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Offlinewecontrolsweetfreedom
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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1381611 - 03/16/03 04:44 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Excellent... You've inspired millions... Let's just say i'll be making a trip to the pet store sooner than i thought... Furthermore, keep em...


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OfflineMrBump
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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: FreakQlibrium] * 2
    #1381840 - 03/16/03 06:25 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Humans have already been crossed with frogs... they are known as the French.


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OfflineQuintessence
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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: MrBump]
    #1382108 - 03/16/03 09:01 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Best Thread Ever


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Quintessence]
    #1382124 - 03/16/03 09:10 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Masturbate onto a spider next!


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InvisibleFreakQlibrium
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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1382285 - 03/17/03 12:43 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

" I just went to the front door to retreive the evening paper and there was a fucking frog on my front step! I felt my heart skip a beat."

It was probably their lawyer coming to hit you up for child support :grin: 


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1383661 - 03/17/03 11:19 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Zepplin,

Write up a tek on your entire procedure and post it. We could start a new section on the Shroomery with it!


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Spunkee]
    #1385119 - 03/17/03 05:53 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Zepplin,

Write up a tek on your entire procedure and post it. We could start a new section on the Shroomery with it!




How about instead we forget the whole incident. Now I'm sorry I even mentioned it.I just stopped shaking this afternoon.......Now,lets forget it.


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Invisibleblackroselobo
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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1385600 - 03/17/03 07:50 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

I have to ask this. But what do they look like in the stage they are in right now.? Keep them. Because I want to know how they turn out. You can always kill them later. Sorry.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: pleasesmokemarijuana]
    #1385678 - 03/17/03 08:16 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

I wanna know were you're from that all these animals do those things. Lay eggs I mean.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: stefan]
    #1385680 - 03/17/03 08:17 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

rofl. No shit.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: blackroselobo]
    #1386755 - 03/18/03 06:12 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Read the entire post..They've been released already.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Pinhead]
    #1387420 - 03/18/03 09:59 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

I know. I already feel like a fool. Thanks. :smile:


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1389503 - 03/18/03 10:43 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

I can't stop laughing.  All i can say is if this is a joke, you are the man, but if this is true, god save our souls and every man woman and child for themselves! :shocked: 


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1471354 - 04/18/03 09:12 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Ok,now things are getting really wierd around here. There have been a lot of family pets missing lately in the neighborhood and sometimes late at night I hear an erie croaking sound coming from the direction of the swamp.Am I loosing my mind!?
I'm going to have to tell someone about this soon before someone gets hurt. Anyone have any advise?


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OfflineCultyVader
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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1471615 - 04/18/03 10:54 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Next time she lays another clutch do it again and see if it works again. Then let these ones fully devlop and see if anything is different about them. If so write a book about it and become rich. Otherwise forget about it because theres nothing you can do and telling other people is going to get you into more trouble than you want. It will raise questions about you and everyone you tell will look at you like some fucked up wierdo.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1471764 - 04/18/03 11:47 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

HAHAHAHA

but hey, next time, don't be stealing South Park plots for post topics.  :grin: 


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: ]
    #1472462 - 04/19/03 04:04 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

I saw the one I think you're talking about..Was'nt it something about Sea Monkeys and a sperm bank?


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1472697 - 04/19/03 09:27 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

this is the best i've heard in a while :laugh:

say, if you mainpulated your sperm and removed some chromosomes, would you be able to reproduce with frogs? hmm


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Pinhead]
    #1473125 - 04/19/03 02:08 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

yeah, that one was funny as hell.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: ]
    #1512079 - 05/01/03 07:06 PM (18 years, 19 days ago)

oh my god, i think that was the funniest thread i read in my whole life.

you cant cross-species fertilize and grow, but animals can switch sexes to make babies (think the frog genes in jurassic park, i know youve seen it)

you shouldnt have dumped them though, it would have been way cool to keep them.  besides, how are you going to have piece of mind knowing they are out there somewhere?

but thank you all for making my day-- i was totally bummed and now feel about a million times better.  i love you all.

:grin:


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