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InvisiblePinhead
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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #1378469 - 03/15/03 03:02 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Jack off on one of my Poison Dart Frogs and I'll pepper your ass with buckshot!


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InvisibleFreakQlibrium
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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Pinhead]
    #1378477 - 03/15/03 03:06 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

"Jack off on one of my Poison Dart Frogs and I'll pepper your ass with buckshot!"

What if they seduced me? :grin: 


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Pinhead]
    #1378478 - 03/15/03 03:06 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

If my cat ever lays an egg will you cum on it too?
Then we could have sex with catwomans.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: pleasesmokemarijuana]
    #1378483 - 03/15/03 03:08 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

"If my cat ever lays an egg will you cum on it too?"


i don't think cats lay eggs, even in Ontario :grin: 


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: FreakQlibrium]
    #1378755 - 03/15/03 06:00 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

If you're talking about cat's farting they do especially when they're kittens.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: pleasesmokemarijuana]
    #1378760 - 03/15/03 06:02 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Maybe he could cum on my gerbil's eggs?


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1379224 - 03/15/03 09:49 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

they look pretty normal to me :smile:
if it's some kind of special expensive frog you could raise them and sess them to a pet shop or something. (when you do, don't tel them this story... :wink:)


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: stefan]
    #1379228 - 03/15/03 09:50 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Those are very specil part human frogs dude.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: pleasesmokemarijuana]
    #1379288 - 03/15/03 10:10 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Isn't that cute, you are going to be a father!  :grin: 


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1379583 - 03/16/03 01:36 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

hehehe

thats it thats all i got regarding this therad...

oh wait there is more I have to say....

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Karen] * 1
    #1379675 - 03/16/03 03:21 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

I released the little bastards this morning,I have every reason to beleive they will survive if they were ever intended to in the first place.
I'm still trying to convince myself that there's no way I could of fertilized the eggs,but for the life of me I can't understand how else they could of become fertile any other way.At least now they are out of sight and hopefully soon,out of mind.
For those of you that were trying to help me through this tough situation,thanks.


Edited by Zepplin (03/16/03 03:22 AM)


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1379961 - 03/16/03 06:57 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Now u did it Zepplin , It the frog people take over the world were going to blame u ! U should of rasied your children to adulthood and u could of been rich, real rich!! So do it again and sell them on e-bay !


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1380446 - 03/16/03 09:49 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

I'm not even gonna read this entire thread, just throw in what I know:

cross-species fertilization occurs extremely easily.
The enzymes that the sperm secrete to penetrate the outside of the ovum is universal.
The sperm WILL enter the ovum (almost completely regardless of species), this 'fertilizing' it in some respect.

Any further than that, and the first cell division attempt would realize that the genetic information is VASTLY different and the cells would undergo cell-death. Thus, no monkey-man, or man-frogs, or what have you...


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Killjoy]
    #1380455 - 03/16/03 09:55 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

so he was telling the truth???


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Blue_JAY]
    #1380701 - 03/16/03 11:30 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

You are either a great comedian or a really dumb fuck.

btw, this wan't a reply to Blue_JAY, but to the topic starter :smile:


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
    #1380846 - 03/16/03 12:22 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

You should have taken a flame thrower to the petri dish.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin] * 2
    #1380940 - 03/16/03 12:50 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

No man, here's what you do: collect some more eggs, except, this time don't masturbate on them. When you keep them in the petri dish under the same conditions, they'll like develop and you'll see its ok.

Maybe write yourself a big note though, so you don't forget. "Don't masturbate on these eggs."


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: djfrog] * 1
    #1380953 - 03/16/03 12:53 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

I just ate an apricot, and your thread gave me a great idea. Yup, I masturbated on the seed and buried it outside. I sort of planted it out of the way, so hopefully no one will see the giant apricot tree man before it grows big enough to defend itself.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: djfrog]
    #1380992 - 03/16/03 01:03 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

first of all, IF they survive then there is a good possibility of establishing Xenopus population in your area.
and youre in alot of shit if the natural recsource commison does a paternity test.


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Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Mitchnast] * 1
    #1381556 - 03/16/03 04:27 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Like I know this is only a coincidense,but I just went to the front door to retreive the evening paper and there was a fucking frog on my front step! I felt my heart skip a beat.I can't wait till this shit is over!


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