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 Re: Stuffed! The 30,000-calorie Christmas feast eaten by the world's fattest mum in ONE two-hour sit  [Re: 4runner]
#13691647 - 12/27/10 03:46 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Just think of those hemorrhoids 
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 bbl337
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Re: Stuffed! The 30,000-calorie Christmas feast eaten by the world's fattest mum in ONE two-hour sitting [Re: 4runner]
#13691664 - 12/27/10 03:49 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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She needed a team of 30 medics to deliver her daughter Jacqueline during a high-risk Caesarean birth.
I'm in medic school right now and I can tell you, you NEVER need a team that big for a single person. Much more of a "GUYS COME HERE AND LOOK WHAT THIS THING IS THINGING!"
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Re: Stuffed! The 30,000-calorie Christmas feast eaten by the world's fattest mum in ONE two-hour sitting [Re: bbl337]
#13691690 - 12/27/10 03:54 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Thing is thinging
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bbl337
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Re: Stuffed! The 30,000-calorie Christmas feast eaten by the world's fattest mum in ONE two-hour sitting [Re: bbl337]
#13691719 - 12/27/10 04:01 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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seriously, i guarantee any volunteer organization of EMS/fireEMS would be like HOLYSHIT THAT THING IS GIVING BIRTH and even the dispatchers would be like I WANNA BE THERE GOD DAMN IT for that woman giving birth. Not because it's a beautiful thing, and in reality it's a horrible horrible thing, but because a whale is giving birth and it's the kind of thing you should show your children so you can say "never do that. ever."
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Re: Stuffed! The 30,000-calorie Christmas feast eaten by the world's fattest mum in ONE two-hour sitting [Re: bbl337]
#13691831 - 12/27/10 04:21 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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I agree with everyone else here; especially on the feasibility of eating all that food in a 2-hour time period.
Two 25 pound turkeys? Two 15 pound hams? FIVE LOAVES OF BREAD?
No one can just eat five loaves of bread on top of the turkeys and hams and still have room for all that other shit they listed. Not even a professional. The human body is not a fucking clown car (though obviously the Yugo is).
She is full of shit.
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LobsterSauce
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Re: Stuffed! The 30,000-calorie Christmas feast eaten by the world's fattest mum in ONE two-hour sitting [Re: Humility]
#13691838 - 12/27/10 04:22 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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The four pints of gravy really got me 
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Re: Stuffed! The 30,000-calorie Christmas feast eaten by the world's fattest mum in ONE two-hour sitting [Re: LobsterSauce]
#13692122 - 12/27/10 05:10 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yo... How does she shit? I doubt your average toilet can support 600lbs. I've always wondered how super fat people wipe their ass too. Like, wondered but don't really wanna know the answer type thing.
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Re: Stuffed! The 30,000-calorie Christmas feast eaten by the world's fattest mum in ONE two-hour sitting [Re: Gumby]
#13692148 - 12/27/10 05:16 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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This beast needs to be put down like a large German bear...
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bbl337
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Re: Stuffed! The 30,000-calorie Christmas feast eaten by the world's fattest mum in ONE two-hour sitting [Re: Gumby]
#13692153 - 12/27/10 05:17 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Gumby said:
Yo... How does she shit? I doubt your average toilet can support 600lbs. I've always wondered how super fat people wipe their ass too. Like, wondered but don't really wanna know the answer type thing.
I wish I didn't know the answer to the second part, but thank fucking god some of them try to 
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Re: Stuffed! The 30,000-calorie Christmas feast eaten by the world's fattest mum in ONE two-hour sitting [Re: Gumby]
#13692159 - 12/27/10 05:18 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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i'm pretty sure you can hire people to catch your shit in a bucket and wipe your ass. just like at the hospital with a bed pan.
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LobsterSauce
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Re: Stuffed! The 30,000-calorie Christmas feast eaten by the world's fattest mum in ONE two-hour sitting [Re: Gumby]
#13692169 - 12/27/10 05:19 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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There's been a few suggestions thrown out. A towel,a carwash or a large lady bidet equipped with a harness and an auto washer and dryer.
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Shroomism
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Re: Stuffed! The 30,000-calorie Christmas feast eaten by the world's fattest mum in ONE two-hour sitting [Re: LobsterSauce]
#13692338 - 12/27/10 06:02 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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pressure washer/sand blaster
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Re: Stuffed! The 30,000-calorie Christmas feast eaten by the world's fattest mum in ONE two-hour sitting [Re: Shroomism]
#13692344 - 12/27/10 06:04 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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She should do acid, and realize what a fat fuck she is.
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Re: Stuffed! The 30,000-calorie Christmas feast eaten by the world's fattest mum in ONE two-hour sitting [Re: tha_doctor] 1
#13692351 - 12/27/10 06:05 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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tha_doctor said:
This is what happens when people are denied psychedelics
Congrats for dumbest reply of 2010.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Stuffed! The 30,000-calorie Christmas feast eaten by the world's fattest mum in ONE two-hour sitting [Re: fapjack]
#13692407 - 12/27/10 06:15 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Lola said:
You'd be surprised what can fit in a Yugo....
managed to fit 5 people in a fiero
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fapjack said:
This is a job, if anything she is doing a lot more than the scores of people I used to know on methadone that collected disability/SSI.
I dont believe drug addiction, obesity or felony records should be
considered a disability, I say cut the fuckers off cold
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