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Re: Dorm Raid [Re: DrMambo]
    #13927786 - 02/08/11 02:41 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

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The funniest part was that the person on the phone was the dorm across from me, and they were like, "Dude! They're searching your room RIGHT NOW!", and I was all like, "Ooooh, yeah, I see. Mmmhmmmm."

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haha, that's pretty epic man.

my dorm was searched once because some retard stole a TV from someone on another floor who left their door open. they just checked everyone's room in the whole building. all they did was walk around and look under the bed, nothing too intrusive.

i did get in trouble for the bottle of carbonated water i had in my recycling bin though. it was some weird russian brand i got at CVS and my RA thought it was vodka and anonymously reported me to the building director. i got off when she realized what it really was though...


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Re: Dorm Raid [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #13928086 - 02/08/11 03:26 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

I had 3 different friends in my dorm get raided and kicked out for weed.  My roomies and I were smart about it.  Our rule was no smoking in the room during a negative draft. (We defined a negative draft as a draft where the air was blowing in through the window, and then under the door into the hallway.)  If there was a positive draft in the room, we smoked in the room and exhaled towards the window.  If the room had a negative draft, we walked down to the railroad tracks behind the building to toke.  We never even got busted by one of my 3 roommates who wanted to be an RA, and asked us to keep our pot far away from him.

We did however, get busted on multiple occasions with alcohol.  By Christmas break, we had accumulated a nice liquor cabinet consisting of at least 20 different bottles.  When we returned, there was an incident report on our door and our liquor cabinet was gone.  It was well hidden on the top shelf of my roommate's closet, behind a bunch of clothes.  The RA claimed that they were searching for a vacuum that was never returned, and had a right to search the closet.  We claimed BS because there was no way a vacuum cleaner would fit on that shelf.  We received a warning for that incident, but it was our only "sanction" out of over 20 "incident reports" that we had accumulated over the year for alcohol.  We found a loophole for every single incident!


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Re: Dorm Raid [Re: Happy2fly]
    #13928326 - 02/08/11 03:59 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

no but my freshman year we had a fire alarm and the RAs went around after to check the rooms for some reason. Anyways, these three :tard:s down the hall from me had a suite and they left 3 zips on a table in the middle of their suite and they had like 20 bottles of vodka.  They just had to move to  another building and couldn't live together any more.


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Re: Dorm Raid [Re: sheldogg5]
    #13929386 - 02/08/11 07:01 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

I though that the vaporizer wouldn't smell.
Damn, negative draft.:lol:


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Re: Dorm Raid [Re: Curiousgeorge22]
    #13929491 - 02/08/11 07:17 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

My room got searched cause my roommate smoked half a blunt to the face outside but when he came in he still reeked  of weed.  I had a bowl which i hid in my laundry basket.  My roommate had the blunt but he fucking ate that shit before they came in the room cause the RA's told us they were coming.

They interrogated us and they knew he was blazed, and when the cop asked him why his eyes were red and he had cottonmouth he said "beats me sir" :lol: one of the funniest things i've ever heard in retrospect.  The searched the laundry basket but didn't find my bowl, phew.

They ended up busting him on an empty pill bottle that smelled like weed (bullshit).  When they had us in a room downstairs and doing paperwork he kept burping and making the room smell like weed, and they kept sending RA's all over the building looking for the source of the smell :rofl:

so morale: they can and will fuck you, you really have no security AT ALL in a dorm room.


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