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InvisibleCaribbean_Commanch
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Re: Dirty Pussy [Re: deCypher]
    #13774965 - 01/12/11 02:20 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

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deCypher said:
You can always suggest sex in the shower.  :thumbup:




If she is your gal, tell her to clean up, or you clean it up. If its some happymeal girl off the streets, then tell her to clean it up & kick her out.

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OfflineHumility
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Re: Dirty Pussy [Re: Caribbean_Commanch] * 1
    #13776175 - 01/12/11 05:34 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

I'd be straightforward and tell her that she needs to go shower first.  She was straightforward in presenting you with some rank ass pussy wasn't she?

Sometimes it just happens though; you've been having a busy day and sex just *happens*.  In those scenarios, I don't eat any pussy unless we're near a shower and that's just understood.

I mean, I wouldn't expect to get my dick sucked after I just ran a marathon in some dusty ass pants.

Fair is fair.


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Re: Dirty Pussy [Re: Humility]
    #13778295 - 01/13/11 12:42 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Thanks for the input you guys, and no, she wasn't my girlfriend or anything. I heard someone say "eat her out while you're drunk," well... I was! Haha. I just thought this was a weird question that I didn't really know the answer to.

It was my second time with a girl, so the situation kind of perplexed me. I didn't eat her out though. We had sex, but with protection.

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OfflineDiaboleros
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Re: Dirty Pussy [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13778945 - 01/13/11 07:18 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

What kind of dirt did you find down there anyway?

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Re: Dirty Pussy [Re: Humility]
    #13778948 - 01/13/11 07:21 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

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Humility said:
  She was straightforward in presenting you with some rank ass pussy wasn't she?




:ahahaha::smilingpuppy::lolsy:

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Re: Dirty Pussy [Re: shLong]
    #13779064 - 01/13/11 08:22 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

:febreze:


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OfflineTesla_Collider
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Re: Dirty Pussy [Re: El Douche]
    #13779114 - 01/13/11 08:41 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

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El Douche said:
:febreze:




I'm quoting El Douche here. ^^^

:shrug:


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OfflinePsychopathic666
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Re: Dirty Pussy [Re: El Douche]
    #13781777 - 01/13/11 05:22 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

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El Douche said:
:febreze:


:thumbup:


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Invisiblelavod
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Re: Dirty Pussy [Re: Psychopathic666]
    #13783074 - 01/13/11 09:21 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

On a bit of an off note, my uncle often uses the term "puss" in reference to a face.  On more than one occasion within my rare presence around them, he has loudly told my female cousin to "clean that dirt off your puss!" in public!

On another similar note, i was seriously considering temporarily changing my forum name here to stinkpuss for the beginning of the new year, but did'nt follow through with it.

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I wouldn't expect to get my dick sucked after I just ran a marathon




HOT!  I love to worship a stinky cock.  An uncut 2-5 days unshowered in the summer is most heavenly to me(make it asian and 6-7.5", and it'd be the ULTIMATE phallus!).  But this olfactory preference is not shared by most of course, even less so for the smelly vageen it seems.  I do'nt know, it's an uncomfortable situation for sure.  If one is'nt comfortable telling the girl what's up, or rectifying the situation through some of the humorous methods mentioned in posts above, then it'd be wise in the future to make sure to become cognizant of the condition of the box to be worked on before verbally committing to eating it out.


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Re: Dirty Pussy [Re: lavod]
    #13783236 - 01/13/11 10:00 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

...careful, it's a dude :themoreyouknow:


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Invisiblelavod
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Re: Dirty Pussy [Re: whitelight7]
    #13783600 - 01/13/11 10:52 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Ha, yeppers.  I reckon my desire to become stinkpuss might have been misleading!


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Re: Dirty Pussy [Re: lavod]
    #13783634 - 01/13/11 10:58 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

I was raised to fear you gays.  Then, I lived with a few for 3+ years and ya'll are fucking awesome (except for the ones that are more fem than females).  My last 2 roommates agreed.  They said those dudes not only gave a bad name to homos but also were just flat out annoying as piss.  I have to say I agree.

Hmm, now that I think of it, that might have been a bad analogy as, Lavoid, it sounds like you might not find piss all that annoying...  :feelsgoodman:


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Anonymous #5

Re: Dirty Pussy [Re: whitelight7]
    #13786461 - 01/14/11 02:21 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Anybody who thinks a pussy is too dirty is the real pussy.

"Take a shower, sugar muffin?"

Fucking weak sauce.

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Offlinenoticeofeviction
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Re: Dirty Pussy [Re: Anonymous #5] * 1
    #13786516 - 01/14/11 02:33 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

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Anonymous said:
Anybody who thinks a pussy is too dirty is the real pussy.

"Take a shower, sugar muffin?"

Fucking weak sauce.




:lol: Denial is not just a river in Egypt, mang.

This would only be written by a) someone with a dirty pussy or b) someone with a girlfriend who has a dirty pussy and is incapable of growing a pair and telling her.

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Anonymous #5

Re: Dirty Pussy [Re: noticeofeviction]
    #13786554 - 01/14/11 02:38 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

I get more cut than a barber, son.

I look at a dirty pussy like a marathon runner deals with bad weather; you keep truckin', solider.

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Re: Dirty Pussy [Re: Anonymous #5] * 1
    #13786562 - 01/14/11 02:40 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Of course you do, considering your standards, or lack thereof, I'm sure. But that's cool, I guess the nasty girls need servicing too, and I'm not getting anywhere near that shit, so people like you can do that.

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Re: Dirty Pussy [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #13786890 - 01/14/11 03:50 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Anybody who thinks a pussy is too dirty is the real pussy.

"Take a shower, sugar muffin?"

Fucking weak sauce.




Man I've never once thought it was bad until my senior year in high school. After my girls soccer game she said all she could think about was boning me and we went straight to my house... talk about stanky! :rant:

It was still good sex though. I've got no problem doing it, its just not too enjoyable... although when she was all cleaned up she tasted good :blush:

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Re: Dirty Pussy [Re: dshow]
    #13795793 - 01/16/11 09:01 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

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dshow said:
You get DRUNK, wasted as hell. Then do it. :thumbup:




hahaha agreed xD


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Re: Dirty Pussy [Re: Anonymous #5] * 1
    #13797505 - 01/16/11 03:29 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I get more cut than a barber, son.

I look at a dirty pussy like a marathon runner deals with bad weather; you keep truckin', solider.




Virgin :thaaannks:


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