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OfflineAbsolut_B
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I like beer
    #1359332 - 03/09/03 01:32 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

O yes, I love it. I'd guess I've had about 18 or so icehouse brews tonight. Nothing special going on though. I love the warm feeling flowing in my body, and I even enjoy the horrid beer stench of my breath. I have this weird tendency to just keep drinking when I have nothing else going on. If people show up I have a few and enjoy myself, but when there are few people around I find that drinking is a goal-oriented activity to occupy myself with.

I like beer during the week. A couple of beers will just let me enjoy TV, the Internet, or sleep even more. Beer comes in so many flavors from the bitterness of hops to the fruity taste of the more exotic varieties. A nice dark lager feels me up, and a nice softer ale is less feeling, but hits harder with a more light feeling. While I'm a heavy drinker I can still feel the effect from a single glass, perhaps more and more with experience.

During the weekend beer acts as the WD-40 of social interaction. People open up, say things they never mean to say and in doing so become more open to those around them. Problems may come up, but nothing can compete with the interaction between brew drinkers at 3:00 AM. As an open person the worst I can do is come off as non-caring, but I have never felt embarressed or ashamed of my actions.

My biggest problems come from talking about other mind-altering chemicals, or just the world in general. While drinking it never occurs to me that perhaps my companions don't care about the same issues as I do. I talk about war in Iraq, the newest milestones in computing, and about how some guy in another country contracted a super rare disease and brought it to some population center. I talk about legalization and several friends clam up as if I were speaking of murder. To them Pot=Shrooms=Acid=Coke=Meth=PCP=crazy people jumping out of any available exit to death or injury.

In the end I salute alcohol for all of its ability. It makes even the boring events around me seem more important, and the boring people at least somewhat interesting. It makes sleep possible when I have been racking my brain all day on some project. It makes the smart normal, the normal stupid, and the stupid comatose. For this and all else I salute you Beer, the great equalizer.

PS It kicks ass with pretzals!


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Re: I like beer [Re: Absolut_B]
    #1359787 - 03/09/03 08:34 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

amen.
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Re: I like beer [Re: noth1ng]
    #1360283 - 03/09/03 01:02 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Beer sux!


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Re: I like beer [Re: Murex]
    #1360420 - 03/09/03 02:13 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

>I'd guess I've had about 18 or so icehouse brews tonight.

This is really hard to believe


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Re: I like beer [Re: ShrewDigsby]
    #1360448 - 03/09/03 02:27 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Wow, your'e so cool.  :smirk:


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Re: I like beer [Re: ShrewDigsby]
    #1360554 - 03/09/03 03:31 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Sorry if it came off as bragging.  I have a high tolerance.  Also that was over some time, not all at once.  No it's not "cool" to have to drink that much.  I wish I could have a six pack and still feel like I did in the past.  Believe it or not, I don't care.  Make that 1.8 icehouse beers and pretend I'm a midget. :grin: 


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Re: I like beer [Re: ShrewDigsby]
    #1360560 - 03/09/03 03:37 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

>I'd guess I've had about 18 or so icehouse brews tonight.

This is really hard to believe




Why exactly is that hard to believe. Let's do some math here. That was over about 6 hours or so, so around 12 drinks would still be in the system. I also ate not too long before consuming said drinks. I weigh over 300 pounds and am well in excess of 6 foot tall. So in theory it affects me half as much as someone weighing 150 lbs, which would have a six pack in their system. Is this unbelievable to assume, considering tolerance? Sorry to rant, just wondered why you would say such a thing unless there was some rational behind it...


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Re: I like beer [Re: Absolut_B]
    #1360605 - 03/09/03 03:51 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

I wasn't bein sarcastic. Generally speakin I find it hard to believe, I didn't say that you were lying.

I'm 170 and I've had close to that much to drink in a given night in college, but there's no way I could do that nor would I want to do that now. (spannin an entire nights worth of fun). Heck, a couple years ago we'd put away ten beers after work. I don't know what we were thinkin. Now, I'm drunk after 3 beers and pukin after 6-and am much happier for it.

If you're 300lbs it's all the more realistic.

Even sayin that, icehouse is pissass beer. It'd be tough drinkin 18 cans of that shit cuz of the taste alone. The alcohol content is higher in icehouse. I don't know what it is but it's got to be around 6.5-8 or somethin like that.

