I was like woaaaaah then I was like waoooooah then I was like needs more interlocks 4/5


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Re: Newbie! How to become Awesome on the Shroomery [Re: PreparationH]
    #13973059 - 02/16/11 10:54 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

PreparationH said:
I have nothing to add.





:kodama:


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Re: Newbie! How to become Awesome on the Shroomery [Re: Asante] * 2
    #13973170 - 02/16/11 11:16 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Wiccan_Seeker said:
:awesome: Awesome members don't use the Shroomery as a way to commit illegal acts.




:grin:














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Re: Newbie! How to become Awesome on the Shroomery [Re: Learyfan]
    #13973214 - 02/16/11 11:26 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

im almost awesome! :yeah:


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Re: Newbie! How to become Awesome on the Shroomery [Re: Asante] * 4
    #13973269 - 02/16/11 11:37 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Gee, I hope one day I can be as awesome as an internet hall monitor.


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Re: Newbie! How to become Awesome on the Shroomery [Re: Learyfan]
    #13973358 - 02/16/11 11:55 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Learyfan said:
Quote:

Wiccan_Seeker said:
:awesome: Awesome members don't use the Shroomery as a way to commit illegal acts.




:grin:






:lolsy:


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Re: Newbie! How to become Awesome on the Shroomery [Re: thePatient]
    #13973392 - 02/16/11 12:03 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

we should have an awesome badge awarded by the mods, so we know when somebody has truly reached awesomeness :thumbup:


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Re: Newbie! How to become Awesome on the Shroomery [Re: Asante]
    #13973474 - 02/16/11 12:20 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: Newbie! How to become Awesome on the Shroomery [Re: Asante]
    #13973520 - 02/16/11 12:28 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Double Aww! ya got me. :picard: :picard: for i was almost awesome...

Quote:

Wiccan_Seeker said:
:awesome: Awesome members use proper grammar and punctuation





Quote:

Wiccan_Seeker said:
:awesome: Awesome members use the Shroomery Search Engine if they have reasonable suspicion their question has been asked and answered before.





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Re: Newbie! How to become Awesome on the Shroomery [Re: Slavaslave]
    #13973534 - 02/16/11 12:30 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Slavaslave said:
we should have an awesome badge awarded by the mods, so we know when somebody has truly reached awesomeness :thumbup:




Who gives a shit about the mods? They're the minority here! Only the masses can confirm or deny your uber awesomeness!


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Re: Newbie! How to become Awesome on the Shroomery [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #13973592 - 02/16/11 12:49 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Sup guys? :awehigh:


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Re: Newbie! How to become Awesome on the Shroomery [Re: Asante] * 1
    #13973616 - 02/16/11 12:57 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

What?  You rang?  Oh.  Nvm.

Great post Wiccan, I can only wish some people here would do at least THREE things on that list.


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Re: Newbie! How to become Awesome on the Shroomery [Re: Newbie] * 2
    #13973628 - 02/16/11 01:01 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

How to become Awesome on the Shroomery

in the eyes of Wiccan_Seeker


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Re: Newbie! How to become Awesome on the Shroomery [Re: Asante] * 2
    #13973641 - 02/16/11 01:04 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

seriously? :facepalm:


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Re: Newbie! How to become Awesome on the Shroomery [Re: Asante] * 1
    #13973665 - 02/16/11 01:10 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

WiccanSeeker,
You are awesome.
:awebig:


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Re: Newbie! How to become Awesome on the Shroomery [Re: Asante]
    #13974303 - 02/16/11 03:42 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

"awsomo" is a rare and deluxe varient of awesome.  Just seeing it will actually make you awesome. :alientransform:


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Re: Newbie! How to become Awesome on the Shroomery [Re: Asante] * 2
    #13974333 - 02/16/11 03:48 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: Newbie! How to become Awesome on the Shroomery [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #13974351 - 02/16/11 03:52 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

He-Man always uses the search feature because He-Man is Awesome!

Puke me a fucking rainbow


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Re: Newbie! How to become Awesome on the Shroomery [Re: Asante]
    #13976076 - 02/16/11 09:26 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I'm Awesome.


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Re: Newbie! How to become Awesome on the Shroomery [Re: Stains Blue]
    #13976103 - 02/16/11 09:30 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

delT4 CONFUSCIOUS and the PURPLE LIGHts MITIGATE the sun of the ROUND TABLE and the LIGHTNING FROM THE FINGErs


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Re: Newbie! How to become Awesome on the Shroomery [Re: pfxtc]
    #13976453 - 02/16/11 10:22 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Whats a step above awesome?


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Re: Newbie! How to become Awesome on the Shroomery [Re: Asante] * 1
    #13976487 - 02/16/11 10:28 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I am.

:zaphod:


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Re: Newbie! How to become Awesome on the Shroomery [Re: Middleman] * 1
    #13976493 - 02/16/11 10:29 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:highfive: to the Mod whose been here for 12 years and I've never seen before :lol:


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report


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Re: Newbie! How to become Awesome on the Shroomery [Re: pfxtc]
    #13976728 - 02/16/11 11:14 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: Newbie! How to become Awesome on the Shroomery [Re: Psilocyentist] * 1
    #13976743 - 02/16/11 11:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

YOU ARE AWESOME WICCAN.


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Re: Newbie! How to become Awesome on the Shroomery [Re: Hakim0777]
    #13976745 - 02/16/11 11:19 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Hakim0777 said:
Whats a step above awesome?



awe-alot


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Re: Newbie! How to become Awesome on the Shroomery [Re: auxiliary]
    #13997819 - 02/20/11 08:33 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Thanks for the cool thread Wiccan_Seeker. But I don't plan to even try be awesome. I just want to be myself. Even on the Shroomery. Lol.  :awesome:


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