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OfflineKilljoy
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There's BUGS EVERYWHERE (yes I'm high, but still, THE BUGS!)
    #1396560 - 03/20/03 11:51 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Aww fuck...

I want to scan in one of these un-attractive bastards, but there?s fucking JARS full of shit all over my scanner!
I wonder who could have put them there... :wink:

ok, here goes: (I?m really high, so I hope I don?t puke when I see this motherfucker scanned in and up-close!)



I fucking hate these things.  I live in a basement suite, and since it?s warmed up, I kill at least 10 of these fuckers every day.

I wish it were from taking too many drugs, because then I could stop the drugs and make them go away...

But I?ve had friends confirm that these things REALLY do exist!  So what the fuck do I do, and what the fuck ARE these things!?

They wouldn?t be attracted to the CO2 put out by my cats fruiting mushrooms in their rubbermaid would they? :tongue:

Did I mention I FUCKING HATE THESE THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BTW, they range from the size of a grain of rice, to the size of a kidney bean (OR BIGGER, they?re GETTING BIGGER, I SWEAR!)  I think they?re coming from the furnace room!  My place is uber-clean so it ain?t food they?re after...  Maybe it?s the light, maybe if I become a troll with no lights on EVER they will go away...

But then how would I see them>>>
That would be worse I?m sure, bugs in the dark :P bleah!

Ok, I?m going to go and be high now.............. Ciao! 


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Re: There's BUGS EVERYWHERE (yes I'm high, but still, THE BUGS!) [Re: Killjoy]
    #1396746 - 03/21/03 03:02 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

You are the bug master...it is your destiny


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Re: There's BUGS EVERYWHERE (yes I'm high, but still, THE BUGS!) [Re: Killjoy]
    #1396828 - 03/21/03 03:49 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Dowload The Flaming Lips - Buggin', and be at peace with the bugs.


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OfflinePooPs
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Re: There's BUGS EVERYWHERE (yes I'm high, but still, THE BUGS!) [Re: Revelation]
    #1396928 - 03/21/03 04:38 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Just kill one, and they will all go to the funeral!!


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Re: There's BUGS EVERYWHERE (yes I'm high, but still, THE BUGS!) [Re: Killjoy]
    #1397048 - 03/21/03 05:20 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)






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Mp3 of the month: Johnny Price- Marijuana, The Devil Flower



Edited by Learyfan (03/21/03 05:21 AM)


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OfflineKilljoy
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Re: There's BUGS EVERYWHERE (yes I'm high, but still, THE BUGS!) [Re: Learyfan]
    #1397543 - 03/21/03 08:01 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

fuck destiny and fuck bugs

I hate bugs...

Can someone tell me why I hate bugs so much?


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Re: There's BUGS EVERYWHERE (yes I'm high, but still, THE BUGS!) [Re: Killjoy]
    #1397589 - 03/21/03 08:09 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Because you don't yet have enough understanding to have compassion for all gods creatures, I hope that helped.  :wink: 


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OfflineKilljoy
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Re: There's BUGS EVERYWHERE (yes I'm high, but still, THE BUGS!) [Re: Earth_Droid]
    #1397740 - 03/21/03 08:56 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

But the idea of one of those ugly doods just being all 'duh duh' slow and stupid and walking into my mouth while I am sleeping totally doesn't require compassion.

You don't see me going around walking into peoples houses and shit like that man. That's fucking rude!

I am going to fucking send that picture to someone at the University...


An Entimologist or something.


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OfflinePooPs
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Re: There's BUGS EVERYWHERE (yes I'm high, but still, THE BUGS!) [Re: Killjoy]
    #1397859 - 03/21/03 09:54 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Get some raid.

What bugs are they anyways???? raoches, ants, spiders. .. ......


