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Anonymous #1

I saw Hitlers ghost
    #13632290 - 12/14/10 03:14 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I was asleep last night and then I woke up cause I had to go to the bathroom, I turn my head and I see hitler standing at the side of my bed, looking down at me. He told me that I have all the aryan features and I need to continue the fight. I was scared shitless and just went under my covers. After about 10 seconds, the hitler was gone.

What do i do?!

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Anonymous #2

Re: I saw Hitlers ghost [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13632302 - 12/14/10 03:16 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Go find some Jews to gas.

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Anonymous #3

Re: I saw Hitlers ghost [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #13632355 - 12/14/10 03:26 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

get back on your meds #1

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Anonymous #4

Re: I saw Hitlers ghost [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #13632463 - 12/14/10 03:46 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

this sucks

you'll have much better stories to tell when you huff jenkem

so get on it

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Anonymous #5

Re: I saw Hitlers ghost [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13632497 - 12/14/10 03:55 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah he does that all the time.
To get rid of the fucker report him to your local police.
No big deal, it's very common.

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Anonymous #6

Re: I saw Hitlers ghost [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13635294 - 12/15/10 01:54 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Sacrifice a goat and join the illuminati. Learn to like butt sex and encourage the purchase of smart phones to everyone you meet.  Remind the random passer-by to drink at least 8 glasses of water a day.  Tell your neighbors the importance of vaccinating their children. Become a preacher.  Shoot speed and deliver ground-shaking sermons. Create an alter ego that weak people flock to for guidance and advice. Earn their trust, tell them what to do. Tell them to spread your poison. Tell them to teach the un-learning you taught them. Become the principal of an elementary school. Be sure measures are taken to prevent any thinking from taking place. Stress the importance of staying away from drugs at grade 4, the importance of birth control at grade 6, the wonders of abortion at grade 8, and the visual horrors of sexually transmitted diseases at grade 9. Offer students a free pizza party if they report to local law officials any illegal activities in which their parents may be participating. Join the police force. Recognize your pack and stay close. Maybe someday you'll become a politician. That's where it's at.

You can only do so much man.

Or see a psychiatrist. Maybe he has a better plan you fucking nazi.

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Anonymous #7

Re: I saw Hitlers ghost [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13635547 - 12/15/10 05:01 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

just hang up a crucifix, i haer that usually does the trick.

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