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 I realy hate being single. 
#13555873 - 11/29/10 03:18 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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Never one of my strong points in life. This year is going to be so long. I spend so much time in long term relationships, I never know what to do with myself when I'm alone. I don't even know what the point of this thread is.....I guess I just lack major direction in life when it comes to women currently. I just can't seem to find a type of girl I want to go after, and I can't find a responsible woman who isn't a mess to deal with. My hand is getting sick of it all too :/
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Re: I realy hate being single. [Re: vandago]
#13556211 - 11/29/10 07:51 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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promiscuous sex?
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promiscuous sex?
Agreed.. just be safe about it.
There's no need to be constantly looking for "the perfect" girl. Flow with life, and let it bring her to you.
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Re: I realy hate being single. [Re: Cynosure]
#13556279 - 11/29/10 08:12 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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Cynosure said:
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promiscuous sex?
Agreed.. just be safe about it.
There's no need to be constantly looking for "the perfect" girl. Flow with life, and let it bring her to you.
Agreed, patience young patawan.
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Re: I realy hate being single. [Re: vandago]
#13562221 - 11/30/10 10:42 AM (13 years, 4 months ago) |
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vandago said:
Never one of my strong points in life. This year is going to be so long. I spend so much time in long term relationships, I never know what to do with myself when I'm alone. I don't even know what the point of this thread is.....I guess I just lack major direction in life when it comes to women currently. I just can't seem to find a type of girl I want to go after, and I can't find a responsible woman who isn't a mess to deal with. My hand is getting sick of it all too :/
now is the time to find contentment, joy and love for yourself. it's a tough path when you have sooooo much love to give, which i know you do, but you will be better of in the long run if you spend some time learning how to be lonely and not reaching out for things/people to pass the time.
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Re: I realy hate being single. [Re: vandago]
#14077976 - 03/06/11 09:02 PM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: I realy hate being single. [Re: broken]
#14078060 - 03/06/11 09:14 PM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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Lmao. This guy digs through old posts selling dildos?
And I thought I had a shitty job.
......You got any glass ones?
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Re: I realy hate being single. [Re: vandago]
#14078094 - 03/06/11 09:19 PM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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i'm not so sure it's someone who speaks english, i think some girl in china with a list of replays to key words to look for.
what's the rules on something like this? shouldn't they need to be a supporter to do this?
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Re: I realy hate being single. [Re: broken]
#14078103 - 03/06/11 09:21 PM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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All I know is now that I'm going to prison, I am glad I'm single. I had a girlfriend for about a week before I went to county, and she ditched on me 3 days before my sentencing date there because she thought I was gonna get shipped off right then.
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Re: I realy hate being single. [Re: vandago]
#14078132 - 03/06/11 09:24 PM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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man is everyone who is on here a long time go to prison? makes me kinda 
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Re: I realy hate being single. [Re: broken]
#14078142 - 03/06/11 09:26 PM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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My shit has nothing to do with this site trust me. There was some stuff that would've linked me to this that they totally left during said raid. They didn't take my computer or camera cards or a disk laying right on my desk that said VANDAGO really big.
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Re: I realy hate being single. [Re: vandago]
#14078295 - 03/06/11 09:55 PM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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that's awesome dude!
i mean the story made me laugh, it's sucks that your going to prison.
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Re: I realy hate being single. [Re: broken]
#14079047 - 03/07/11 12:16 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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Nah they were total jackasses. I couldn't believe in a raid like that theyd leave the computer, camera, and discs with weird nicknames lying around, not too mention some other shit. They just wern't edumacated enough to realize.
All stuff missed is stuff burned. And buried in a sea of dreams and being single.
Anyways,
Being single still sucks. I like cuddling and what not, but it really is a weight off the shoulders with all this pressure I already have. I do , however, wish I had a long term committed gf thats been with me for years to stand by me through these tough times, but I am not the Doc, nor do I have a delorian so I can kiss that dream goodbye.
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Re: I realy hate being single. [Re: vandago]
#14079058 - 03/07/11 12:18 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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man, don't be bringing me down. i'm sure you'll make lots of friends in prison! 
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Re: I realy hate being single. [Re: broken]
#15807413 - 02/14/12 09:13 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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man, don't be bringing me down. i'm sure you'll make lots of friends in prison!
:bigbubbah:
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dude if your going to prison
and you know it
go to a strip club
a titty bar something
pick up some hookers dude
what the fucks wrong with u/?
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Re: I realy hate being single. [Re: cinic]
#15807542 - 02/14/12 10:02 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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man, don't be bringing me down. i'm sure you'll make lots of friends in prison!
:bigbubbah:
You bumped a 11 month old post for that? Awesome!
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dude if your going to prison
and you know it
go to a strip club
a titty bar something
pick up some hookers dude
what the fucks wrong with u/?
He's been, and is out.
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shit vandago is out already. sweet!
haven't seen him around, but i don't login much anymore myself so i shouldn't expect too.
hope he's doing alright.
BTW, VisionaryFlicker, what a great day to bump this thread 
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Re: I realy hate being single. [Re: broken]
#15829480 - 02/18/12 08:32 PM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ya been out for about a month and a half.
This thread is a painful reminder of how long it's been since I've had sex.
Edited by vandago (02/18/12 10:58 PM)
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Re: I realy hate being single. [Re: vandago]
#15829516 - 02/18/12 08:40 PM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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already have too many problems to handle one
even though I have around 4 of them after me
maybe I should drop out and get that good job I was offered
fuck the grades, girls, and homework
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Not having a "bitch" is a problem.