Conclusion: After drinking 18 beers of piss ass bad tastin higher alcohol content canned beer makes it unlikely that you could write this post:

(Well, atleast I don't know anyone who would be able to)

O yes, I love it. I'd guess I've had about 18 or so icehouse brews tonight. Nothing special going on though. I love the warm feeling flowing in my body, and I even enjoy the horrid beer stench of my breath. I have this weird tendency to just keep drinking when I have nothing else going on. If people show up I have a few and enjoy myself, but when there are few people around I find that drinking is a goal-oriented activity to occupy myself with.

I like beer during the week. A couple of beers will just let me enjoy TV, the Internet, or sleep even more. Beer comes in so many flavors from the bitterness of hops to the fruity taste of the more exotic varieties. A nice dark lager feels me up, and a nice softer ale is less feeling, but hits harder with a more light feeling. While I'm a heavy drinker I can still feel the effect from a single glass, perhaps more and more with experience.

During the weekend beer acts as the WD-40 of social interaction. People open up, say things they never mean to say and in doing so become more open to those around them. Problems may come up, but nothing can compete with the interaction between brew drinkers at 3:00 AM. As an open person the worst I can do is come off as non-caring, but I have never felt embarressed or ashamed of my actions.

My biggest problems come from talking about other mind-altering chemicals, or just the world in general. While drinking it never occurs to me that perhaps my companions don't care about the same issues as I do. I talk about war in Iraq, the newest milestones in computing, and about how some guy in another country contracted a super rare disease and brought it to some population center. I talk about legalization and several friends clam up as if I were speaking of murder. To them Pot=Shrooms=Acid=Coke=Meth=PCP=crazy people jumping out of any available exit to death or injury.

In the end I salute alcohol for all of its ability. It makes even the boring events around me seem more important, and the boring people at least somewhat interesting. It makes sleep possible when I have been racking my brain all day on some project. It makes the smart normal, the normal stupid, and the stupid comatose. For this and all else I salute you Beer, the great equalizer.

PS It kicks ass with pretzals!


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Re: I like beer [Re: Absolut_B]
    #1360628 - 03/09/03 03:59 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

i really like drinking beer with pizza. thin crust papa johns pizza. it's so good. i don't think many things are better than drinking beer, eating thin crust pizza, and watching some form of entertainment like a movie, tv, sports game...anything.


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Re: I like beer [Re: Absolut_B]
    #1360654 - 03/09/03 04:11 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Beer kicks ass.


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Re: I like beer [Re: Absolut_B]
    #1361124 - 03/09/03 06:56 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

beer acts as the WD-40 of social interaction.




Good quote...I gotta use that  :grin:
I love beer too....I can drink it all niiiight loong and still manage to pull off a decent intelligible coherent sentence or two...and it goes great with women and peanuts  :wink: 


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Re: I like beer [Re: Absolut_B]
    #1361598 - 03/10/03 12:56 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Careful, Q. You don't want to end up lke me.  :wink:


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Re: I like beer [Re: puscle]
    #1361838 - 03/10/03 05:20 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Beer is fucking wack. But the government loves beer, it keeps their citizens under easy control.


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Re: I like beer [Re: Absolut_B]
    #1362484 - 03/10/03 09:50 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Download the song "I like Beer" by Tom T. Hall.  I guarantee you will love it.  :grin: 


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Re: I like beer [Re: FlusH]
    #1362660 - 03/10/03 10:54 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Beer is the shit. It rocks my ass. Iove the feeling right after you puke from drinking too much beer, not from drinking too much liqure, but too much beer is great. Kinda weird now that i think about it. Am i the only one that feels this way?


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Re: I like beer [Re: SuperSpun]
    #1362761 - 03/10/03 11:40 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

>It rocks my ass

You must be using it wrong, but to each his own I guess


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Re: I like beer [Re: Absolut_B]
    #1363063 - 03/10/03 01:46 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

beer is great, whenever my team looses a hockey game, we have that cooler in the locker room and damn it feels good to get that drink.


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For water benefits all things
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It provides for all people
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a man is loath to go
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Re: I like beer [Re: Cracka_X]
    #1363209 - 03/10/03 02:53 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

BEER KICKS ASS.

I'm gonna go drink some now.

Thanks.


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Re: I like beer [Re: icesickill]
    #1363333 - 03/10/03 03:38 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Beer is fucking wack. But the government loves beer, it keeps their citizens under easy control.

Couldn't have said it better.  :wink:


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What if all the world you think you know,
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Is it all you want it to be?



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Re: I like beer [Re: Murex]
    #1363374 - 03/10/03 03:52 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

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beer

kicks

ass.........

1500th post thanks a bundle...........


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