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OfflineDosile Kouki
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Re: Drugs in your luggage. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #13649808 - 12/17/10 11:32 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

well, yeah that might work. I still think they will see it on the xray though because it wont be like 100% perfectly packed.


Bringing drugs to an airport is a fairly redundant idea anyway, just buy some crack in your city when you get home. Or just puff it up and be done with it, or even throw it away.


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Re: Drugs in your luggage. [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #13649841 - 12/17/10 11:38 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Hoop it, its the only 100% safe way to smuggle drugs on a plane now.


Shove it in a balloon wrap that up in saran wrap take a huge shit couple hours before your flight then lube up the package with some vaseline and shove it up there nice and deep like


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Re: Drugs in your luggage. [Re: Enigma of Ankou]
    #13649856 - 12/17/10 11:40 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

.....Definitely not worth it man. If I was you(and into crack) I would use it all before I left. Is it really worth the possibility of getting caught?


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Re: Drugs in your luggage. [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #13649858 - 12/17/10 11:41 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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DosileFlynn said:
well, yeah that might work. I still think they will see it on the xray though because it wont be like 100% perfectly packed.


Bringing drugs to an airport is a fairly redundant idea anyway, just buy some crack in your city when you get home. Or just puff it up and be done with it, or even throw it away.




It's quite a chunk, if I smoked it all to myself over the next couple days of vacation, I would definitely be a junkie by the time I got back lol.


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Re: Drugs in your luggage. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #13649886 - 12/17/10 11:48 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

If it's quite a chunk i'd be worried that the dude is going to come back to get it and say where is my crack, in a not too pleased manner.


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Re: Drugs in your luggage. [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #13649902 - 12/17/10 11:54 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I stayed in the hotel for one night, i'm already long gone. We were homies, he like dropped it off, and never came back. He even left his i.d.


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Re: Drugs in your luggage. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #13649913 - 12/17/10 11:56 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Don't be stupid.  Throw that shit away.


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Re: Drugs in your luggage. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #13649915 - 12/17/10 11:57 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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I stayed in the hotel for one night, i'm already long gone. We were homies, he like dropped it off, and never came back. He even left his i.d.




I think that was a mistake then, who leaves their I.D. anywhere?


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Re: Drugs in your luggage. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #13649937 - 12/18/10 12:03 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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I hear they have those new x-ray scanner things at seatac. I'm not really sure what the procedure is or if everyone gets screened. But wouldn't the be able to see it in my colon?

It was pretty intense, and it's not that I care that much, I'd just hate to see good drugs go to waste.




Cracks not a good drug man...


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Re: Drugs in your luggage. [Re: Rocker232]
    #13649945 - 12/18/10 12:05 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

crack heroin and meth are junkie drugs :nonono:


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Re: Drugs in your luggage. [Re: Enigma of Ankou]
    #13649957 - 12/18/10 12:10 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Your mom's my junkie drug.


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Re: Drugs in your luggage. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #13649962 - 12/18/10 12:11 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

:smbfacepalm:


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Re: Drugs in your luggage. [Re: Enigma of Ankou]
    #13649989 - 12/18/10 12:22 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

"Pardon me, sir, but I believe I may have misplaced my rock..."

smoke it, or make a homeless person really happy


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Re: Drugs in your luggage. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #13650041 - 12/18/10 12:37 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

first I'll say crack is indeed wack. although i do know perfectly 'normal' addicts. Also it gets a bad rap if you ask me. there are people that do it once and that's it, they be zuckin dicks in no time flat for another piece. At the same time there are plenty that do it from time to time and never have problems with addiction. just use your head.

ime/o, on your person (up the bum or ballon>string>swallow) is the most feasible if you must bring it with you through the airport. obviously, opt out of the scanners.

btw drugs go thru the mail e'ry day. :wink:
a rock about the size of a quarter??... good lord i wish i had one right now. i got fiends all around and only 20 bucks to my name.. :macdre:

moving forward.. break it into smaller chunks. 3 pieces of cardboard. 1 as a back and 1 as a front, one with holes cut in for said chunks. tape middle to back, ad crack, tape on cover, put in envelope, mail, smoke crumbs.
also the back and front could be thin cereal box type cardboard, but the inner piece should be a bit thicker. and the whole thing, envelope and all shouldn't exceed 7grams.

There are other ways to send it through the mail, but you can use your imagination and common sense.. people do it alllll the time and never get caught..

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Re: Drugs in your luggage. [Re: x473]
    #13650051 - 12/18/10 12:39 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

You aint gonna make sure your 'homie' gets his id back? You suck.


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Re: Drugs in your luggage. [Re: Fungal-one]
    #13650069 - 12/18/10 12:42 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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You aint gonna make sure your 'homie' gets his id back? You suck.




that would involve the possibility of said homie also asking for his crack back so....

No he's not going to do that.


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Re: Drugs in your luggage. [Re: Fungal-one]
    #13650077 - 12/18/10 12:45 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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You aint gonna make sure your 'homie' gets his id back? You suck.




I planned on mailing it to him.


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Re: Drugs in your luggage. [Re: Enjoywho]
    #13650085 - 12/18/10 12:46 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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Enjoywho said:
Quote:

Fungal-one said:
You aint gonna make sure your 'homie' gets his id back? You suck.




I planned on mailing it to him.



If it were me I'd hand deliver it with the rock and say hey man, you left this shit. But then again I know how to handle shit in a way which will further myself. :lolsy:


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Re: Drugs in your luggage. [Re: Fungal-one]
    #13650093 - 12/18/10 12:49 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Lol, he dissapeared into the city, I wasn't going to go out of my way to track his house down. Nor did I have time to.


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    #13650110 - 12/18/10 12:54 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Pop in on him. I know what he's doin to you. He left you the rock and the id so you would come beatin down his door for another. If you bring back the id and rock I bet he starts offering you quarter oz clunkers for $300 and tells you you need to sell. Im not encouraging you to sling rock but Im trying to show you that you can turn this into something much better than gettin popped at the airport with cocaine OR turnin your buddies on to a blast.

Handle it in your own special way but I have a gift when it comes to this :zappa:


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