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A Shroom story that Ide like to share
    #13789224 - 01/15/11 12:13 AM (13 years, 16 days ago)

This was back in my younger days, around 13 years ago when hanging around the neighborbood with friends was cool.  So its halloween.  In my 'hood' there was a curfew because of the trouble all the kids caused late on halloween nights.  The police would sweep around after curfew and pick kids up and send them down to the station, call your parents and so forth.  So a few friends and I were tripping on some nice mushrooms walking around the neighborhood, smoking some weed, throwing some eggs, having a good old time.  Laughing at everything, enjoying optical effects from the street lights etc etc.... 2 hours into the trip I am now in my own world.  Not talking, just enjoying the night, a nice breeze, and whatever the hell I was thinking about at the time.  We met up with a couple friends who were hanging out around their cars.  The cars were parked on the side of the curb, directly under one of those telephone pole street lights shining directly downwards.  About 4 feet off the curb, directly under the street light also, there was a bush, about 7 feet tall, around 5 feet in diameter.  This is after curfew remember.  Now I have to take a piss.  So I stepped onto the curb and go around the bush to take a leak.  Im trying to pee.  Trying and trying but nothing is coming out.  I know I have to go so I decided to give it a few minutes trying to relax.  Finally I started to go and was so happy about it that it brought a huge smile to my face and some laughter.  Half way through my pee the police swarm the crowd of kids 6 feet away from me off the curb.  Now I freak.  I pull up my pants, piss on myself, and I step into the bush.  Remember now this is a small bush.  Now another police cruiser comes, and then another, and then another.  I am almost shitting my pants.  Everyone is getting searched.  Now Im contemplating whether I should just step out and join them, give myself up.  Afterall, I cant let them find me there right?  All their police lights were on so now there are trails of red all over the place.  It was like the 4th of July right in front of me.  Everytime I swayed in one direction I would hear the leaves crackle under my feet.  Sounded like firecrackers.  So many things went through my head I cant remember exactly what they were.  This process took like 30-45 minutes real time, felt like 20 hours.  They ended up taking half the kids away and leave the others because they live right close by.  I then step out of my bush completely relieved with piss on myself.  Couldnt be happier.  Then I started thinking about the odds of me having to take a piss right there.  What were the odds of it not coming out on time and having to stay around the bush for a few minutes.  This fascinated me for hours.  Did I actually enjoy hiding in the bush? Would I want to do it again?......Not much of a story but I felt I had to share......lol


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