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AntiEverything
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Re: LADIES: Would you try/enjoy my new idea for sex lube? [Re: al.ly]
#13931893 - 02/09/11 03:31 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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its probably been said before but ROFL if you need poprocks in your lube you are doing it wrong
try acid lmao
(it will make her go wow)
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Re: LADIES: Would you try/enjoy my new idea for sex lube? [Re: al.ly]
#13931901 - 02/09/11 03:33 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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al.ly said:
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withoutawire said: I think my dick would be raw as fuck after it gets rubbed over with a bunch of hard candy.
Speaking on behalf of my Man... this ^
Speaking on my own behalf... ouch.
Hmm, maybe it's only good for eating out then.
But that's just straight pop rocks we're talking about now. A special lube with that sensation would take away the uncomfortable factor.
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Re: LADIES: Would you try/enjoy my new idea for sex lube? [Re: thoughts]
#13931906 - 02/09/11 03:36 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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mmmm pussy and hard candy flavoring. I jolly rancher that shit. Not a big pop rock fan.
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Re: LADIES: Would you try/enjoy my new idea for sex lube? [Re: withoutawire]
#13931913 - 02/09/11 03:37 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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All this talk is making my mouth water for a sixty-nine.
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Re: LADIES: Would you try/enjoy my new idea for sex lube? [Re: destructo_low]
#13931917 - 02/09/11 03:38 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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LOL think about if he said that as if this were a conversation
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Re: LADIES: Would you try/enjoy my new idea for sex lube? [Re: destructo_low]
#13931922 - 02/09/11 03:40 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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I think I've successfully made the Shroomery horny as fuck right now.
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Re: LADIES: Would you try/enjoy my new idea for sex lube? [Re: AntiEverything]
#13931923 - 02/09/11 03:40 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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You don't talk about the best ways to turn pussy into a delicious sugary treat?
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Re: LADIES: Would you try/enjoy my new idea for sex lube? [Re: withoutawire]
#13931927 - 02/09/11 03:41 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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I like pussy the way it is
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AntiEverything
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Re: LADIES: Would you try/enjoy my new idea for sex lube? [Re: destructo_low]
#13931934 - 02/09/11 03:43 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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withoutawire said: You don't talk about the best ways to turn pussy into a delicious sugary treat?
i meant destructo's comment
he would totally have been "that guy" that blurts out sexual shit LOLQuote:
destructo_low said: All this talk is making my mouth water for a sixty-nine.
LOL
i am just imagining someone in person saying this sentence and its hilarious and painful at the same time.
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Re: LADIES: Would you try/enjoy my new idea for sex lube? [Re: AntiEverything]
#13931945 - 02/09/11 03:47 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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This thread is starting to creap me out. In a drunk uncle kinda way
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Re: LADIES: Would you try/enjoy my new idea for sex lube? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#13931958 - 02/09/11 03:52 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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Haa let's save creepy repressed memories for a different thread.
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Re: LADIES: Would you try/enjoy my new idea for sex lube? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#13931967 - 02/09/11 03:55 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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I_was_the_walrus said: This thread is starting to creap me out. In a drunk uncle kinda way
The day crew is going to be like, "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THIS PLACE WHILE WE WERE ASLEEP?!".
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Re: LADIES: Would you try/enjoy my new idea for sex lube? [Re: destructo_low]
#13931971 - 02/09/11 03:57 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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the 1am-6am crowd is odd and i love them
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Re: LADIES: Would you try/enjoy my new idea for sex lube? [Re: thoughts]
#13931974 - 02/09/11 03:59 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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First thing that I think of when I think of hard candy and pussy is my child hood sex abuse.
Man candy as a sexual abuse trauma trigger has got to suck. I love candy. I don't think I could live that way.
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Re: LADIES: Would you try/enjoy my new idea for sex lube? [Re: AntiEverything]
#13931976 - 02/09/11 03:59 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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Haha I haven't been on here this late in a while since I don't have my own comp.
It's def been an entertaining night.
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