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Government Job (parody)
    #1378986 - 03/15/03 06:12 PM (21 years, 1 month ago)

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo crap in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee.
"The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up."

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of crap, throws it into the air,blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one
hand and a bucket of crap in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee.

"The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto. We're still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was all that about,anyway"?

The Indian says, "Me in training for government job.
Drink coffee, shoot the crap, and disappear for rest of the day."

"If the foundations be destroyed, what can the righteous do."-King Solomon

And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,

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Re: Government Job (parody) [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #1379053 - 03/15/03 06:43 PM (21 years, 1 month ago)

AHHAHAHA :laugh:

Im blonde, and I got that one... it must be good! :laugh:

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Re: Government Job (parody) [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #1379089 - 03/15/03 06:57 PM (21 years, 1 month ago)

Eeeeh, twas funny cuz its true...

I hear that the government is about to lay off thousands of highway repair workers across the nation... I guess that Japan built a shovel that stands up on its own and theyre not needed any more..

Just a side note. Theirs lots of construction projects going on around my place and one near my work. For 6 months now this state crew has been building a sound wall, about 30 feet high and made of cement blocks and theyre adding a turn lane to the exit.
Just up the road from their a crew had come in, build a concrete 6 lane bridge that streatches over a 4 lane residential street complete with decorative corner blocks and what not.

For 6 months these state guys come in to my store about 4 times a day to get samiches and coffee and all around them their are contracted workers busting ass who have been getting massive freeway jobs finished in no time...

Gota love Union huh?



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