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Offlinecrackawebsta
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My gf just referred to her vagina as a furry ketchup burger
    #13733060 - 01/05/11 12:30 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

:albundy:


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Re: My gf just referred to her vagina as a furry ketchup burger [Re: crackawebsta]
    #13733068 - 01/05/11 12:32 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

:cool:

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InvisibleMush 4 Brains
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Re: My gf just referred to her vagina as a furry ketchup burger [Re: skatealex2] * 1
    #13733077 - 01/05/11 12:33 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

:urreallydumb: fuckin ewwwwwwwwwwww

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OfflineFungal-one
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Re: My gf just referred to her vagina as a furry ketchup burger [Re: skatealex2]
    #13733079 - 01/05/11 12:34 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I didn't see the 'just' in the title at first. It's not so bad if it was just a one time thing.

She coulda called it the blue waffle.


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Re: My gf just referred to her vagina as a furry ketchup burger [Re: skatealex2]
    #13733080 - 01/05/11 12:34 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

ketchup? furry??! :ugh:

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Re: My gf just referred to her vagina as a furry ketchup burger [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #13733093 - 01/05/11 12:36 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

she's banging someone else, bro


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OfflineTheHandOfDoom
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Re: My gf just referred to her vagina as a furry ketchup burger [Re: Alec_Baldwin]
    #13733190 - 01/05/11 12:56 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

DSHSB? :feelsgoodman:


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Re: My gf just referred to her vagina as a furry ketchup burger [Re: crackawebsta]
    #13733191 - 01/05/11 12:57 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I guess we'd need to see it to really under stand yeah? :smirk:


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Re: My gf just referred to her vagina as a furry ketchup burger [Re: twighead]
    #13733201 - 01/05/11 12:58 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

twighead said:
I guess we'd need to see it to really under stand yeah? :smirk:



and theirs the challenge. excellent delivery.:thumbup:

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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: My gf just referred to her vagina as a furry ketchup burger [Re: Alec_Baldwin]
    #13733209 - 01/05/11 01:00 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Alec_Baldwin said:
she's banging someone else, bro


:durrhurr:

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Re: My gf just referred to her vagina as a furry ketchup burger [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #13733216 - 01/05/11 01:01 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

lol


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Offlinecrackawebsta
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Re: My gf just referred to her vagina as a furry ketchup burger [Re: weedist]
    #13733266 - 01/05/11 01:11 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

now she claims it to be her ham wallet:confused:

and yet it is slightly more arousing

like imagine sticking your dick in a ham wallet. . . I bet it would't be so bad with a little warm mayo :smilingpuppy:


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Re: My gf just referred to her vagina as a furry ketchup burger [Re: crackawebsta]
    #13733275 - 01/05/11 01:14 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

:lolsy:

I been talking to this chick lately and I called hers a ham wallet the other day and she got pissed. So I said, spam purse?

It didnt help :dumbass:

Btw, I met her on OkCupid because you assholes convinced me it was dankness. I'm going to her house saturday and prolly staying till monday :fonz:


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: My gf just referred to her vagina as a furry ketchup burger [Re: Fungal-one]
    #13733312 - 01/05/11 01:26 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

BWAHAHAHA!1  :laugh2:

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Re: My gf just referred to her vagina as a furry ketchup burger [Re: akira_akuma]
    #13733330 - 01/05/11 01:31 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

:freshwtf:
LOL


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Re: My gf just referred to her vagina as a furry ketchup burger [Re: candyflip420]
    #13733377 - 01/05/11 01:39 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

:dizope:

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Re: My gf just referred to her vagina as a furry ketchup burger [Re: crackawebsta]
    #13733392 - 01/05/11 01:45 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

crackawebsta said:
:albundy:




You should marry her :naughty:


... or just DSHSB


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Re: My gf just referred to her vagina as a furry ketchup burger [Re: weedist]
    #13733407 - 01/05/11 01:48 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I love my girlfriend, she tells me when boobs are on TV


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Re: My gf just referred to her vagina as a furry ketchup burger [Re: Shins]
    #13733411 - 01/05/11 01:48 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

we better not get any pics of a furry ketchup burger or im gonna be :feelsbadman:


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Re: My gf just referred to her vagina as a furry ketchup burger [Re: Enthrall]
    #13737708 - 01/05/11 08:40 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Damn, the images going through my head...


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