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Re: There's BUGS EVERYWHERE (yes I'm high, but still, THE BUGS!) [Re: Killjoy]
    #1398028 - 03/21/03 11:01 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

DON'T KILL THEM. its the worst thing you can do. i used to have a morbid fear of spiders, and i would try to kill them at every chance. as time went on, the spiders continued to haunt me, it seemed like everday there was one around the corner. then at work i saw a big fat scary one, i started talking to him... he was pretty cool, i was surprised! i made a deal with him, that i would never kill another spider, as long as they left me alone. the moment i made that pact with him, i saw the beauty of spiders.

i spent the entire day with this spider, and i eventually named him, plum. he was really cute looking with a purple belly =). then later in the day i came back to where he was and he wasn't very alert. i went closer to him, gave him a nudge with a stick and realized he was dead...the emotion that came over me was too much to bear. i didn't want to forget about him, so i dug a grave and made a cross. below his grave says "here lies plum, a peaceful spider".


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Re: There's BUGS EVERYWHERE (yes I'm high, but still, THE BUGS!) [Re: ]
    #1398037 - 03/21/03 11:06 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

aw, thats nice


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Re: There's BUGS EVERYWHERE (yes I'm high, but still, THE BUGS!) [Re: ]
    #1398577 - 03/21/03 03:03 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

you get mushrooms for that!


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OfflineKilljoy
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Re: There's BUGS EVERYWHERE (yes I'm high, but still, THE BUGS!) [Re: metalchimp]
    #1399963 - 03/22/03 08:19 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

what the fuck

my mom found a bug that "fit the description of what you have" and so she put it in a box and called the university.

The guy at the university she talked to said it sounded like a (I'm high on our friend the shroom, so I can't really remember, so I might be making these up) bean bug or something.  My friends said they are Silverfish or something and that they secrete a poison that burns and not to squish them with my bare hands, and that they don't let their cat play with them although it wants to.

The University dood said they used to throw a bun under the steps (they were in Britain where it's real humid), and then watch these things swarm around it in a few days when it grew mouldy.  These things love fungus and molds he said, they feed off them.  The mouldy furnace room is breeding these fuckers, and they're coming in my house (probably because they like the smell of the shrooms I'm not growing).

What to do.................

:smile:


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Re: There's BUGS EVERYWHERE (yes I'm high, but still, THE BUGS!) [Re: Killjoy]
    #1399966 - 03/22/03 08:22 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Google Search for "Silverfish"

They sorta look the same...


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Re: There's BUGS EVERYWHERE (yes I'm high, but still, THE BUGS!) [Re: Killjoy]
    #1400592 - 03/22/03 01:57 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

no! download a tribe called quest "buggin'" cause that song kicks ass. but then get some sort of musical intrument and lure the bugs from the basement and release them into an enemies house!


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Re: There's BUGS EVERYWHERE (yes I'm high, but still, THE BUGS!) [Re: TheBear]
    #1405780 - 03/24/03 11:52 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

They are maybe silverfish, but probably more likely Sow Bugs.

In any case....  they?re fucking dead!


muhuahahahaaaaaaaaa :laugh: 


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Re: There's BUGS EVERYWHERE (yes I'm high, but still, THE BUGS!) [Re: Killjoy]
    #1406165 - 03/24/03 02:27 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

MURDERER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: There's BUGS EVERYWHERE (yes I'm high, but still, THE BUGS!) [Re: ]
    #1406214 - 03/24/03 02:44 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Murder rocks!!!

/me sings main guitar riff to "Ironman" in Beavis and Butthead voice.


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Re: There's BUGS EVERYWHERE (yes I'm high, but still, THE BUGS!) [Re: silversoul7]
    #1406314 - 03/24/03 03:19 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

the spirit of plum shall haunt you  :ooo: 


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Re: There's BUGS EVERYWHERE (yes I'm high, but still, THE BUGS!) [Re: ]
    #1406336 - 03/24/03 03:28 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Hmmm, I don't think he likes bugs.. just maybe not


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