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pfxtc
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Re: Gotta love early morning blowjobs. [Re: Brugman] 1
#13926849 - 02/08/11 11:27 AM (13 years, 25 days ago) |
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I personally like sticking my penis in a cup of hot green tea while a women puts her pinky toe in my butt.
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: Gotta love early morning blowjobs. [Re: pfxtc]
#13926863 - 02/08/11 11:31 AM (13 years, 25 days ago) |
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BJs are fuckin awesome. Better than sex even.
When you find the girl you want and she has talent in that department, life suddenly becomes wonderful
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blujay
pass it b*ch!



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Re: Gotta love early morning blowjobs. [Re: sigma_zero]
#13926961 - 02/08/11 11:53 AM (13 years, 25 days ago) |
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sigma_zero said: Enjoy them while they are young.
Enjoy them before she puts her teeth in?
>< too much, even for me.
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thoughts
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Re: Gotta love early morning blowjobs. [Re: blujay]
#13926971 - 02/08/11 11:56 AM (13 years, 25 days ago) |
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I like girls that just love sucking dick all day.
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noticeofeviction
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Re: Gotta love early morning blowjobs. [Re: blujay] 1
#13926973 - 02/08/11 11:57 AM (13 years, 25 days ago) |
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A quality cup of Joe beats ANY handjob, I will say this much.
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Kada
Asha'man


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I'm married. What's a early morning blowjob? I think my woman is broken.
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Howdy folks



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Re: Gotta love early morning blowjobs. [Re: Kada]
#13926989 - 02/08/11 12:03 PM (13 years, 25 days ago) |
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im going to take the side of an early morning blowjob, i've never fallen into that caffeine addiction in the mornings, and besides a blowjob will wake me up quicker than any cup of coffee
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Skepta
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Re: Gotta love early morning blowjobs. [Re: iLuvAF]
#13926997 - 02/08/11 12:05 PM (13 years, 25 days ago) |
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my girlfriend used to come over my house and suck me off in the den and stop when my mom passed down the hall and then continue sucking like there was no tomorrow. then one time i came in her mouth when my mom came in the room and she had to swallow my cum to answer my moms question
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badchad
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Re: Gotta love early morning blowjobs. [Re: Slavaslave]
#13927003 - 02/08/11 12:06 PM (13 years, 25 days ago) |
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I'm just glad I no longer have to settle for anything on anyone's mom's couch.
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Sandoz
Ridin that wave


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Re: Gotta love early morning blowjobs. [Re: blujay] 1
#13927005 - 02/08/11 12:06 PM (13 years, 25 days ago) |
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you gotta get her to roll a blunt too. so when you wake up to that head bouncing of your dick, you can reach over and spark the blunt. as your hittin it you also smell delicious strips of bacon and coffee cooking in the kitchen.
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Apostle
Philanthropist



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Re: Gotta love early morning blowjobs. [Re: iLuvAF]
#13927010 - 02/08/11 12:07 PM (13 years, 25 days ago) |
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Quote:
iLuvAF said: Nothing like waking up and having your girlfriend suck your dick on her moms couch. hahahaha

that seems aboot right
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Apostle
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Re: Gotta love early morning blowjobs. [Re: Kada]
#13927073 - 02/08/11 12:22 PM (13 years, 25 days ago) |
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Kada said: I'm married. What's a early morning blowjob? I think my woman is broken. 
dam dude, im sorry to hear that.
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Slavaslave
Howdy folks



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Re: Gotta love early morning blowjobs. [Re: Sandoz]
#13927381 - 02/08/11 01:30 PM (13 years, 25 days ago) |
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Sandoz said: you gotta get her to roll a blunt too. so when you wake up to that head bouncing of your dick, you can reach over and spark the blunt. as your hittin it you also smell delicious strips of bacon and coffee cooking in the kitchen.
now that s what women are for 
and this is why you need a woman who wakes up early
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