That song sucks.
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Re: I realy hate being single. [Re: vandago]
#15831945 - 02/19/12 12:12 PM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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yeah but battlefield is awesome, and i already have a bitch; its a he though
too many jealous girls around me
I feel like going schizoid, I can only handle so much extraversion
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Had sex. It was weird. It gets even weirder when the girl apologizes for it being so weird.
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Re: I realy hate being single. [Re: vandago]
#15903301 - 03/05/12 11:47 AM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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It's worse when they start crying about 15mins into it...
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I took a girls virginity that cried the whole way through. She was soooo large too. I said " does it hurt " .....she said " NOOOOOO BUT I'M USED GOODS NOW, I FEEL SO DIRTY ".......I said " should I stop?!?!?! "........she says " NOOOOOOO I DON"T WANNA BE A DISAPPOINTMENT TOOOO"..........I actually faked an orgasm with this girl and then she cried for a fucking hour next to me then just asked me to take her home. It was downright horrible.
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Re: I realy hate being single. [Re: vandago]
#15906207 - 03/05/12 09:16 PM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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Wow, that sounds terrible
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Re: I realy hate being single. [Re: Solemente]
#15908210 - 03/06/12 09:25 AM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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It wouldnt have been bad if she was attractive. But she wasn't in the least bit. HUGE f.u.p.a. It wasn't the worst sex I had though.............
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Re: I realy hate being single. [Re: vandago]
#15908525 - 03/06/12 10:51 AM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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I took a girls virginity that cried the whole way through. She was soooo large too. I said " does it hurt " .....she said " NOOOOOO BUT I'M USED GOODS NOW, I FEEL SO DIRTY ".......I said " should I stop?!?!?! "........she says " NOOOOOOO I DON"T WANNA BE A DISAPPOINTMENT TOOOO"..........I actually faked an orgasm with this girl and then she cried for a fucking hour next to me then just asked me to take her home. It was downright horrible.
WTF bro? That's beyond weird.
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Re: I realy hate being single. [Re: fbi365]
#15908527 - 03/06/12 10:52 AM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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Well she wasn't crying before we started having sex if that makes it any less weird. Only about halfway through the grueling 5 minutes of jiggling tears.
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Re: I realy hate being single. [Re: vandago]
#15908566 - 03/06/12 11:03 AM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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You should have just went about you business and finished up like nothing ever happened 
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Re: I realy hate being single. [Re: fbi365]
#15908580 - 03/06/12 11:06 AM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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There was no coming in that situation. I started losing my erection. Imagine how much she would've cried and ate if I would've went soft in her?
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Re: I realy hate being single. [Re: vandago]
#15908648 - 03/06/12 11:23 AM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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Or if you busted all over her face?
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Re: I realy hate being single. [Re: fbi365] 1
#15909567 - 03/06/12 03:28 PM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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I broke up with the girl who cried about 2 months later. I couldn't sleep with her again and just completely stopped finding her sexually attractive.
She had recently had surgery and I think she felt bad, although it was nothing that made her look bad, I'm still not sure what caused it, she would never talk about it. Maybe she had cheated? Who knows.
That ended a 4 year relationship, she is still one of my only truly close friends though.
So yeah, ladies, save it for after, we are nothing but sympathy and understanding right after we have sex.
Or maybe discuss whatever it is outside the bedroom altogether..? I don't know, some women can be so alien in their approach to emotion. 
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Re: I realy hate being single. [Re: vandago]
#15931331 - 03/10/12 10:07 PM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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I took a girls virginity that cried the whole way through. She was soooo large too. I said " does it hurt " .....she said " NOOOOOO BUT I'M USED GOODS NOW, I FEEL SO DIRTY ".......I said " should I stop?!?!?! "........she says " NOOOOOOO I DON"T WANNA BE A DISAPPOINTMENT TOOOO"..........I actually faked an orgasm with this girl and then she cried for a fucking hour next to me then just asked me to take her home. It was downright horrible.
i wouldn't have let it go that far.
i would have stopped and told the her to walk home.
but i'm a dick, so...
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Re: I realy hate being single. [Re: broken]
#15937051 - 03/12/12 10:27 AM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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I lived in the middle of no where. That'd been a hell of a walk for her ( she was HUGE though so I guess it would've been overall a good thing ). I will never take a girls virginity again after that.....though I'm 26 I don't think that should really be happening these days anyways.
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Re: I realy hate being single. [Re: vandago] 2
#15937168 - 03/12/12 11:01 AM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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I lived in the middle of no where. That'd been a hell of a walk for her ( she was HUGE though so I guess it would've been overall a good thing ). I will never take a girls virginity again after that.....though I'm 26 I don't think that should really be happening these days anyways.
That changes everything...! I would have suffocated her with a pillow and had sex with her cold dead body. Cold dead body's don't cry during sex, that's what I always say.
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400 pounds of peach jello fresh from the fridge blubbering around underneath my hot stinky alcohol breath.
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Re: I realy hate being single. [Re: vandago]
#15937987 - 03/12/12 02:20 PM (12 years, 1 month ago) |
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Nice... Keep at it van. Good shit will happen.
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i'm finding life after divorce to be the shit actually. i've gone through about 2 years of solid chaos, heartbreak and pain but my life is becoming awesome now. i like being single and having the freedom to do whatever i want. if i get into something serious again it's going to be with someone really special.
op, enjoy your life and work on making yourself happy. if you focus on that the right one will come along.
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