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OfflineAntiEverything
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Re: LADIES: Would you try/enjoy my new idea for sex lube? [Re: al.ly]
    #13931893 - 02/09/11 03:31 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

its probably been said before but ROFL if you need poprocks in your lube you are doing it wrong

try acid lmao

(it will make her go wow)


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Re: LADIES: Would you try/enjoy my new idea for sex lube? [Re: al.ly]
    #13931901 - 02/09/11 03:33 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

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al.ly said:
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withoutawire said:
I think my dick would be raw as fuck after it gets rubbed over with a bunch of hard candy.





Speaking on behalf of my Man... this ^

Speaking on my own behalf... ouch.

:sun:



Hmm, maybe it's only good for eating out then.:eatingout:

But that's just straight pop rocks we're talking about now.
A special lube with that sensation would take away the uncomfortable factor.


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Re: LADIES: Would you try/enjoy my new idea for sex lube? [Re: thoughts]
    #13931906 - 02/09/11 03:36 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

mmmm pussy and hard candy flavoring. I jolly rancher that shit. Not a big pop rock fan.


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Re: LADIES: Would you try/enjoy my new idea for sex lube? [Re: withoutawire]
    #13931913 - 02/09/11 03:37 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

All this talk is making my mouth water for a sixty-nine. :69: :awesome:


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Re: LADIES: Would you try/enjoy my new idea for sex lube? [Re: destructo_low]
    #13931917 - 02/09/11 03:38 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

LOL think about if he said that as if this were a conversation


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Re: LADIES: Would you try/enjoy my new idea for sex lube? [Re: destructo_low]
    #13931922 - 02/09/11 03:40 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

I think I've successfully made the Shroomery horny as fuck right now.:crazy2:


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Re: LADIES: Would you try/enjoy my new idea for sex lube? [Re: AntiEverything]
    #13931923 - 02/09/11 03:40 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

You don't talk about the best ways to turn pussy into a delicious sugary treat?


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Re: LADIES: Would you try/enjoy my new idea for sex lube? [Re: withoutawire]
    #13931927 - 02/09/11 03:41 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

I like pussy the way it is :shrug:


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Re: LADIES: Would you try/enjoy my new idea for sex lube? [Re: destructo_low]
    #13931934 - 02/09/11 03:43 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

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withoutawire said:
You don't talk about the best ways to turn pussy into a delicious sugary treat?




i meant destructo's comment

he would totally have been "that guy" that blurts out sexual shit LOL
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destructo_low said:
All this talk is making my mouth water for a sixty-nine. :69: :awesome:



LOL

i am just imagining someone in person saying this sentence and its hilarious and painful at the same time.


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Re: LADIES: Would you try/enjoy my new idea for sex lube? [Re: AntiEverything]
    #13931945 - 02/09/11 03:47 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

This thread is starting to creap me out. In a drunk uncle kinda way

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Re: LADIES: Would you try/enjoy my new idea for sex lube? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #13931958 - 02/09/11 03:52 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Haa let's save creepy repressed memories for a different thread.:uhoh:


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Re: LADIES: Would you try/enjoy my new idea for sex lube? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #13931967 - 02/09/11 03:55 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

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I_was_the_walrus said:
This thread is starting to creap me out. In a drunk uncle kinda way




The day crew is going to be like, "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THIS PLACE WHILE WE WERE ASLEEP?!".


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Re: LADIES: Would you try/enjoy my new idea for sex lube? [Re: destructo_low]
    #13931971 - 02/09/11 03:57 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

the 1am-6am crowd is odd and i love them


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Re: LADIES: Would you try/enjoy my new idea for sex lube? [Re: thoughts]
    #13931974 - 02/09/11 03:59 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

First thing that I think of when I think of hard candy and pussy is my child hood sex abuse.

Man candy as a sexual abuse trauma trigger has got to suck. I love candy. I don't think I could live that way.


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Re: LADIES: Would you try/enjoy my new idea for sex lube? [Re: AntiEverything]
    #13931976 - 02/09/11 03:59 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Haha I haven't been on here this late in a while since I don't have my own comp.

It's def been an entertaining night.:thumbup:


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