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HairyTaco
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The worst "food" you have tasted.
#13646813 - 12/17/10 12:05 PM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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Post the worst "food" you have eaten -not including inedible stuff like dog shit.
For me, it was a horrible concoction made from a juicer. My girlfriend at the time was a on health kick. She wanted to go on the "raw" diet, and she bought a juicer to help with consuming huge amount of veg and fruits in a day.
She came home one day with a lot of vegatables varieties that I wouldnt normally buy at the grocery store, and she told me to "juice" it. 
I have no fucking idea where she got the recipe from, but I'm guessing it was from some nutty health food site.
I had to juice these vegetables for this "recipe": Collard greens (hardly any juice in them), Garlic, Rutabaga, Mushrooms (produce hardly any juice in a juicer surprisingly), Asparagus, Rapini, Cauliflower and Broccoli.
It produced a 2 cups of a dark green liquid. I chugged it. I have never tasted anything so vile in my life, there is nothing I can compare this taste to.
I consider my self a human "garbage disposal" with the foods I can eat. I pretty much will eat anything, and I love trying new foods, but this juice recipe was by far the worst thing I have tasted.
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Re: The worst "food" you have tasted. [Re: HairyTaco]
#13646857 - 12/17/10 12:15 PM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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I had the same exp with the "Juicer" Fuckin health freaks ehhhh!
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I had recently had some pasta recipe with truffle butter. We all hated it.
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Re: The worst "food" you have tasted. [Re: HairyTaco]
#13647575 - 12/17/10 02:53 PM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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Had something at a greek restaurant that was burnt vegetables in liquid smoke.
Also the pizza I had at the hong kong airport was deplorable.
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Re: The worst "food" you have tasted. [Re: HairyTaco]
#13649537 - 12/17/10 10:38 PM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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The worst thing I ever made was many years ago when I tried to make spaghetti and I used dill as an ingredient.
Dill was green and I thought it would work...
It didnt.
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Re: The worst "food" you have tasted. [Re: HairyTaco]
#13655126 - 12/19/10 08:13 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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I was working in this restaurant and it was opening day. We were having people like Adrià and Arzak over for this opening party along with restaurant critics and the odd politician. So the manager and kitchen team decide it is time to show some skillz.
The whole cocktail meal we served was foams, deconstructions and spherifications. Nothing looked like food! I think the only thing recognizable was this Kobe beef dish.
The one I will never forget will be the deconstructed black rice. Black rice is a paella like dish made from rice coloured with squid ink and full of seafood. This one had been "deconstructed"
Imagine a shot glass filled with a black liquid and a cocktail stick with a piece of fried squid balanced on top. Not only did it taste vile and have a disgusting texture it also had another disturbing effect. Imagine a room filled with some of the world's most important chefs and gastronomical critics plus a load of politicians and journalists. All with their whitened teeth and big fake smiles. Now imagine what havoc liquid coloured with squid ink can cause to all those smiles. They were all walking about with black teeth and lips pretending that nothing had happened.
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Re: The worst "food" you have tasted. [Re: Nibin]
#13655131 - 12/19/10 08:15 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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if you cook it it smell like shit...... I dont really understand people like this food
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Re: The worst "food" you have tasted. [Re: henk600]
#13655139 - 12/19/10 08:18 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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Olives
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Re: The worst "food" you have tasted. [Re: henk600]
#13655140 - 12/19/10 08:18 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hej een Nederlander 
What is that?
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Re: The worst "food" you have tasted. [Re: LobsterSauce]
#13655141 - 12/19/10 08:19 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Jimtown said: Olives
It's like you're eating a human finger
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Re: The worst "food" you have tasted. [Re: Beanhead]
#13655163 - 12/19/10 08:29 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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So horrible.
Olives are the only thing that comes to mind. Never eaten an egg on it's own in my life.
Well I've had raw ones but not cooked. No idea why but as long as I can remember they've repulsed me.
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Re: The worst "food" you have tasted. [Re: LobsterSauce]
#13655274 - 12/19/10 09:21 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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Id never eat an egg. The smell of someone cooking one alone is enough to make me gag in my mouth.
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Quote:
LadyLittleZeppelin said: I had the same exp with the "Juicer" Fuckin health freaks ehhhh!
if you find someone who juices and actually knows what theyre doing, there are alot of tasty juice combinations. one of my favorites is 1 apple, 1" piece of ginger, 1/4 head cabbage, 2 carrots and a stalk of celery.
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Re: The worst "food" you have tasted. [Re: HairyTaco]
#13655537 - 12/19/10 11:04 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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The entire Cheesecake Factory menu.
Anything made without passion and attention.
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Re: The worst "food" you have tasted. [Re: soochi]
#13655634 - 12/19/10 11:36 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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Wait I take that back about the juicer! I eat on a naval war vessel almost everyday. The shit is so horrible I'm having severe stomach issues from it. I scarf down a entire meal and within a hour later my stomach swells and I'm in so much pain I can't move. Food from anywhere else doesn't do it. I have a catscan pic. of my stomach swelling up and it looks bad
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Those foam candy peanuts are pretty bad. Not the worst thing I've ever eaten, though.
I'm kinda picky about food, anything that smells weird isn't going to even make it into my mouth for tasting.
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Re: The worst "food" you have tasted. [Re: eniac]
#13656147 - 12/19/10 01:37 PM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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eniac said: Those foam candy peanuts are pretty bad. Not the worst thing I've ever eaten, though.
I'm kinda picky about food, anything that smells weird isn't going to even make it into my mouth for tasting.
You mean Circus Peanuts? Yeah, those are pretty awful. What flavor is that supposed to be anyway?
Edit: Wikipedia says it's artificial banana.
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Re: The worst "food" you have tasted. [Re: Baby_Hitler]
#13656172 - 12/19/10 01:44 PM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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Absolutely anything artifical banana is disgusting by nature.
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Re: The worst "food" you have tasted. [Re: LobsterSauce]
#13656185 - 12/19/10 01:48 PM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Jimtown said: So horrible.
Olives are the only thing that comes to mind. Never eaten an egg on it's own in my life.
Well I've had raw ones but not cooked. No idea why but as long as I can remember they've repulsed me.
what the fuck? I hate picky eaters like you.
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Re: The worst "food" you have tasted. [Re: LeftyBurnz]
#13656387 - 12/19/10 02:30 PM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
LeftyBurnz said:
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LadyLittleZeppelin said: I had the same exp with the "Juicer" Fuckin health freaks ehhhh!
if you find someone who juices and actually knows what theyre doing, there are alot of tasty juice combinations. one of my favorites is 1 apple, 1" piece of ginger, 1/4 head cabbage, 2 carrots and a stalk of celery.
Now that I think back on the incident, I'm quite sure there was ginger and I think an apple in that juice too.
I didn't try too many things with the juicer, but I do remember that red beets with apples wasn't all that bad.
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