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The Legend of Christmas.
    #13968057 - 02/15/11 02:48 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

First of all Santa was a BLACKMAN.
I don't know where this white santa lie came about because Santa is supposed to be black, anyway, Rotschild and Carlyle group were responsible for making the white santa.

Anyway, it all started when the earth was young and the ancient babylonians were on their conquest if the Dutch peoples. BUT it was dyring this tyme period (switching out other vowels for y's is more archaic.) Santa was really the guise of Jesus. Because every good scotsman knows JESUS WAS BLACK, and SANTA IS BLACK, therefore JESUS MUST BE SANTA. This is if you believe in plate techtonics, though, which there is a bunch of controversy.

So anyway, when the Dutch got a hold of Santa, it was the Philidelphia Clock company who started using THE ASIAN GUILD OF THE GOLDEN FLOWER (again, connected to famous companies such as Pakistan Gold Corp, and The Windsor-Hayse Foundation)
to produce massive black santa clocks. It is these same clocks that were turned into many of the keyboards used in today's technology.

Understanding and having a greater awareness of the christmas dilemma, one can only assert that by leading into the penultimate form of didactic measures you can accurately guess the forthcoming data from the intrinsic apparatus dealing with the proficiencies of mainline dianetics, will eventually come to a fullstop when undermining the basic ethics of flying fish.

Still one yearns to ponder.

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