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OfflinePatlal
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How do you teach someone how to 'chill'
    #13968036 - 02/15/11 02:45 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

My girlfriend is angry at something right now and I keep telling her to chill and she tells me she doesn't know how.

I tell her that you don't need to find a way to chill. You just do it.

How would you describe 'how to chill', the art of the chill lol


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Offlineclaraclairvoyant
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Re: How do you teach someone how to 'chill' [Re: Patlal]
    #13968044 - 02/15/11 02:47 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Sit down somewhere comfortable and breathe deeply while thinking positive thoughts.

............or smoke a bowl.


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Re: How do you teach someone how to 'chill' [Re: Patlal]
    #13968045 - 02/15/11 02:47 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Deep breath in through the nose, slowly out through the mouth.

Calms my ass down!


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Re: How do you teach someone how to 'chill' [Re: Patlal]
    #13968051 - 02/15/11 02:47 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Well..since she's your girlfriend..Fucking can help a lot with stress. I learned that from Sue Johanson :thumbup:



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Re: How do you teach someone how to 'chill' [Re: Eminence]
    #13968063 - 02/15/11 02:49 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: How do you teach someone how to 'chill' [Re: Drumfiend]
    #13968066 - 02/15/11 02:49 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

when i want to chill i usually just relax.


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: How do you teach someone how to 'chill' [Re: druqs]
    #13968095 - 02/15/11 02:51 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

CHilling in the drugless kind of way


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Re: How do you teach someone how to 'chill' [Re: Patlal]
    #13968123 - 02/15/11 02:53 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Buy her a damn book, like Chicken Soup for the Soul or some shit.


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Re: How do you teach someone how to 'chill' [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #13968132 - 02/15/11 02:53 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Tell her to be like :fonz:


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Re: How do you teach someone how to 'chill' [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #13968133 - 02/15/11 02:53 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

ifoundwaldo said:




:rofl:


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Re: How do you teach someone how to 'chill' [Re: Patlal]
    #13968141 - 02/15/11 02:54 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

make her feel comfortable.


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Re: How do you teach someone how to 'chill' [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #13968145 - 02/15/11 02:54 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

nice video you posted of me ifoundwaldo

TELL THAT BITCH TO BE COOL!
SAY, "BITCH BE COOL"!
TELL THAT FUCKIN BITCH TO CHILL!


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Re: How do you teach someone how to 'chill' [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #13968157 - 02/15/11 02:56 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I think you should make her laugh or sex her up. My ex girlfriend still calls or texts me to this day when shes pissed of. My only talent is being able to make just about anyone laugh in one on one situations.

or tell that bitch to be cool.


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Re: How do you teach someone how to 'chill' [Re: Patlal]
    #13968164 - 02/15/11 02:57 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Go up to her and blow a bunch of air into her mouth. She'll love it!


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Re: How do you teach someone how to 'chill' [Re: claraclairvoyant]
    #13968190 - 02/15/11 03:01 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

claraclairvoyant said:
Go up to her and blow a bunch of air into her mouth. She'll love it!



actually do this.


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OfflineEnvix
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Re: How do you teach someone how to 'chill' [Re: biff]
    #13968454 - 02/15/11 03:43 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

eraser her memory

w/ some anal romping


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Re: How do you teach someone how to 'chill' [Re: Envix]
    #13968540 - 02/15/11 03:54 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

use xanax therapy


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Re: How do you teach someone how to 'chill' [Re: masterharf]
    #13968546 - 02/15/11 03:56 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

DSHSB


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Re: How do you teach someone how to 'chill' [Re: Patlal]
    #13968557 - 02/15/11 03:57 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

She needs a chill pill.


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Re: How do you teach someone how to 'chill' [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #13968562 - 02/15/11 03:58 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

its really all in the art of not giving a fuck

so just tell that bitch to stop giving a fuck


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Re: How do you teach someone how to 'chill' [Re: Natorade]
    #13968570 - 02/15/11 04:00 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Bitches be crazy you know that


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Re: How do you teach someone how to 'chill' [Re: Patlal]
    #13968682 - 02/15/11 04:19 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

When someone runs scenarios over in their head and thinks about how they could have or would act, it can induce anxiety, and then adrenaline hits and that induces a fight or flight response. 
The brain works by feeling emotion and then logically processing them, it takes conditioning to get over that emotional response and 'just chill'.  A fast acting benzo might be an only option for some.


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Re: How do you teach someone how to 'chill' [Re: Enlightenedwon]
    #13968721 - 02/15/11 04:27 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

hit em with a stick and say "NO! BAD!"



repeat until calm





then DSHSB


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