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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Mother is coming... *DELETED*
#13625566 - 12/13/10 09:47 AM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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4runner


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Re: Mother is coming... [Re: Patlal]
#13625572 - 12/13/10 09:49 AM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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What... Damn clean your own place slob. Should have just got a dinner out of it or something.
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: Mother is coming... [Re: 4runner]
#13625577 - 12/13/10 09:50 AM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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anunnakian said: What... Damn clean your own place slob. Should have just got a dinner out of it or something.
It was her fuckin idea
Why the hell would I risk all of this shit lol
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Kada
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Re: Mother is coming... [Re: 4runner]
#13625578 - 12/13/10 09:50 AM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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NO shit. If my mom came over to clean my house I would feel retarded.
-------------------- ~The Cultivators Motherload~ "I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein "There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama Live long and prosper.
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Kada
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Re: Mother is coming... [Re: Patlal]
#13625581 - 12/13/10 09:51 AM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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That cat in your sig is freaking me out man.
-------------------- ~The Cultivators Motherload~ "I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein "There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama Live long and prosper.
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Salomon
ಠ︵ಠ balance ಠ_ಠ weaver ಠ‿ಠ

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Re: Mother is coming... [Re: Patlal]
#13625582 - 12/13/10 09:51 AM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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i hope she finds your porn
it'll make christmas even more special when she gets you a script to hustler
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: Mother is coming... [Re: Salomon]
#13625587 - 12/13/10 09:52 AM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Salomon said: i hope she finds your porn
it'll make christmas even more special when she gets you a script to hustler
lol, who buys porn anymore??? its called the internet... lol
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Re: Mother is coming... [Re: Patlal]
#13625589 - 12/13/10 09:53 AM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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sub-par decision making
why would you want your mommy to clean your place?
tell your girlfriend to put the dildos down and pick up a broom
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SpiritualSnorkel
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Re: Mother is coming... [Re: Patlal]
#13625623 - 12/13/10 10:01 AM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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I thought this was going to be another End of Times thread. 
Keep the dildo away from your mother.
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SpiritualSnorkel
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Re: Mother is coming... [Re: Patlal]
#13625630 - 12/13/10 10:03 AM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Patlal said:
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Salomon said: i hope she finds your porn
it'll make christmas even more special when she gets you a script to hustler
lol, who buys porn anymore??? its called the internet... lol
Some people still like to be able to hold the real thing in their hands. 
Buying the stuff they really like to support the artist.
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Boheim
Pondering Thangs



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Re: Mother is coming... [Re: Set]
#13625655 - 12/13/10 10:09 AM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Set said: sub-par decision making
why would you want your mommy to clean your place?
tell your girlfriend to put the dildos down and pick up a broom
-------------------- Není důležité co v životě děláš, hlavně že to dělaš. You can read books about mycology and taxonomy all your life, until you actually go out and hunt mushrooms you are nothing but a bloody n00b. Same goes for mushroom cultivation or any other subject. Theoretical knowledge is nothing without practical application of that knowledge. -German Kahuna
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Doc_T
Random Dude




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Re: Mother is coming... [Re: Patlal]
#13625670 - 12/13/10 10:12 AM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Patlal said: My girlfriend ordered a dildo online
Man up and take her to the sex shop.
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SpiritualSnorkel
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Re: Mother is coming... [Re: Doc_T]
#13625680 - 12/13/10 10:15 AM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Why isn't your girlfriend ordering dildos behind your back?
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Eshu
Sean.



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It's not -your- dildo. So what should you care?
If my girlfriend ordered a dildo, and my mom came over just in time for the mail to be here, I'd be like.. "Hahahaha, look! My Girlfriends Dildo finally came in!"

Relax dood. You're a semi-grown man. ( semi cause your mom is coming to clean your place )
So you have some adult things, whoopie-doo. Go clean her room and see what you find!
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Re: Mother is coming... [Re: Eshu]
#13625819 - 12/13/10 10:47 AM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Eshu said: It's not -your- dildo. So what should you care?
If my girlfriend ordered a dildo, and my mom came over just in time for the mail to be here, I'd be like.. "Hahahaha, look! My Girlfriends Dildo finally came in!"

Relax dood. You're a semi-grown man. ( semi cause your mom is coming to clean your place )
So you have some adult things, whoopie-doo. Go clean her room and see what you find! 
Funny story. On a related note; My mom, my sister, and a couple other people (family members mostly) are in my honeymoon suite after the wedding. My buddies have gone to get food/alcohol/weed before the real party starts. I go down to the parking garage to grab our bags and bring them up to the room. I drop them down in the middle of the front living room of our suite and my sister says "Uh, I think your bag is vibrating". My wife was soooo embarrassed it was hilarious. We brought a bunch of bedroom goodies for the honeymoon and her friggin vibrator is going off in front of everyone. She turned beet red and took the bag into the bedroom as fast as possible. Still hilarious to this day and she stills get extremely embarrassed whenever I mention it.
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Niwita
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Re: Mother is coming... [Re: Toltecatl]
#13625919 - 12/13/10 11:11 AM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: Mother is coming... [Re: Niwita]
#13625950 - 12/13/10 11:18 AM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Laugh it up people...
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abel78596
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Re: Mother is coming... [Re: Niwita]
#13625980 - 12/13/10 11:24 AM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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Eshu
Sean.



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Re: Mother is coming... [Re: abel78596]
#13626601 - 12/13/10 01:47 PM (13 years, 2 months ago) |
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abel78596 said:
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Niwita said:


This just reminded me of that time on Millionaire when that dood won a million dollars and called his dad on the final question and was like "Oh dad, I'm just calling to say I'm going to win, I don't really need your help"
I don't know why. =D I HAVE A WEIRD MIND.
Masturbation.
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