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Acidic_Sloth
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Midnight Bacon and Mushroom Omelette 3
#13767214 - 01/11/11 02:46 AM (13 years, 20 days ago) |
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What you'll need:
- 3 Eggs
- Bacon
- Mushrooms
- Onion
- Garlic
- Cheese
- Salt
- Pepper
- Butter
- Avocado (optional)
- Sriracha (optional)

Firstly, let's fry up some bacon!

Once your bacon is done, set aside to cool until it's cool enough to crumble.
Next up, sauté mushrooms, onions, and garlic until they are of the consistency of your liking:

Whisk eggs, salt, and pepper together. Add a decent amount of butter in a separate pan, set to medium heat and add your whisked eggs to the pan. Let cook until ready and add your bacon, mushrooms, and cheese: 
Lastly, flip closed your omelette and let sit on low heat for a couple of minutes until the cheese gets nice and melty and omelette is a nice golden brown:

Finally, it's ready! Top with avocado and sriracha. Eat Up!
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shroomzi8
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Re: Midnight Bacon and Mushroom Omelette [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#13767249 - 01/11/11 03:01 AM (13 years, 20 days ago) |
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got me hungry, that has. stick some in a jiffy bag n post it to me please.
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Acidic_Sloth
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Re: Midnight Bacon and Mushroom Omelette [Re: shroomzi8]
#13767270 - 01/11/11 03:11 AM (13 years, 20 days ago) |
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i can't, i ate it all already.
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Re: Midnight Bacon and Mushroom Omelette [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#13767275 - 01/11/11 03:12 AM (13 years, 20 days ago) |
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i dont eat eggs or shrooms but boy that does look good to me
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Acidic_Sloth
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Re: Midnight Bacon and Mushroom Omelette [Re: Disco Forever]
#13767283 - 01/11/11 03:14 AM (13 years, 20 days ago) |
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you are crazy for not liking eggs. eggs are delicious and so are mushrooms, especially when sautéed with onions and garlic.
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Re: Midnight Bacon and Mushroom Omelette [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#13767503 - 01/11/11 06:09 AM (13 years, 20 days ago) |
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Quote:
Acidic_Sloth said: i can't, i ate it all already.
bugger!
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Disco Forever
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Re: Midnight Bacon and Mushroom Omelette [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#13767955 - 01/11/11 10:05 AM (13 years, 20 days ago) |
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Quote:
Acidic_Sloth said: you are crazy for not liking eggs. eggs are delicious and so are mushrooms, especially when sautéed with onions and garlic.
eggs are yuck
and so are the mush
to me anyway
but it does still look good
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Re: Midnight Bacon and Mushroom Omelette [Re: Disco Forever]
#13772161 - 01/11/11 10:38 PM (13 years, 19 days ago) |
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Thanks for sharing, definitely one of the best omelets i have seen!
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Re: Midnight Bacon and Mushroom Omelette [Re: dstark]
#13772198 - 01/11/11 10:43 PM (13 years, 19 days ago) |
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making a neat omelette definitely takes practice. things can get messy when flipping if you don't have practice under your belt. a nonstick pan helps greatly, as does using plenty of butter.
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Re: Midnight Bacon and Mushroom Omelette [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#13772725 - 01/12/11 12:53 AM (13 years, 19 days ago) |
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that second to last picture, is mighty tasty.
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Re: Midnight Bacon and Mushroom Omelette [Re: LiquidSmoke]
#13772766 - 01/12/11 01:04 AM (13 years, 19 days ago) |
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i will make you an omelette if you are ever in my area.
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Re: Midnight Bacon and Mushroom Omelette [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#13772839 - 01/12/11 01:32 AM (13 years, 19 days ago) |
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i would be a very very happy diner.
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Re: Midnight Bacon and Mushroom Omelette [Re: LiquidSmoke]
#13772962 - 01/12/11 02:31 AM (13 years, 19 days ago) |
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hell yeah you would. i make a damn delicious omelette.
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Re: Midnight Bacon and Mushroom Omelette [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#13774650 - 01/12/11 01:12 PM (13 years, 19 days ago) |
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my favorite part of making an omellete is flipping it in the air.  fresh herbs and gruyere for the cheese mmm...
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Re: Midnight Bacon and Mushroom Omelette [Re: Acidic_Sloth] 1
#13779623 - 01/13/11 11:01 AM (13 years, 18 days ago) |
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Omelette tip:
If you are using 3 eggs, and that seems to be the right amount, take two of the eggs and separate the whites. Whip the whites until frothy, not peaks, and gently fold them into the rest of the beaten eggs. It will lighten it up nicely. Give it a try.
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Re: Midnight Bacon and Mushroom Omelette [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#13781685 - 01/13/11 05:06 PM (13 years, 17 days ago) |
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Save your bacon grease and use it to cook your eggs. trust me its Delicious, Also if you whiskey your eggs with a bit of milk they are a bit fluffier
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Re: Midnight Bacon and Mushroom Omelette [Re: trekie]
#13783252 - 01/13/11 10:04 PM (13 years, 17 days ago) |
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i did actually add bacon grease in the the butter. i do not always do this though; only when i feel like more artery clogging goodness is this technique applied.
in the middle of the night, it is probably not such a good idea.
zappa: i will try whipping up the whites the next time i make an omelette. it sounds like a nice way to fluff things up without using milk. milk in an omelette is no okay with me and i have always wondered if there was an alternative way. now that you mention it, it makes perfect sense. thanks for the tip!
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Re: Midnight Bacon and Mushroom Omelette [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#13784826 - 01/14/11 06:48 AM (13 years, 17 days ago) |
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I really appreciated your Sweet Carmelized Onion Chicken Burger, that thing is so tasty and yet so simple to make. And now this! It looks delicious and I have to make that just now. Thanks
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Re: Midnight Bacon and Mushroom Omelette [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#13786534 - 01/14/11 02:36 PM (13 years, 17 days ago) |
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Acidic_Sloth said: making a neat omelette definitely takes practice.
Yep. We had an omelet station at culinary school that prepared them for the restaurant. Our instructors took it more seriously than anything else. I'd say 75% of the omelets got thrown out. They wanted perfection. Yours looks great, although the color on the pan side would be a big no no and some French chef would yell at you and slam the plate into the garbage. We were taught to scramble the mixture continuously until almost completely set, then add cheese or w/e, then using a wooden fork fold one side about halfway while tilting the pan and flipping the other side down. The whole process was done under high heat and literally took about 15 seconds. I never knew making omelets could be so stressful and chaotic. After that I learned to love the flat omelet.
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Re: Midnight Bacon and Mushroom Omelette [Re: caphillkid]
#13787155 - 01/14/11 04:40 PM (13 years, 16 days ago) |
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I hate the omelette station. Almost as much as I hated doing pouched quail eggs....
Mini eggs Bendick on black forest ham. Awesome but my god
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