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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: Fernis]
    #13587693 - 12/05/10 09:08 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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Fernis said:
87 pounds?

In her bra, maybe.



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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: encephalization]
    #13587699 - 12/05/10 09:09 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

OP, have you met this 'girl' IRL?

No female I've ever met wanted to talk about her weight with any man.
Either you're gay, or the girl is a dude.

Way I see it, there's going to be some dry smashing no matter how it plays out.


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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: blewmeanie]
    #13587705 - 12/05/10 09:11 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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blewmeanie said:
You sure she's not just fuckin with you by sending that pic?




That's what I was thinking about. Maybe she sent me a picture but not one of her to see if I'd still talk to her or ask about her weight? I don't feel like being mean, so I didn't call her out on her weight, but I'm not really sure what to think of her lying about her weight so drastically.


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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: destructo_low]
    #13587714 - 12/05/10 09:12 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

The mole removed from her ass may have weight 87 pounds.


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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: Doc_T]
    #13587721 - 12/05/10 09:13 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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Doc_T said:
OP, have you met this 'girl' IRL?

No female I've ever met wanted to talk about her weight with any man.
Either you're gay, or the girl is a dude.

Way I see it, there's going to be some dry smashing no matter how it plays out.




No, I don't know her in real life. Definitely not gay. Definitely not dry smashing her shit box. Sorry bro. Like I said, she lives like twelve hours away, and the only time it would be convenient is heading up to this concert in New York in a month, but I'm not wasting my time on her if she lies like that and is probably obese.


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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: destructo_low]
    #13587735 - 12/05/10 09:14 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

That pic isn't an obese woman. Well within 'curvy'.


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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: Doc_T]
    #13587739 - 12/05/10 09:15 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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Doc_T said:
That pic isn't an obese woman. Well within 'curvy'.




Maybe not "obese", but over weight and probably not exciting to fuck. She is apparently a virgin too, but I believe that. I can do better. End of story.


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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: destructo_low]
    #13587780 - 12/05/10 09:22 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I dated a girl for three years. I was 19 and she was 18 when we started dating and at the max she weighed 95 pounds and it was common for her to weigh 87 pounds.

I do have a pic of her me and mike Gordon on here but our faces are blurted out and you can't really see any thing. :shrug:


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Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: fee]
    #13587797 - 12/05/10 09:26 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

this is fucking funny!!!!


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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: destructo_low]
    #13588036 - 12/05/10 10:21 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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destructo_low said:


I was like oh ok, and thoughts of DSHSB consumed me



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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: destructo_low]
    #13588065 - 12/05/10 10:30 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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destructo_low said:





Yeah right 87. She just can't read the scale because her fat ass blocks the view when she looks down.

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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: Doc_T]
    #13588089 - 12/05/10 10:35 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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Doc_T said:
If she did weigh 87 pounds, she wouldn't have any boobs. DS that SB. :thumbup:




Not true, one of the last girls I was with is only 95 lbs. And for how small she is, she had a pretty rockin' set of tits.


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Re: Been talking to a girl that claimed to weigh eighty-seven pounds. [Re: uber_aj]
    #13588095 - 12/05/10 10:36 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

87 pounds would be just as sick, All I could think about would be The Holocaust.

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