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Registered: 01/31/03
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Re: what to do when someone threatens to call cops [Re: monoamine]
    #1359008 - 03/08/03 06:29 PM (21 years, 3 months ago)

It time for your little fungies to get the hell outta Dodge. Heres the deal put them in a medium sized plastic container. Transport them to another remote location preferably my house, or somewhere in the South Pacific. No j/k, just take them to a friends until this blows over. You could get into some big ass mofo trouble due to some jerkoffs little infactuation. Ain't worth jail time bro. Move the fungies. They kick this little wussy butted mofos ass. Pee on him when your done to mark your territory. Then tell him that if he opens his mouth again its only gonna be for a gasoline soaked rag. Fuck I'm drunk I 've had 5 Turkey 101's, so I could be talking outta my ass. Oh, by the way, how big is this sorry ass lump of crap? You may just tell your friend to bargain with him and let him have the girl on Friday nights.

The above post is for entertainment purposes only and should not be construed to be real in any way. I am also unaware of any rights I may have, as I suffer from dementia.
- M_L_S

Edited by Meat_Log_Smurf (03/08/03 06:32 PM)

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